shull Posted April 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 Everybody trusts and loves David Attenborough. Such a nice man. Perfect for this job tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted April 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 Who is thinking about the children ? BABY BATS ARE BEING ORPHANED IN AUSTRALIA. Where is the GOD dude ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted April 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 Some of these lunatics want Climate Deniers jailed, yes jailed. They state the deniers are just as bad as the Holocaust Deniers. Asylum is getting taken over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted April 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 100000 volunteers wanted not to fly next year to erase major carbon footprints. Anybody on here fancy a bus trip to a UK resort ? No doubt we will be fined lots of money if we exceed our Carbon Footprint allowance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted April 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 Usual words getting spewed out by the lunatics during interviews today. MOVING FORWARD GOING FORWARD YEAH ABSOLUTELY SO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 9 hours ago, cockles1987 said: As you've been unsuccessful in educating yourself, let me help again. It is not illegal to have your engine running whilst stationary in traffic. Not that you'd be trying to look cool, stupid yes but definitely not cool Really? You should read your highway code. I shall leave it at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DougJamie Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 1 hour ago, Slartibartfast said: The problem with that is that the Highway Code is not an Act of Parliament (though it is issued with the authority of Parliament) and therefore not relevant to the law. If the Road Traffic Act says it, then that's a different matter. Does that cover hump back bridges ? Now that is an opportunity far to good to turn down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DougJamie Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 14 minutes ago, Slartibartfast said: You can hump who/what you want. No business of mine. Humping on a hump back bridge would certainly keep you on your toes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DougJamie Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 Just now, Slartibartfast said: That would depend on whether you were the humper or the humpee. Or depend or your height Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DougJamie Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 9 minutes ago, Slartibartfast said: And what position you were humping in. Pervert Was actually thinking of bending her over the bridge, throw her in once done Result !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DougJamie Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 12 minutes ago, Slartibartfast said: You'll need to change your insurance scam now, you've just given that one away. Worked on the 2nd and 3rd marriages Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DougJamie Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 2 minutes ago, Slartibartfast said: I'm not going to ask about the first. She threw me off..................... Bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted April 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 Three lunatics from Stinky Rebellion have been remanded in custody after being charged for glueing themselves to a train. They pled not guilty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 2 hours ago, Slartibartfast said: Considering that all the earth's surface is sitting on floating tectonic plates that are part of a spinning ball that is orbiting the centre of a solar system that is moving through a galaxy that is hurtling through a universe that may, or may not, be part of an infinite multiverse ... is anything, anywhere, really stationary? The sooner we collide with the Andromeda galaxy the better, it'll stop my head from hurting. That also works at the quantum level. Nothing is stationary. Molecules vibrate continuously. It seems cockles gets off on a technicality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendy Saintss Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 As you've been unsuccessful in educating yourself, let me help again.It is not illegal to have your engine running whilst stationary in traffic. Not that you'd be trying to look cool, stupid yes but definitely not cool [emoji39]Have you educated yourself on how to read dates yet?Not that you’re be trying to look cool, stupid yes but definitely not cool#thickasfcuk#cowardly cockless#internetgangstaNo, please, please don’t put me in hospital [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendy Saintss Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 That would depend on whether you were the humper or the humpee. [emoji3]Premium bonds [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji8] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendy Saintss Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 She threw me off..................... BitchMaybe you should stop importing Thai brides then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted April 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 A lady from the Stinky Rebellion Protest Group was getting interviewed on the Radio. She was asked 7 questions in the first 3 minutes. She answered every one of the 7 questions starting her reply with the word SO. Quite a few of these dudes seemed to be high on summat. DOTERY DAVE ON SOON Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 1 hour ago, cockles1987 said: He's still not very good at the trolling I am not Wendy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proudtobeabuddy Posted April 20, 2019 Report Share Posted April 20, 2019 On 4/18/2019 at 8:40 PM, oaksoft said: I am not Wendy. Are you Shull? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salmonbuddie Posted April 23, 2019 Report Share Posted April 23, 2019 Look it's #thichasfcuk [emoji849] Someone will need to explain it to him though. [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] Never going to happen, he doesn't have the wherewithal to understand the explanation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted April 23, 2019 Report Share Posted April 23, 2019 On 4/18/2019 at 8:43 PM, cockles1987 said: Sorry oaksoft for that, quoted the wrong post from slarti. See what happens when you try to be clever.......? 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DougJamie Posted April 23, 2019 Report Share Posted April 23, 2019 On 4/20/2019 at 9:26 AM, shetland said: I am Oaky, he is gstretchuk. And Shull is Wendy but sometimes Faraway Saint. Are you Billy Mehmet ? Sweeper07 is most definitely Uncle Colm. Why you in here Mrs Shull - visiting time ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted April 23, 2019 Report Share Posted April 23, 2019 3 minutes ago, cockles1987 said: Just watching the Yesterday channel and I had the pleasure of learning from one of the design engineers who was part of the team that designed the Mullbery Harbours. One of the components that were responsible for there success was an item called a Spud. That gets primary used on dredgers. So a part of the success of the post d-day landings was from the two shipyards in Renfrew, Simons and Lobnitz.Every day is a school day It certainly is. I don't wish to lower the tone but I do recall the joy of the day I discovered that a vinegar solution rather than bleach was necessary to get rid of that fishy smell your dog sometimes leaves on the couch. Some time later I also discovered that this smell was leakage from the dog's anal glands as a result of insufficient roughage in her diet rendering her poo too soft to activate the glands, leading them to overflow. She now gets a strict diet of kibble with a single weetabix in every meal and the problem was largely resolved UNTIL 5 f**kING MINUTES AGO when she got overly excited at the smell of my easter egg and leaked on the sofa. Seriously, diet, weetabix for fibre and a close at hand supply of vinegar solution and kitchen roll and this perennial dog problem almost vanishes overnight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smcc Posted April 23, 2019 Report Share Posted April 23, 2019 34 minutes ago, oaksoft said: It certainly is. I don't wish to lower the tone but I do recall the joy of the day I discovered that a vinegar solution rather than bleach was necessary to get rid of that fishy smell your dog sometimes leaves on the couch. Some time later I also discovered that this smell was leakage from the dog's anal glands as a result of insufficient roughage in her diet rendering her poo too soft to activate the glands, leading them to overflow. She now gets a strict diet of kibble with a single weetabix in every meal and the problem was largely resolved UNTIL 5 f**kING MINUTES AGO when she got overly excited at the smell of my easter egg and leaked on the sofa. Seriously, diet, weetabix for fibre and a close at hand supply of vinegar solution and kitchen roll and this perennial dog problem almost vanishes overnight. I think you would find that instead of removing the fishy smell bleach would remove the colour from your couch. Sodium hypochlorite and other oxidising agents tend to decolourise pigments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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