munoz Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/jim-goodwins-aberdeen-masterplan-explains-21591300 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belfast billy Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 An experienced ref for a change.Β https://www.soccerbase.com/referees/referee.sd?referee_id=1245Because weβre playing Aberdeen and not another diddy team like us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munoz Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 1 minute ago, belfast billy said: Because weβre playing Aberdeen and not another diddy team like us Aye, no doubt.Β Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Pityme Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 Just think of the colours, noise, feeling, smells tomorrow night as we take on the Don's with a chance to get to Hampden...The play, the controversial decisions, the chances, goals, mad bro hugs fouls, time wasting, spittle rained shouts, coughs, sneezes, hand contact on fittings thousands have touched, piss poor handwashing facilities....Then read the news!It ain't rocket science... everyone needs to think carefully about avoiding contact with fittings, people and airborne human discharge.If you're heading to the game, slip a wee hand gel in your pocket.There will be people there tomorrow night connected to someone who has been at risk of exposure. It's just a fact of modern day life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Pityme Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 Just think of the colours, noise, feeling, smells tomorrow night as we take on the Don's with a chance to get to Hampden...The play, the controversial decisions, the chances, goals, mad bro hugs fouls, time wasting, spittle rained shouts, coughs, sneezes, hand contact on fittings thousands have touched, piss poor handwashing facilities....Then read the news!It ain't rocket science... everyone needs to think carefully about avoiding contact with fittings, people and airborne human discharge.If you're heading to the game, slip a wee hand gel in your pocket.There will be people there tomorrow night connected to someone who has been at risk of exposure. It's just a fact of modern day life.Posted at 9:519:51Newcastle United ban handshakes over coronavirus fearsNewcastle United have introduced a training ground handshake ban in an attempt to guard against the spread of the coronavirus.The club has put a stop to a morning ritual of players and staff shaking hands each morning as fears over the spread of the disease increase.Head coach Steve Bruce said: "There's a ritual here that everybody shakes hands with everybody as soon as we see each other every morning - we've stopped that on the advice of the doctor."Were like everybody else. Thankfully, we've got a superb doctor here and he will keep us informed of what we have to do."We're like everybody else, we're glued to the TV for where it's going to go next and let's hope it doesn't get any worse in this country." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 3 minutes ago, Lord Pityme said: Posted at 9:519:51 Newcastle United ban handshakes over coronavirus fears Newcastle United have introduced a training ground handshake ban in an attempt to guard against the spread of the coronavirus. The club has put a stop to a morning ritual of players and staff shaking hands each morning as fears over the spread of the disease increase. Head coach Steve Bruce said: "There's a ritual here that everybody shakes hands with everybody as soon as we see each other every morning - we've stopped that on the advice of the doctor. "Were like everybody else. Thankfully, we've got a superb doctor here and he will keep us informed of what we have to do. "We're like everybody else, we're glued to the TV for where it's going to go next and let's hope it doesn't get any worse in this country." Β The masons will be dropping like flies. πππ What a load of hysterical pish.Β PS I heard no people of oriental persuasion will be allowed into the ground tomorrow night, that'll damage the attendance. πππ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted February 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 It's all down to Global Warming.Β Greta will be along shortly to reprimand us all.Β Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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HSS Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 I was down at ticket office at 10am.4 in front of me in queue,20 tickets sold in 5 mins.I think there will be a decent crowd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Abiff Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 The death rate for the new virus is 100 times higher than the flu and its reckoned that 40-70% of people will get the new virus according to what Iβve been reading Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 3 minutes ago, Hiram Abiff said: Β The death rate for the new virus is 100 times higher than the flu and its reckoned that 40-70% of people will get the new virus according to what Iβve been reading Β The Beano isn't a reliable source of information ya walloper.Β Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Pityme Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 The masons will be dropping like flies. [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] What a load of hysterical pish.Β PS I heard no people of oriental persuasion will be allowed into the ground tomorrow night, that'll damage the attendance. [emoji12][emoji12][emoji12]Hysterical pish?Iran is shitting itself, as are all its neighbours. Jeez even the guy put on TV to lie about them actually having a f**kin clue was already inflected.Italy has sent shockwaves across Europe, that wasnt anticipated. And it means now for Europe, like China, Iran and all the other places that didn't have a clue that the virus has spread and its impossible to contain, that it's already out of control. If there ever was a way to control it?By the time the Italians cottoned on to what was happening hundreds of thousands of people had moved through the infected areas.People who have just visited Italy are popping up infected. They had the opportunity to infect everyone on the plane, train or coach they were on, and everyone they have come in contact with, directly, or indirectly (door handles, hand rails, restaurant tables, sauce bottles, cups cutlery etc.. etc.. since returning home.You want proof that leaders are shitting themselves? Watch or listen to Trump's latest statement on it. Fick me even he could not spin one tiny bit of it.Is Bojo avoiding the public in flood hit areas because theyll give him pelters..,?Or simply avoiding contact with others?Watch to see if he, or Trump go walkabout or have a group of the public in close proximity anytime soon!The government dont want to tell you they cant do a thing to prevent it, other than bit by bit asking you to reduce/give up contact with others.Face masks dont prevent catching or spreading it. The nearest thing to that is a NBC suit, And even then someone has to help you put it on, and any slip in protocol means you have potentially sealed yourself in a petri dish.Watch how leaders are now suddenly not "pressing the flesh" or entertaining trade groups from Italy etc...The best line of defence is how you yourself avoid contact with potential carriers, and personal hygiene.One to think about when collecting your pie & bovril off the snack bar tomorrow night.Ach... I'm sure all the pie stall lassies etc haven't been in contact with anyone, are all wearing masks, gloves and washing hands everytime they touch someone's money or hands!Get some hand gel!Β Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 3 minutes ago, Lord Pityme said: Hysterical pish? Iran is shitting itself, as are all its neighbours. Jeez even the guy put on TV to lie about them actually having a f**kin clue was already inflected. Italy has sent shockwaves across Europe, that wasnt anticipated. And it means now for Europe, like China, Iran and all the other places that didn't have a clue that the virus has spread and its impossible to contain, that it's already out of control. If there ever was a way to control it? By the time the Italians cottoned on to what was happening hundreds of thousands of people had move through the infected areas. People who have just visited Italy are popping up infected. They had the opportunity to infect everyone on the plane, train or coach they were on, and everyone they have come in contact with, directly, or indirectly (door handles, hand rails, restaurant tables, sauce bottles, cups cutlery etc.. etc.. since returning home. You want proof that leaders are shitting themselves? Watch or listen to Trump's latest statement on it. Fick me even he could not spin one tiny bit of it. Is Bojo avoiding the public in flood hit areas became theyll give him pelters..,? Or simply avoiding contact with others? Watch to see if he, or Trump go walkabout or have a group of the public in close proximity anytime soon! The government dont want to tell you they xant do a thing to prevent it, other than bit by bit asking you to reduce/give up contact with others. Face masks dont prevent catching or spreading it. The nearest thing to that is a NBC suit, And even then someone has to help you put it on, and any slip in protocol means you have potentially sealed yourself in a petri dish. Watch how leaders are now suddenly not "pressing the flesh" or entertaining trade groups from Italy Italy etc... The best line of defence is how you yourself avoid contact with potential carriers, and personal hygiene. One to think about when collecting your pie & boil off the snack bar tomorrow night. Ach... I'm sure all the pie stall lassies etc haven't been in contact with anyone, are all wearing masks, gloves and washing hands everytime they touch someone's money or hands! Get some hand gel! It's the flu, away and have a lie down, or nip over to China for a wee break, done good deals just now. π Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Pityme Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 It's the flu, away and have a lie down, or nip over to China for a wee break, done good deals just now. [emoji28]England's chief medical officer, Prof Chris Whitty, said on Thursday that transmission of the virus between people in the UK was "just a matter of time".He said if the outbreak intensifies, it may be necessary to close schools and stop mass gatherings of people for "probably more than two months"....Might as well take up a cheap flight if you can. The inevitability of catching it off a shopping trolley in aldi will soon be as much of a risk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
W6er Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 14 minutes ago, HSS said: I was down at ticket office at 10am.4 in front of me in queue,20 tickets sold in 5 mins.I think there will be a decent crowd. That's music to my ears. My only concern is the weather, yesterday the BBC's forecast indicated it would be light rain or sleet and <20 mph winds. Now it's forecasting 40+ mph winds... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Pityme Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 I was down at ticket office at 10am.4 in front of me in queue,20 tickets sold in 5 mins.I think there will be a decent crowd.Were the ticket office staff changing gloves for each transaction? Lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 5 minutes ago, Lord Pityme said: England's chief medical officer, Prof Chris Whitty, said on Thursday that transmission of the virus between people in the UK was "just a matter of time". He said if the outbreak intensifies, it may be necessary to close schools and stop mass gatherings of people for "probably more than two months".... Might as well take up a cheap flight if you can. The inevitability of catching it off a shopping trolley in aldi will soon be as much of a risk π΄π΄π΄ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 4 minutes ago, Lord Pityme said: 24 minutes ago, HSS said: I was down at ticket office at 10am.4 in front of me in queue,20 tickets sold in 5 mins.I think there will be a decent crowd. Were the ticket office staff changing gloves for each transaction? Lol... No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Pityme Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 No.Oh... ach I am sure it's fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 12 minutes ago, Lord Pityme said: 33 minutes ago, HSS said: I was down at ticket office at 10am.4 in front of me in queue,20 tickets sold in 5 mins.I think there will be a decent crowd. Were the ticket office staff changing gloves for each transaction? Lol... No but they were all eating lots of oranges. πππ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Abiff Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 The Beano isn't a reliable source of information ya walloper.Β Youβd better stop reading it then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Abiff Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 It's the flu, away and have a lie down, or nip over to China for a wee break, done good deals just now. [emoji28]A flu with a mortality rate 100 times greater! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Abiff Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 FTSE 100 down 13%, Brent crude down to its lowest level in a year, Bank of England warning of a downgrade to UK growth prospects, Apple and Microsoft have both said business will be affected.But no one needs to worry..... faraway says itβs all okay! [emoji23][emoji23] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 11 minutes ago, Hiram Abiff said: Β A flu with a mortality rate 100 times greater! Β I've booked you a flight to China, via Italy, best to make sure you catch it. πππ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 1 minute ago, Hiram Abiff said: FTSE 100 down 13%, Brent crude down to its lowest level in a year, Bank of England warning of a downgrade to UK growth prospects, Apple and Microsoft have both said business will be affected. But no one needs to worry..... faraway says itβs all okay! I'm panicking, what to do.......... . you'll need to stop the mason meetings for a while. π π π Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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