Isle Of Bute Saint Posted August 10, 2019 Report Share Posted August 10, 2019 Of all the years working offshore I had to speak privately to guy's who would urinate in their room garbage bins. Pee the bed. Shit in their bed. Never flush toilets. In our shop this is common, dont flush the toilet this is found a lot in our toilets. Pea around the floor. Toilet roll pulled out in long lengths left on the floor. Take the womans toilet always 100% spotless. The difference is shocking. Our toilets are done to a very high standard you often hear woman say that's a beautiful toilet. Even at the football you go into a cubicle only for the toilet seat to have urine on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted August 10, 2019 Report Share Posted August 10, 2019 Some folk are fecking disgusting. And selfish cnuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted August 10, 2019 Report Share Posted August 10, 2019 2 minutes ago, shull said: Some folk are fecking disgusting. And selfish cnuts. I'm sorry, I was bursting, that curry went right through me, your taxi will clean up fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proudtobeabuddy Posted August 10, 2019 Report Share Posted August 10, 2019 2 minutes ago, faraway saint said: I'm sorry, I was bursting, that curry went right through me, your taxi will clean up fine. He picked you up from Arbroath? aww nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieinEK Posted August 10, 2019 Report Share Posted August 10, 2019 Just as bad are the vile buggers who do a one or two then don't wash their hands!Other people have to use the same shit covered handle after you! Clatty selfish pr1cks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proudtobeabuddy Posted August 10, 2019 Report Share Posted August 10, 2019 5 minutes ago, BuddieinEK said: Just as bad are the vile buggers who do a one or two then don't wash their hands! Other people have to use the same shit covered handle after you! Clatty selfish pr1cks! But what do you really think of them?😄 I agree it's disgusting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted August 10, 2019 Report Share Posted August 10, 2019 7 minutes ago, BuddieinEK said: Just as bad are the vile buggers who do a one or two then don't wash their hands! Other people have to use the same shit covered handle after you! Clatty selfish pr1cks! I'm sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted August 10, 2019 Report Share Posted August 10, 2019 58 minutes ago, faraway saint said: I'm sorry, I was bursting, that curry went right through me, your taxi will clean up fine. That did happen once and also plenty urine moments soaking the seats over the years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted August 10, 2019 Report Share Posted August 10, 2019 4 minutes ago, shull said: That did happen once and also plenty urine moments soaking the seats over the years. Ok, ok..................too many lagers, what can I say, sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proudtobeabuddy Posted August 10, 2019 Report Share Posted August 10, 2019 16 minutes ago, shull said: That did happen once and also plenty urine moments soaking the seats over the years. Stop talking piss Shull😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Arthur Blair Posted August 10, 2019 Report Share Posted August 10, 2019 Maybe big Innes from Still Game paid a visit to your cafe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornwall_Saint Posted August 10, 2019 Report Share Posted August 10, 2019 2 hours ago, Isle Of Bute Saint said: Pea around the floor. The absolute worst of anything, I feel your pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted August 10, 2019 Report Share Posted August 10, 2019 People I know how work in pubs always say the Ladies toilets are left in a worse state than the Gents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pod Posted August 10, 2019 Report Share Posted August 10, 2019 2 hours ago, Isle Of Bute Saint said: Of all the years working offshore I had to speak privately to guy's who would urinate in their room garbage bins. Pee the bed. Shit in their bed. Never flush toilets. In our shop this is common, dont flush the toilet this is found a lot in our toilets. Pea around the floor. Toilet roll pulled out in long lengths left on the floor. Take the womans toilet always 100% spotless. The difference is shocking. Our toilets are done to a very high standard you often hear woman say that's a beautiful toilet. Even at the football you go into a cubicle only for the toilet seat to have urine on it. Strangely never encountered it in the 10 years I worked offshore. Besides if I did, I don't think I would have said anything and expect to sleep at night. Maybe you could suggest to your gentlemen customers to sit down and it could possibly be as equally spotless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornwall_Saint Posted August 10, 2019 Report Share Posted August 10, 2019 18 minutes ago, HSS said: People I know how work in pubs always say the Ladies toilets are left in a worse state than the Gents. I have heard similar to this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Sanchez Posted August 10, 2019 Report Share Posted August 10, 2019 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Posted August 10, 2019 Report Share Posted August 10, 2019 Of all the years working offshore I had to speak privately to guy's who would urinate in their room garbage bins. Pee the bed. Shit in their bed. Never flush toilets. In our shop this is common, dont flush the toilet this is found a lot in our toilets. Pea around the floor. Toilet roll pulled out in long lengths left on the floor. Take the womans toilet always 100% spotless. The difference is shocking. Our toilets are done to a very high standard you often hear woman say that's a beautiful toilet. Even at the football you go into a cubicle only for the toilet seat to have urine on it. Try cooking their food better so that don't shit and piss all over the place [emoji40] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bud the Baker Posted August 11, 2019 Report Share Posted August 11, 2019 9 hours ago, HSS said: People I know how work in pubs always say the Ladies toilets are left in a worse state than the Gents. So if IOBS can get a licence to sell alcohol he can have two bogging bogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Pityme Posted August 11, 2019 Report Share Posted August 11, 2019 When i read the thread title i thought it was by a woman, raging that after a bloke had given her one... he wiped his knob on her curtains! Who knew? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isle Of Bute Saint Posted August 11, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2019 14 hours ago, pod said: Strangely never encountered it in the 10 years I worked offshore. Besides if I did, I don't think I would have said anything and expect to sleep at night. Maybe you could suggest to your gentlemen customers to sit down and it could possibly be as equally spotless. You know how thing work offshore. A stewardess comes to me and complains cabin such and such bin has been urinated in with urine also on the floor. That is disrespectful to my staff especially when the bin sits next to the toilet door. So I do my job by going to the crew member and tell him we need a private chat. Finish the conversation by saying it is between us but if it happens again I will report it to the Captain. This was a pipe laying vessel with 350 crew. If you think its acceptable to urinate in a small cabin that has it's own toilet turning a blind eye to it and not looking after your own staff then I differ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Arthur Blair Posted August 11, 2019 Report Share Posted August 11, 2019 You know how thing work offshore. A stewardess comes to me and complains cabin such and such bin has been urinated in with urine also on the floor. That is disrespectful to my staff especially when the bin sits next to the toilet door. So I do my job by going to the crew member and tell him we need a private chat. Finish the conversation by saying it is between us but if it happens again I will report it to the Captain. This was a pipe laying vessel with 350 crew. If you think its acceptable to urinate in a small cabin that has it's own toilet turning a blind eye to it and not looking after your own staff then I differ. Are you sure it wasn't a cable laying crew? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pod Posted August 11, 2019 Report Share Posted August 11, 2019 2 hours ago, Isle Of Bute Saint said: You know how thing work offshore. A stewardess comes to me and complains cabin such and such bin has been urinated in with urine also on the floor. That is disrespectful to my staff especially when the bin sits next to the toilet door. So I do my job by going to the crew member and tell him we need a private chat. Finish the conversation by saying it is between us but if it happens again I will report it to the Captain. This was a pipe laying vessel with 350 crew. If you think its acceptable to urinate in a small cabin that has it's own toilet turning a blind eye to it and not looking after your own staff then I differ. I worked on platforms and never had a stewardess. (shame) You generally find a foreign crew on pipe laying barges who are probably used to peeing in buckets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beyond our ken Posted August 12, 2019 Report Share Posted August 12, 2019 On 8/10/2019 at 8:06 PM, pod said: Strangely never encountered it in the 10 years I worked offshore. Besides if I did, I don't think I would have said anything and expect to sleep at night. Maybe you could suggest to your gentlemen customers to sit down and it could possibly be as equally spotless. I was accommodated on a semi-sub for 3 years and the behaviours of some were disgusting. At the very least, they could have closed the curtain on their bunks before, or indeed during, a furiously self-adminsitered hand-shandy. Going out onto construction sites these days, you still get people shitting on the rim or pissing everywhere. Some of our contractors provide very high quality welfare units which are roundly abused by a significant number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beyond our ken Posted August 12, 2019 Report Share Posted August 12, 2019 Just now, beyond our ken said: I was accommodated on a semi-sub for 3 years and the behaviours of some were disgusting. At the very least, they could have closed the curtain on their bunks before, or indeed during, a furiously self-administered hand-shandy. Going out onto construction sites these days, you still get people shitting on the rim or pissing everywhere. Some of our contractors provide very high quality welfare units which are roundly abused by a significant number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pod Posted August 12, 2019 Report Share Posted August 12, 2019 44 minutes ago, beyond our ken said: I was accommodated on a semi-sub for 3 years and the behaviours of some were disgusting. At the very least, they could have closed the curtain on their bunks before, or indeed during, a furiously self-adminsitered hand-shandy. Not denying there was a few tossers out there. I always close my curtain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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