djchapsticks Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 8 hours ago, St.Ricky said: They tell me that they can detect a gob ànd analyse it's contents before it lands on its target. However, they also tell me that the W7 area is a blind spot. My friends at MI5 are investigating the incidents to establish whether or not these might be related to the potential for unrest related to a no deal Brexit. Their initial findings suggest that Two Big Boys Did it and Ran Away (sorry Christopher ). They are now investigating the incidents with all the resources at their disposal at their Kilbarchan office. They issued a statement saying that an unnamed W7 activist (Josh)was a key witness and that once he was free from fighting (not literally )the Dictator from the East Stand he would assist them with their enquiries. They are certain that he is 100 per cent certain that he knows/saw everything. No further comment was made by the Dictator from the East known simply as GLS following his recent press release. The Lone Range and Tonto have been asked to mediate. Tony Blair is on call to assist in brokering a Peace Agreement. It may come to be known as the St Valentines Day agreement. 2 hours ago, Lord Pityme said: In response to the completely false statement that st mirren fans "spat at an unconscious supporter, and threw coins at him, I Just heard full and unreserved apology statement being prepared at the Simple Digital Arena for world wide press release. stay tuned..! 2 hours ago, Lord Pityme said: ----statement to W7 St Mirren Fans falsely accused of spitting at, and throwing coins at unconscious supporter----- Ricky and LPM both being funny and witty within half a page of one another. One happening is a rare event but BOTH?! Wonders will never cease. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munoz Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 4 minutes ago, djchapsticks said: Ricky and LPM both being funny and witty within half a page of one another. One happening is a rare event but BOTH?! Wonders will never cease. Debatable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stlucifer Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 16 hours ago, St.Ricky said: They tell me that they can detect a gob ànd analyse it's contents before it lands on its target. However, they also tell me that the W7 area is a blind spot. My friends at MI5 are investigating the incidents to establish whether or not these might be related to the potential for unrest related to a no deal Brexit. Their initial findings suggest that Two Big Boys Did it and Ran Away (sorry Christopher ). They are now investigating the incidents with all the resources at their disposal at their Kilbarchan office. They issued a statement saying that an unnamed W7 activist (Josh)was a key witness and that once he was free from fighting (not literally )the Dictator from the East Stand he would assist them with their enquiries. They are certain that he is 100 per cent certain that he knows/saw everything. No further comment was made by the Dictator from the East known simply as GLS following his recent press release. The Lone Range and Tonto have been asked to mediate. Tony Blair is on call to assist in brokering a Peace Agreement. It may come to be known as the St Valentines Day agreement. What I want the powers that be to find out is, "Who hacked Ricky's account"? That really made me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Pityme Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 59 minutes ago, stlucifer said: What I want the powers that be to find out is, "Who hacked Ricky's account"? That really made me laugh. Yul... be laughing for long time... Hi Ho Sliver.... oh you know you'll be doing it tomorra! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALBIONSAINT Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 5 minutes ago, Lord Pityme said: Yul... be laughing for long time... Hi Ho Sliver.... oh you know you'll be doing it tomorra! Right what’s going on? What have you done with all the forum members? Far too chummy in here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaybee Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 11 hours ago, Iamhammer said: 22 hours ago, jaybee said: As Ricky might say . ahm aving a word wi mi buds in NASA to see if de camras wis aimed at de Simple Digi arena ......fingers crossed. You don't need to do that, have a word with the paramedic who was with the guy. It's more than the club did. Trying to lighten the mood friend, and if you don't like the club then F**k off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALBIONSAINT Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 (edited) Normal service has resumed Edited February 14, 2019 by ALBIONSAINT Spelling error Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Pityme Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 ' Honest Broker' Mediator in W7 v SMFC board shitstorm says "Its a tricky scenario, emotions are running high" and when asked about the wholly false club media statement he said "I did Nazi that coming" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iamhammer Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 16 hours ago, jaybee said: Trying to lighten the mood friend, and if you don't like the club then F**k off. How charming just like the shithole you take your name from. I can object to something someone or something does without disliking it. So if it’s okay with you I’ll just head to Aberdeen tomorrow as planned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaybee Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Iamhammer said: 18 hours ago, jaybee said: Trying to lighten the mood friend, and if you don't like the club then F**k off. How charming just like the shithole you take your name from. I can object to something someone or something does without disliking it. So if it’s okay with you I’ll just head to Aberdeen tomorrow as planned. For your elucidation (look it up) Jaybee comes from my initials nowhere else. Possibly one of your problems friend; assumptions. enjoy the game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dirty Sanchez Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 This has just been repeated on the evening news. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garzo Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 And on STV news this evening the story is still the same. How close are the club to resolving this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kemp Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 Why the f**k are the club not releasing the CCTV footage if this incident happened as they said it did? Never seen a club work so hard to drag its own name through the mud! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ged62 Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 Both parties need to sort this out, ok maybe the unconscious fan didn’t get spat on but Josh did admit W7 punters were spitting at Dundee unt fans. I say punters coz they are definitely not supporters of the club acting like that. Time to get the trouble makers out of W7, giving the club a bad name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TPAFKATS Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 We have no way of knowing for certain if those alleged to have been involved were St. Mirren fans but let's be honest there's a good chance they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melmac Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 We could have public executions before the next home game, that'd get get the numbers up anyway. Thoughts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whydowebother Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 We could have public executions before the next home game, that'd get get the numbers up anyway. Thoughts?We’ve been ‘hanging around’ long enough waiting for a win, so why not [emoji2] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melmac Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 1 minute ago, whydowebother said: We’ve been ‘hanging around’ long enough waiting for a win, so why not Doesn't have to be strange fruit'er, could go for an old pie floggin' or death by crackly speakers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALBIONSAINT Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 24 minutes ago, melmac said: Doesn't have to be strange fruit'er, could go for an old pie floggin' or death by crackly speakers. We could be really vindictive and make them watch the Motherwell game on a continuous loop for 24 hours! To much, it’s not the Middle Ages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isle Of Bute Saint Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 1 hour ago, TPAFKATS said: We have no way of knowing for certain if those alleged to have been involved were St. Mirren fans but let's be honest there's a good chance they are. What nonsense to keep this on topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALBIONSAINT Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 1 hour ago, TPAFKATS said: We have no way of knowing for certain if those alleged to have been involved were St. Mirren fans but let's be honest there's a good chance they are. Get them to the ducking stool ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TPAFKATS Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 What nonsense to keep this on topic. My nonsense was in response to the post immediately before mine that suggested they weren't St Mirren fans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magic Monkey Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 I'm up for a bit of hangman. Clue: a shite manager and a c**t. _L__ S_U__S Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bender rodriguez Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 What a completely depressing thread this is so sad we are meant to be buddies together. I really can't understand the boards statement on this . The way the police approached the young ones going in the w6-w7 at the motherwell game turnstiles was embarrassing 13-14y/o kids getting searched before and after . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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