Reidy1987 Posted November 17, 2003 Report Share Posted November 17, 2003 "Fruit flies like a banana..."That reminds me, Reidy of when Ah worked in the Arabian Gulf - decades ago and just a daft boy - and bored. We shared a big flat. There's only so much drink can be taken and so ye're sitting there, besdie the well-stocked fruit bowl looking up at the huge fan revolving remorselessly on the ceiling... Fan on FULL pelt, chuck a banana up at it, and watch how everyone else in the room takes cover and/or calls ye bad sweery words!! Mind you... I suppose you could be saying that fruit flies like bananas... as opposed to liking any other kind of fruit... hmm. Deep, that. I see your spell of solitude in the mountains has granted you the inner wisdom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted November 17, 2003 Report Share Posted November 17, 2003 Hmmm... Fur coat AND knickers... Makes a change Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pompey Posted November 17, 2003 Report Share Posted November 17, 2003 A good-looking Bet Lynch the day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted November 18, 2003 Report Share Posted November 18, 2003 A good-looking Bet Lynch the day Bet Lynch would still get it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted November 18, 2003 Report Share Posted November 18, 2003 Jings her kit'll no dae for this weather Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pompey Posted November 18, 2003 Report Share Posted November 18, 2003 Bet Lynch would still get it Indeed she would Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ST SID Posted November 18, 2003 Report Share Posted November 18, 2003 Today's has a distinct hint of unwashed about her. Is that a skool of crabs bunjying fae her gusset. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted November 18, 2003 Report Share Posted November 18, 2003 Today's has a distinct hint of unwashed about her. Is that a skool of crabs bunjying fae her gusset. Must be, she's fae Gr**nock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted November 18, 2003 Report Share Posted November 18, 2003 Chained up in Greenock............she must be the Leisure Centre, they are always going on about. Aye with a double entrance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted November 19, 2003 Report Share Posted November 19, 2003 I heard there was at least 3 ways in. 4, North, South, East, and West Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pompey Posted November 19, 2003 Report Share Posted November 19, 2003 There was me thinking today's wisny too bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pompey Posted November 19, 2003 Report Share Posted November 19, 2003 And how the hell did a photographer get intae my closet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted November 19, 2003 Report Share Posted November 19, 2003 And how the hell did a photographer get intae my closet Have you no just come out the closet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted November 19, 2003 Report Share Posted November 19, 2003 No so good today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxbar Team Posted November 19, 2003 Report Share Posted November 19, 2003 looks okay tae me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pompey Posted November 19, 2003 Report Share Posted November 19, 2003 She's better than what I wake up beside Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ST SID Posted November 19, 2003 Report Share Posted November 19, 2003 She's better than what I wake up beside Is that you dishing yer maw again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chingford Posted November 20, 2003 Report Share Posted November 20, 2003 Wet, today. Nice. Something about 'wet' or 'sweat' that appeals to me. Dunno what. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted November 20, 2003 Report Share Posted November 20, 2003 Todays reminds me of a chick I used to see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reidy1987 Posted November 20, 2003 Report Share Posted November 20, 2003 Todays reminds me of a chick I used to see What - you used to work on a poultry farm??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ST SID Posted November 20, 2003 Report Share Posted November 20, 2003 Wet, today. Nice. Something about 'wet' or 'sweat' that appeals to me. Dunno what. Surprised you don't win all the marathons you run as nae c"nt would want you chasing behind them after that revelation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chingford Posted November 21, 2003 Report Share Posted November 21, 2003 Same burd today as yesterday but I'm no complaining. nae c"nt would want you chasing behind them after that revelationThanks, Sid. Never thought of it that way. I'll build it intae mah race plan... watch out, Paula Radcliffe on April 18, 2004! (April 18 - Hayley Mills' birthday, btw) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chingford Posted November 25, 2003 Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 Is this a sign of getting old? I looked at today's Burd and thought, " I must get round to cuttin the grass..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chingford Posted November 25, 2003 Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 Haw Toon! Honest - the wan I was talkin aboot was last night in the wee sma hoors and there was this grass aw roon aboot her heid and she wisnae the wan that's oan noo, honest, and.. .. is she no bonnie, this wan!? Bugger the grass! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reidy1987 Posted November 26, 2003 Report Share Posted November 26, 2003 Ach feck, it's HER again. C'mon Baldy! Stop the repeats, it's like UK Gold in here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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