faraway saint Posted March 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 1 minute ago, Lord Pityme said: 9 minutes ago, St.Ricky said: The man is dopey. No interest or understanding beyond post building. Ricky.... f**k off. On that note, my day is done. 😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St.Ricky Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 Just now, Lord Pityme said: 8 minutes ago, St.Ricky said: The man is dopey. No interest or understanding beyond post building. Ricky.... f**k off. Respectfully, no thanks. Heck, I'd even pay for the Wee man to have lessons in Statistics, Their Uses and Interpretation. It's painful watching him make such a dumpling of himself and not realise it.. Unless it's post building Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 17 minutes ago, Lord Pityme said: 25 minutes ago, St.Ricky said: The man is dopey. No interest or understanding beyond post building. Ricky.... f**k off. Have I liked this enough? Am I reading this correctly, post building? 🤪🤪🤪 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St.Ricky Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 This might help the Wee man. https://www.udemy.com/course/introduction-to-probability-and-statistics/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapsalmon Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 1 hour ago, Lord Pityme said: 1 hour ago, St.Ricky said: The man is dopey. No interest or understanding beyond post building. Ricky.... f**k off. He's only trying to make friends 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St.Ricky Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 1 minute ago, slapsalmon said: He's only trying to make friends 😂 Now.... You have offended me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bud the Baker Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 I will be self medicating with a combination of bloodletting, red onion enemas, whisky & chicken soup - pray for me! ☠️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 10 minutes ago, slapsalmon said: He's only trying to make friends 😂 Methinks he'll need to rethink his strategy. 😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapsalmon Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 9 minutes ago, faraway saint said: Methinks he'll need to rethink his strategy. 😂😂😂 With any luck hell try and find some on the motorway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bud the Baker Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 I'm looking for a friend to help with getting the enema up there.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 2 minutes ago, Bud the Baker said: I'm looking for a friend to help with getting the enema up there.... Rickyyyyyyyyyyy 😜 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bud the Baker Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 3 minutes ago, faraway saint said: Rickyyyyyyyyyyy 😜 Well he tells us that he's seen & done it all over the years.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 17 hours ago, faraway saint said: Dr Jenny Harris, deputy chief medical officer for the UK, said that while the government were planning for the worst case scenario, the reality would probably be around 20%. And is 20% between 0 and 80%? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 1 minute ago, oaksoft said: And is 20% between 0 and 80%? Get away? Every day's a school day. 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 (edited) 2 minutes ago, faraway saint said: Get away? Every day's a school day. 😉 It's all about the teaching for me. LPM said up to 80%. You said "Ah but so and so said probably 20%". And I am saying - correct. 20% is still in LPM's band of up to 80%. You seem to have needed that spelt out because you've spent 4 pages lambasting what he said despite government figures backing him up. Edited March 12, 2020 by oaksoft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doakes Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 Going by reports from Italy, the problem isn't the 80%, the problem is the concentration of cases in one particular location. Although it might be low in comparison to total population, there's info coming out of certain hospitals in North Italy where they're literally having to choose who to help and who to let die.... also the hospital staff are getting sick and having to work on, despite already having symptoms. It could get pretty grim if we don't contain it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 (edited) 13 minutes ago, oaksoft said: It's all about the teaching for me. LPM said up to 80%. You said "Ah but so and so said probably 20%". And I am saying - correct. 20% is still in LPM's band of up to 80%. You seem to have needed that spelt out because you've spent 4 pages lambasting what he said despite government figures backing him up. You're being deliberately stupid it failing to see the point. No matter, where's this bet? 😉 ^^^^^^ Never fails to chase you away. 😂 Edited March 12, 2020 by faraway saint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Pityme Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 You're being deliberately stupid it failing to see the point. No matter, where's this bet? [emoji6] ^^^^^^ Never fails to chase you away. [emoji23]FS quoted on the news.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 57 minutes ago, Lord Pityme said: FS quoted on the news.... Aye, and to save toilet roll using the Saudi method. They only eat with one hand you know. 😜 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Pityme Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 Aye, and to save toilet roll using the Saudi method. They only eat with one hand you know. [emoji12]The height of irony..?Went into my local Sainsburys today... auld feckers had cleared the shelves of toilet paper.Checked into Aldi on way back... absolutely tons of the stuff for sale.Considering the main use for the product is the most unhygienic act most will perform each day...!How is hoarding a forest worth of bog roll gonna stop you getting sick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Abiff Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 Faraway telling us all it’s only the flu is looking more and more stupid every day.What a walloper [emoji2] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 4 minutes ago, Hiram Abiff said: Faraway telling us all it’s only the flu is looking more and more stupid every day. What a walloper I'm sorry. 🤧 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 5 minutes ago, Lord Pityme said: The height of irony..? Went into my local Sainsburys today... auld feckers had cleared the shelves of toilet paper. Checked into Aldi on way back... absolutely tons of the stuff for sale. Considering the main use for the product is the most unhygienic act most will perform each day...! How is hoarding a forest worth of bog roll gonna stop you getting sick? It's astounding that toilet roll has become the currency of the current desire to hoard stuff. I can only assume they think if they have to stay at home for a few days they will need bog roll. I'll take my chances, we have a cat flap, some family member or neighbours will, surely, pass a toilet roll through, as long as it's quilted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Pityme Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 Govt now think the actual level of infection is 5000 - 10000And they are always spot on... right. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smcc Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 8 hours ago, Dickson said: Have you even bothered to read it back? You said specifically that it didn't kill Coronavirus. I proved you wrong. Since then you've tried everything to save face and all you've done is look more stupid. My ex used to say if you have to explain a joke its not funny. I apologise for not being funny but my God you are thick! I'm thick and stupid.?. You are still unable to accept that this thread is about one specific coronavirus, Covid-19 and that there is no evidence your Dettol preparation is effective against it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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