stlucifer 6,652 Report post Posted January 25, 2019 It's Haggis 'n neeps night so I though I'd share: Hurt my arm this morning and had to go to hospital for an x-ray, as I was sitting waiting to be seen, the lad next to me says," Fair fae yer honest sonsie face! Great chieftain o' the puddin race!!" I was like, eh?!?!., I turned my head round to the the lady sat on my other side, she said, " Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie, O, what a panic's in thy breastie!" , As I grabbed the next doc walking past I said, "here mate is this the psychiatric ward?" He says," no this is the burns unit! " 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HSS 12,046 Report post Posted January 25, 2019 Haggis Chow Mein for me tonight. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
St.Ricky 8,263 Report post Posted January 25, 2019 22 minutes ago, HSS said: Haggis Chow Mein for me tonight. Vegetarian? 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StanleySaint 1,395 Report post Posted January 25, 2019 Just finished large plate of the real thing, I do miss the Watson's ones of old!! 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antrin 5,037 Report post Posted January 22 A heid's-up fur Monday nicht, mah wee sleekit cowrin' Buddies... Ah'll be trottin' alang tae Waitrose furra Veggie Haggis aw the wey importit frae Jockoland! Accompanying our Grande Burnsian répas, and partaking a wee schwallie, we may well indulge in some selected Scotch Kulchural entertainment. Here is the link with which tae avail yersels... A Virtual Burns Night | Historic Environment Scotland | History Fill yer boots! Naw, naw - nae need tae thank me! honest! 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
faraway saint 31,039 Report post Posted January 22 ^^^^^^^^ I suggest, since the auld Londoner says it's Monday, double check. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oaksoft 13,674 Report post Posted January 22 I was hoping to get through a year without hearing this guy's name and reading his cringeworthy poetry Bad antrin. Bad antrin. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
salmonbuddie 3,328 Report post Posted January 22 I was hoping to get through a year without hearing this guy's name and reading his cringeworthy poetry Bad antrin. Bad antrin.I think he might well have written this one with you in mind, oakyO wad some Pow'r the giftie gie usTo see oursels as ithers see us!It wad frae mony a blunder free us,An' foolish notion:What airs in dress an' gait wad lea'e us,An' ev'n devotion! 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oaksoft 13,674 Report post Posted January 22 (edited) 2 hours ago, salmonbuddie said: I think he might well have written this one with you in mind, oaky O wad some Pow'r the giftie gie us To see oursels as ithers see us! It wad frae mony a blunder free us, An' foolish notion: What airs in dress an' gait wad lea'e us, An' ev'n devotion! Ach if I genuinely cared what people thought about me I'd never get anywhere in life. 😀 Life's way too short to be worrying about pish like that. Edited January 22 by oaksoft 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
