oaksoft Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 2 hours ago, faraway saint said: Anyone wanna buy 100 Scotch eggs and 150 bite size sausage rolls? I misread the headlines and thought everyone was PICNIC buying! You should be forced to self-isolate for a month for that effort..... FFS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St.Ricky Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 2 hours ago, oaksoft said: What I didn't tell you was that I also stocked up on pasta, pasta sauces, rice, candles, matches, a gas canister for my camping stove, tins of tuna, salmon, herring and pilchards. There may even be a bag of flour in there somewhere. I can't remember, I was too busy emptying the shelves. Know why? Cos I don't give a f**k FS. Family first and f**k everyone else. I waited until I saw the first sign of other people behaving like animals and then I piled in like a 400 pound gorilla. They started it. No caviar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
linwood buddie Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 Mikel Arteta , Mendy at Man City and 3 Leicester player all positive for the virus , speedy recovery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Pityme Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 Anyone wanna buy 100 Scotch eggs and 150 bite size sausage rolls? I misread the headlines and thought everyone was PICNIC buying! You're one sandwich short bud... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 13, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 5 hours ago, linwood buddie said: Mikel Arteta , Mendy at Man City and 3 Leicester player all positive for the virus , speedy recovery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doakes Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 Faraway, are you drunk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 13, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 18 minutes ago, Doakes said: Faraway, are you drunk? Naw, the owner doesn't allow drinking while in charge of people, fecking daft rule. 🤪🤪🤪🍺🍺🍺 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Pityme Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 Fish on last Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 13, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 Schools to close up here next Friday, 20th March. That'll lead to other problems for parents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St.Ricky Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Doakes said: Faraway, are you drunk? When is the man sober? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 (edited) 48 minutes ago, faraway saint said: Schools to close up here next Friday, 20th March. That'll lead to other problems for parents. UEFA Cup and Champions League suspended. All professional tennis suspended till the end of April. NFL and NHL suspended. Rugby Union probably to follow as 6 nations can't be completed due to Italy problems. Scottish football probably stopping next week and EPL almost certainly done too. Are they all just panicking as well FS? Isn't it just the flu? Edited March 13, 2020 by oaksoft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 13, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 1 minute ago, oaksoft said: UEFA Cup and Champions League suspended. All professional tennis suspended till the end of April. Are they all just panicking as well FS? Isn't it just the flu? Aye, hysteria teaching new levels. What can this virus do that the flu can't? A sign of the times, people falling over themselves to be seen to do the right thing. Never mind, my company will soldier on, we don't have HR departments running the show. 🤧🤧🤧 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 11 minutes ago, faraway saint said: Aye, hysteria teaching new levels. What can this virus do that the flu can't? A sign of the times, people falling over themselves to be seen to do the right thing. Never mind, my company will soldier on, we don't have HR departments running the show. 🤧🤧🤧 I remember those days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FTOF Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 I was wrong. Yet again.....[emoji12]FIFY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insaintee Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 19 hours ago, oaksoft said: Have you tried talking to an actual woman about why they typically need more bog roll than men? You should educate yourself. Ewww No, something are better not known. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smcc Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 Hip, hip, hooray!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insaintee Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 On 3/12/2020 at 12:26 PM, Bud the Baker said: I'm looking for a friend to help with getting the enema up there.... Dickson is "pipefitter"😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smcc Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 2 hours ago, Dickson said: Not in any way - as would be clear to any normal rational person with a reading capability slightly above that of an average 3 year old. However here we're talking about smcc and you so I can see why you might both feel that way. I thought you had given up.It is obvious that you are unable to understand what you, yourself, write far less what I have been saying all along! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smcc Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 1 minute ago, Dickson said: Hmmm - just like Bazil. Ok - you can have the last word in this car crash of an argument. 😜 Facts are chiels that winna ding! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TPAFKA Jersey 2 Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 Spewin here (not literally). Me and the Mrs were supposed to be going on a 6 night trip to Buenos Aires next Thursday. Been looking forward to it for months. Argentina just announced today that on Monday they will be closing their borders to all flights from Europe. Gutted. Suppose just have to try to put it in perspective. Guess it'll still be there next year. Hopefully I will be too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FTOF Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 3 hours ago, Dickson said: Not in any way - as would be clear to any normal rational person with a reading capability slightly above that of an average 3 year old. However here we're talking about smcc and you so I can see why you might both feel that way. That rules you out then, on both rationality and reading age. However, feel free to carry on making a complete James Hunt of yourself. I'd forgotten how amusing it was,before you f**ked off like a two year old having a tantrum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TPAFKA Jersey 2 Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 18 minutes ago, TPAFKA Jersey 2 said: Spewin here (not literally). Me and the Mrs were supposed to be going on a 6 night trip to Buenos Aires next Thursday. Been looking forward to it for months. Argentina just announced today that on Monday they will be closing their borders to all flights from Europe. Gutted. Suppose just have to try to put it in perspective. Guess it'll still be there next year. Hopefully I will be too. Aye we're getting a full refund so it definitely could've been worse. Just very disappointing. Work has been a khunt recently too so was really looking forward to the break. As for the slap up meal, there's nae Gaucho in Jersey, so it might need to be Corn Dogie right enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 13, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 One thing for sure, it's spreading................................. To threads all over the forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eastlandssaint Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/coronavirus-latest-uk-news-updates-covid19-boris-johnson-a4386306.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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