stlucifer Posted May 27, 2019 Report Share Posted May 27, 2019 (edited) Sorry if this is long winded but it was a long season. At the start of the season confidence was soaring, That we would be OK and goals we’d be scoring. Even though JR had walked, for pastures new, We trusted the board to get the right crew. AS was announced some fans had their doubts, That he knew what our club, was all about. As it so happened, It turned out to true, The guy just obviously, didn’t have a clue. The result were abysmal, we struggled to score, And the tenure of Stubbs was quickly no more. In came Oran Kearney, from over the sea, And made an immediate impact v Celtic FC, That was a false dawn, the squad was so weak It was impossible for OK to successfully tweak. He started the cull and scoured high and low To find us some players, outside the window. We continued to go, on the downward spiral, Still looking unlikely, for any kind of survival. Worse was to come, Big Sammy went too, Our legend in goal had flown the coop. January came in, and changes were seen, OK looked to the East, to bolster the team. Slowly but surely, improvements we see, Catching and passing the team from Dundee. Still in trouble at the end of the season, But we all had hope and with good reason. The team had went on a fantastic run, 8 games played, and losing just one. In the playoffs, in spite of that streak, A second Dundee trip in less than a week, A really dour game, and a goaless draw, Back down to Paisley, the second leg saw, The man in the middle, was changed to Beaton, And we were worried, that he’d be cheating. As it turned out, he gave the other Dundee, An absolutely shocking decision, A penalty. Within three minutes, true justice was done, Mullen the scorer, the result, was 1-1. Into extra time and Beaton strikes twice, Wrongly sends of the Duck, would we pay a price? The game ended all square, and up steps a hero. A penalty save, and United stay zero. Up steps McGinn, and he managed to score. Hladky goes back in and saves us once more. Popescu up next and he scores with ease, A step closer to safety, it's looking a breeze. The next one to face Hladky is Sow, But he fails in his quest, he hits the post low. Muzek has the chance to end the game, But he hits the post, his shot, quite tame. The time for a hero, and so it proves true. Vaclav saves another and we win by two. Safe in the premiership but let's just make sure, we make it less stressful while still being secure! Edited May 27, 2019 by stlucifer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted May 27, 2019 Report Share Posted May 27, 2019 8 minutes ago, stlucifer said: Sorry if this is long winded but it was a long season. At the start of the season confidence was soaring, That we would be OK and goals we’d be scoring. Even though JR had walked, for pastures new, We trusted the board to get the right crew. AS was announced some fans had their doubts, That he knew what our club, was all about. As it so happened, It turned out to true, The guy just obviously, didn’t have a clue. The result were abysmal, we struggled to score, And the tenure of Stubbs was quickly no more. In came Oran Kearney, from over the sea, And made an immediate impact v Celtic FC, That was a false dawn, the squad was so weak It was impossible for OK to successfully tweak. He started the cull and scoured high and low To find us some players, outside the window. We continued to go, on the downward spiral, Still looking unlikely, for any kind of survival. Worse was to come, Big Sammy went too, Our legend in goal had flown the coop. January came in, and changes were seen, OK looked to the East, to bolster the team. Slowly but surely, improvements we see, Catching and passing the team from Dundee. Still in trouble at the end of the season, But we all had hope and with good reason. The team had went on a fantastic run, 8 games played, and losing just one. In the playoffs, in spite of that streak, A second Dundee trip in less than a week, A really dour game, and a goaless draw, Back down to Paisley, the second leg saw, The man in the middle, was changed to Beaton, And we were worried, that he’d be cheating. As it turned out, he gave the other Dundee, An absolutely shocking decision, A penalty. Within three minutes, true justice was done, Mullen the scorer, the result, was 1-1. Into extra time and Beaton strikes twice, Wrongly sends of the Duck, would we pay a price? The game ended all square, and up steps a hero. A penalty save, and United stay zero. Up steps McGinn, and he managed to score. Hladky goes back in and saves us once more. Popescu up next and he scores with ease, A step closer to safety, it's looking a breeze. The next one to face Hladky is Sow, But he fails in his quest, he hits the post low. Muzek has the chance to end the game, But he hits the post, his shot, quite tame. The time for a hero, and so it proves true. Vaclav saves another and we win by two. Safe in the premiership but let's just make sure, we make it less stressful while still being secure! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted May 27, 2019 Report Share Posted May 27, 2019 Give us 11th and the play offs every Season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeper07 Posted May 27, 2019 Report Share Posted May 27, 2019 Great effort - and it tells the story! Just moving on from the attention seeker above... Providing we get to keep the best from this years squad and pick-up 6 further improvements and another 4 decent squad players, we will do well next season. I think the adversity of this year will help us to kick on next - in a similar way to surviving the Championship on goal difference. But let's be honest, being safe and far better than 3 or 4 teams below us will be a big improvement - any more than this would be amazing progress... Livi, Hamilton and Ross County can fight out the bottom 3 places next season - we want to be mixing it with the Fakes, Well, Hearts, Hibs, Aberdeen and Killie AND anything positive we take from the two ugly sisters is a real bonus.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted May 27, 2019 Report Share Posted May 27, 2019 5 minutes ago, Sweeper07 said: Great effort - and it tells the story! Just moving on from the attention seeker above... Providing we get to keep the best from this years squad and pick-up 6 further improvements and another 4 decent squad players, we will do well next season. I think the adversity of this year will help us to kick on next - in a similar way to surviving the Championship on goal difference. But let's be honest, being safe and far better than 3 or 4 teams below us will be a big improvement - any more than this would be amazing progress... Livi, Hamilton and Ross County can fight out the bottom 3 places next season - we want to be mixing it with the Fakes, Well, Hearts, Hibs, Aberdeen and Killie AND anything positive we take from the two ugly sisters is a real bonus.. Another one What a Thread this is going be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted May 27, 2019 Report Share Posted May 27, 2019 44 minutes ago, shull said: You really are a joyless, soulless c**t. 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted May 27, 2019 Report Share Posted May 27, 2019 (edited) I actually quite enjoyed St Lucifer's post. Mind you, I don't suck lemons or drink vinegar for a living. 😀 Edited May 27, 2019 by oaksoft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pod Posted May 27, 2019 Report Share Posted May 27, 2019 52 minutes ago, Sweeper07 said: Livi, Hamilton and Ross County can fight out the bottom 3 places next season - we want to be mixing it with the Fakes, Well, Hearts, Hibs, Aberdeen and Killie AND anything positive we take from the two ugly sisters is a real bonus.. Want to be f**kin the fakes for putting on a poor show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeper07 Posted May 27, 2019 Report Share Posted May 27, 2019 7 minutes ago, pod said: Want to be f**kin the fakes for putting on a poor show. YES, wouldn't it be great if we did to them what they did to us? I can't see that next season, but perhaps in two or three years time - I am willing to wait . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonny Posted May 27, 2019 Report Share Posted May 27, 2019 The last three seasons have been the best seasons in years. Coming back from the dead to stay in the Championship on the last day of the season with a draw at Hibs 2 years ago. Winning the league last season. Staying up with the last kick of the last game this season. Would we have it any other way? It is what being a Buddie is about. Poor Celtic fans have no idea the emotions we go through. We just need more defibrillators around the stadium Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted May 27, 2019 Report Share Posted May 27, 2019 34 minutes ago, oaksoft said: You really are a joyless, soulless c**t. 🤣 And you are an up your own arse piece of vermin who should be permanently on the oneupmamshippers thread. I have made many posts in the last few days and you pick one with a sleeping emoticon. What a wanker you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted May 27, 2019 Report Share Posted May 27, 2019 7 minutes ago, shull said: And you are an up your own arse piece of vermin who should be permanently on the oneupmamshippers thread. I have made many posts in the last few days and you pick one with a sleeping emoticon. What a wanker you are. Aye, he whined about abuse, he wouldn't utter a word to anyone's face, although that's unlikely as he only makes up he goes to games. Trying too hard to get some forum friend to make up for the lack of real people in his empty life. Sad yet amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaybee Posted May 27, 2019 Report Share Posted May 27, 2019 1 hour ago, stlucifer said: Sorry if this is long winded but it was a long season. At the start of the season confidence was soaring, That we would be OK and goals we’d be scoring. Even though JR had walked, for pastures new, We trusted the board to get the right crew. AS was announced some fans had their doubts, That he knew what our club, was all about. As it so happened, It turned out to true, The guy just obviously, didn’t have a clue. The result were abysmal, we struggled to score, And the tenure of Stubbs was quickly no more. In came Oran Kearney, from over the sea, And made an immediate impact v Celtic FC, That was a false dawn, the squad was so weak It was impossible for OK to successfully tweak. He started the cull and scoured high and low To find us some players, outside the window. We continued to go, on the downward spiral, Still looking unlikely, for any kind of survival. Worse was to come, Big Sammy went too, Our legend in goal had flown the coop. January came in, and changes were seen, OK looked to the East, to bolster the team. Slowly but surely, improvements we see, Catching and passing the team from Dundee. Still in trouble at the end of the season, But we all had hope and with good reason. The team had went on a fantastic run, 8 games played, and losing just one. In the playoffs, in spite of that streak, A second Dundee trip in less than a week, A really dour game, and a goaless draw, Back down to Paisley, the second leg saw, The man in the middle, was changed to Beaton, And we were worried, that he’d be cheating. As it turned out, he gave the other Dundee, An absolutely shocking decision, A penalty. Within three minutes, true justice was done, Mullen the scorer, the result, was 1-1. Into extra time and Beaton strikes twice, Wrongly sends of the Duck, would we pay a price? The game ended all square, and up steps a hero. A penalty save, and United stay zero. Up steps McGinn, and he managed to score. Hladky goes back in and saves us once more. Popescu up next and he scores with ease, A step closer to safety, it's looking a breeze. The next one to face Hladky is Sow, But he fails in his quest, he hits the post low. Muzek has the chance to end the game, But he hits the post, his shot, quite tame. The time for a hero, and so it proves true. Vaclav saves another and we win by two. Safe in the premiership but let's just make sure, we make it less stressful while still being secure! Really clever But don't give up yer day job, love it all the same ☺️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaybee Posted May 27, 2019 Report Share Posted May 27, 2019 1 hour ago, shull said: 1 hour ago, Sweeper07 said: Great effort - and it tells the story! Just moving on from the attention seeker above... Providing we get to keep the best from this years squad and pick-up 6 further improvements and another 4 decent squad players, we will do well next season. I think the adversity of this year will help us to kick on next - in a similar way to surviving the Championship on goal difference. But let's be honest, being safe and far better than 3 or 4 teams below us will be a big improvement - any more than this would be amazing progress... Livi, Hamilton and Ross County can fight out the bottom 3 places next season - we want to be mixing it with the Fakes, Well, Hearts, Hibs, Aberdeen and Killie AND anything positive we take from the two ugly sisters is a real bonus.. Another one What a Thread this is going be. Ah Mr Shull, got a new alias for you; Onan, he can join you Gtretch, and all your other personas and they can all toddle of and leave the rest of us in peace. 😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted May 27, 2019 Report Share Posted May 27, 2019 (edited) 38 minutes ago, faraway saint said: Aye, he whined about abuse, he wouldn't utter a word to anyone's face, although that's unlikely as he only makes up he goes to games. Trying too hard to get some forum friend to make up for the lack of real people in his empty life. Sad yet amusing. He's a fecking weirdo. Only a few weeks ago, he picked on one of the most harmless and most decent person on this Forum. He bullied him, he baited him, he belittled him and totally abused him, just to make himself feel like the King of the Manor. He has been doing this all his Forum life to make himself think that he is superior. A fecking moronic bully who has never been to a football match in his life. Edited May 27, 2019 by shull Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted May 27, 2019 Report Share Posted May 27, 2019 2 hours ago, shull said: And you are an up your own arse piece of vermin who should be permanently on the oneupmamshippers thread. I have made many posts in the last few days and you pick one with a sleeping emoticon. What a wanker you are. A humourless c**t as well I see. I shouldn't have bothered with that wee smiley. 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted May 27, 2019 Report Share Posted May 27, 2019 2 hours ago, faraway saint said: Aye, he whined about abuse, he wouldn't utter a word to anyone's face, although that's unlikely as he only makes up he goes to games. Trying too hard to get some forum friend to make up for the lack of real people in his empty life. Sad yet amusing. 2 hours ago, shull said: He's a fecking weirdo. Only a few weeks ago, he picked on one of the most harmless and most decent person on this Forum. He bullied him, he baited him, he belittled him and totally abused him, just to make himself feel like the King of the Manor. He has been doing this all his Forum life to make himself think that he is superior. A fecking moronic bully who has never been to a football match in his life. Have you two ever thought of flat sharing? At least if we pile all the world's misery into a single dwelling we can do wider society a favour. Jeez. Lighten up the pair of you. 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted May 27, 2019 Report Share Posted May 27, 2019 7 minutes ago, oaksoft said: Have you two ever thought of flat sharing? At least if we pile all the world's misery into a single dwelling we can do wider society a favour. Jeez. Lighten up the pair of you. 😁 Dishes out abuse, gets highlighted, pleads for people to lighten up.....................................what a walloper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted May 27, 2019 Report Share Posted May 27, 2019 He's a bully and a weirdo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gstretchuk Posted May 27, 2019 Report Share Posted May 27, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, jaybee said: Ah Mr Shull, got a new alias for you; Onan, he can join you Gtretch, and all your other personas and they can all toddle of and leave the rest of us in peace. 😎 U really are a tit, away back to ur milk run fanny baws! Edited May 27, 2019 by gstretchuk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeper07 Posted May 27, 2019 Report Share Posted May 27, 2019 Who le the dogs out woof woof woof woof ! It's a song you know . . .🐕 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the barrhead teacher Posted May 28, 2019 Report Share Posted May 28, 2019 Fast forward three or four years. Kearney has secured a succession of reasonably comfortable bottom six finishes, a couple of good cup runs and the knives are out because we are playing a bland brand of football a la Danny Lennon. I hope some fans don't forget too to quickly the post Lennon pre Jack fiasco we endured Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted May 28, 2019 Report Share Posted May 28, 2019 I would accept Top 4 next season or 11th. Anything else is shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TPAFKA Jersey 2 Posted May 28, 2019 Report Share Posted May 28, 2019 1 hour ago, shull said: I would accept Top 4 next season or 11th. Anything else is shite. I’d accept 10th too if it was after a particularly exciting scrap at the end of the season. I agree though, I have no appetite for years of mundane mid table mediocrity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stlucifer Posted May 28, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2019 9 minutes ago, TPAFKA Jersey 2 said: I’d accept 10th too if it was after a particularly exciting scrap at the end of the season. I agree though, I have no appetite for years of mundane mid table mediocrity. If we can't do better, I would crave a couple of years of mid table mediocrity to get us established and allow us to start the next season's recruitment before others. Then we can dream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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