Bill Lees Posted October 15, 2003 Report Share Posted October 15, 2003 1. Yer bum's oot the windae. 2. Thick as shi te in the neck of a bottle. 3. Thick as mince. 4. Do you think ah came up the Cart on a bike ? 5. ........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chingford Posted October 15, 2003 Report Share Posted October 15, 2003 Screw the bobbin, Tom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Dickson Posted October 15, 2003 Report Share Posted October 15, 2003 1. St.Mirren....nah, what team do you REALLY support ? 2. Boooooooooo......f**k off Coughlin !!!!! 3. Quality....look at the baby seat in that motor....come lets tan it.... 4. Gies a smoke 5. What do you mean yer stopping my bru money......b*****ds !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted October 15, 2003 Report Share Posted October 15, 2003 (edited) Five Typically Wishaw Expressions 1. Gilmour yer useless, get tae f**k 2. Man thats a quality new Kappa tracky you've got there, whur ye get it? 3. Yer oot o Bucky? That's fine, just gies some El Dorado 4. I'm tired, let's gae tae skool 5. Watch yer motor mistah? Edited October 15, 2003 by Stu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Dickson Posted October 15, 2003 Report Share Posted October 15, 2003 LOL, Stu Showed that to my workmate from Bishopton..... He said "What the f**k is school" "Whits wrang wi Kappa" "El Dorado ? That's classy shit that...." "Anyway you wanting a smoke ?" "Where did I put that gay porno ?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chingford Posted October 15, 2003 Report Share Posted October 15, 2003 You HAVE mates, Lost Ud? LOL At work - or elsewhere? Come on, I'm willing to believe some of your postings on here, even though they're far-fetched - but that's doozy!!! Nice one, Stuart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted October 15, 2003 Report Share Posted October 15, 2003 I'd rather be from Bishopton than stay in Wishaw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pompey Posted October 15, 2003 Report Share Posted October 15, 2003 I'd rather run my baws through a mangle than stay in either place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Dickson Posted October 15, 2003 Report Share Posted October 15, 2003 LOL Chingford and Pompy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted October 15, 2003 Report Share Posted October 15, 2003 Tom its not often I agree with Bill Lees, but its you thats wrong Ive heard the lot of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reidy1987 Posted October 15, 2003 Report Share Posted October 15, 2003 1. Aye, Dougie. 2. Away in the hoose. 3. Ye goin tae the shows? 4. Gies a slug o yer ginger. 5. Aye, Greenock's a really nice place. OK, I was joking about number 5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ST SID Posted October 15, 2003 Report Share Posted October 15, 2003 I'd rather run my baws through a mangle than stay in either place Is that a Neighbours fetish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ST SID Posted October 15, 2003 Report Share Posted October 15, 2003 1. Luck et that big cor 2. Bolt! 3. That Stuart Dickson is a right fanny. 4. Huv yi seen that St Sid f'k'r, lucks joost like George Clooney 5. Check that baldy looney goin' mental on the other side of the fence five things you won't hear in Paisley: 1. D'yi no joost wish Pompey was at the game, he's such a great guy. 2. There's that lassie fae Stars in yer eyes, wee Sainty shagged her. 3. Nice beard Bajansaint, very trendy 4. Bill Lees, what a pleasant man. 5. f'kirk should have got into the SPL last season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Lees Posted October 15, 2003 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2003 I could be wrong, but isn't the expression : "Away and lie in yer ain pish" a Paisley one ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ST SID Posted October 15, 2003 Report Share Posted October 15, 2003 I could be wrong, but isn't the expression : "Away and lie in yer ain pish" a Paisley one ? Body waste freak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny P Posted October 15, 2003 Report Share Posted October 15, 2003 Pokey hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted October 15, 2003 Report Share Posted October 15, 2003 I could be wrong, but isn't the expression : "Away and lie in yer ain pish" a Paisley one ? I`m getting worried, I agree with him on this one to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Dickson Posted October 15, 2003 Report Share Posted October 15, 2003 Yep I agree with Bill. My mate....yeah sure Chingford you've done that joke before ....lives in Paisley near the Observatory.... Anyway last time I walked up there....f**king hard work for a fat b*****d....there were two wasted old alccies lying in a puddle of pish. One was licking and drinking it (clearly trying to recycle the alcoholic content). The other opened his mouth and the first said "Away and lie in yer ain pish, St.Sid" Never seen anything so disgusting in my life, and had never heard that saying before, so yeah I think it originated in Paisley.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted October 15, 2003 Report Share Posted October 15, 2003 Its your round Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted October 16, 2003 Report Share Posted October 16, 2003 Your a bigger arse than 10 bums Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chingford Posted October 16, 2003 Report Share Posted October 16, 2003 This HAS to be a modren typical Paisley expression. If it isnae, it ought to be - courtesy of Fannybawz in General Discussion. the most runny of verbal diahorea seem like a real pan cracker "a real pan cracker"! We know what he means, children, don't we? Here's one I laid earlier... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Lees Posted October 16, 2003 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2003 For some reason, that just put me in mind of a scene from the fillum Goldmember, wheere Dr. Evil's Scottish (!) henchman, Fat Bast@rd, lets one rip, wafts the gas up under his own nose, sniffs, and says "Everrybuddy likes thurr own braand, don't they ?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chingford Posted October 16, 2003 Report Share Posted October 16, 2003 Might have know you'd be sniffin around, Bill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted October 17, 2003 Report Share Posted October 17, 2003 Away and bile yer heid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ST SID Posted October 17, 2003 Report Share Posted October 17, 2003 "Howz about ah take you and yer maw roon the back and shag yi." Sunday Night is Nurse Night at the old Toledo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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