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2 hours ago, St.Ricky said:

Hypothetically

Sat 14 March

Kilmarnock 1 St Mirren 2

Next Up Rangers on 22 March

Projected Score

St Mirren 1.Rangers 1

Thoughts?

Aye, my thought is that you are a f**king idiot and you should be taken out and dumped in the deepest part of the north sea 

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So tiring.

Lunatics / asylum.

Our old pal Shull has almost single-handedly managed to destroy this website with his relentless shite. Who has allowed this to happen ?? Well IMO someone in charge of this website should have dealt with that attention-seeking moron years ago and taken appropriate actions if they really wanted to save the site for the sake of sensible contributors. Shull's contribution to B&WArmy for years has been nothing more than negative bla bla bla bla, anti-St Mirren propaganda.

But seemingly nobody cared. Let's humour the f**k brained minicab driver. God help anybody landing at Glasgow Airport getting landed with this cretin as their onward transport.

Now it's worse.

Now we have Ricky. Intent on bringing attention-seeking to a new level.

FFS Ricky PLEASE stop this !!!

Shut down your laptop and give the human race a break from your brain diarrhoea !!!!

We can't cope with your relentess pish for months until the football season re-starts.

NOOOOOOOO !!!!

This website is f**ked.

Thanks, both of you.

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1 hour ago, Wilbur said:

So tiring.

Lunatics / asylum.

Our old pal Shull has almost single-handedly managed to destroy this website with his relentless shite. Who has allowed this to happen ?? Well IMO someone in charge of this website should have dealt with that attention-seeking moron years ago and taken appropriate actions if they really wanted to save the site for the sake of sensible contributors. Shull's contribution to B&WArmy for years has been nothing more than negative bla bla bla bla, anti-St Mirren propaganda.

But seemingly nobody cared. Let's humour the f**k brained minicab driver. God help anybody landing at Glasgow Airport getting landed with this cretin as their onward transport.

Now it's worse.

Now we have Ricky. Intent on bringing attention-seeking to a new level.

FFS Ricky PLEASE stop this !!!

Shut down your laptop and give the human race a break from your brain diarrhoea !!!!

We can't cope with your relentess pish for months until the football season re-starts.

NOOOOOOOO !!!!

This website is f**ked.

Thanks, both of you.

You forgot my kisses, honey.  :heart

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NEWS REPORT

"Oh Corona 19,  you killed the football scene and Hetrz urnae too keen" Sang supporters of Paisleys greatest ever sporting institution to the tune of Come on Eileen at the Fegie dome today.  What was the occasion?  Well after much deliberation and shite hawking in the corridors of power those few SFA blazers who survived the Corona 19, or as it has become know the "e-plague" pandemic  (after academics discoverd it could actually be spread by e-mail) have finally reached a decision to relegate Heart of Midlothian to the championship. 

 

In a meeting that only last month began with the 21 "blazers of power"  in deadlock finally ended at lunch time today with the three remaining living blazers voting 2-1 in order to relegate the team left bottom of the pile by the remarkable Job Obika.  

 

Such was the tension around the decision that supporters of the Saint Mirren professional football club pte ltd co first team playing squad gathered at the Fegie dome as St Mirren chairman Alan Wardrop addressed the excitable crowd.  The new Chairman, following Chairman Scott vacating the hot seat to run as a Conservative candidate in one of the many seats  vacated by dead elderly Tories following the e-plague, Chairman Wardrop  compared himself to Cesear himself.  "Friends, Buddies, Countryman" he began as the now fever pitch crowd, undoubtedly ramped up by the fact that most of them have not been allowed out of the house since Boris banned commoners from being out in daylight until the Corona 19 epidemic stopped killing rich people, began kicking over the "wank wall".

 

The Wank wall of course being a local name for the Smisa wall, Smisa being a now failed group who clubbed together, built a wall and put their own names on it.  Well the wank wall and Hearts had something in common, both had to go down.  

 

Similar scenes could be found at New Douglas park as a huge crowd of upto 14 accie fans turned out to rejoice as once again the Accie turd was not flushed.

 

In other news, following the timely death of Rupert Murdoch after his covid inspired end Paisley journalist Kyle Gunn  has been appointed chief journailst of all UK newspapers and director pupper master of the BBC.  Good luck Kyle.  

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40 minutes ago, TediousTom said:

NEWS REPORT

"Oh Corona 19,  you killed the football scene and Hetrz urnae too keen" Sang supporters of Paisleys greatest ever sporting institution to the tune of Come on Eileen at the Fegie dome today.  What was the occasion?  Well after much deliberation and shite hawking in the corridors of power those few SFA blazers who survived the Corona 19, or as it has become know the "e-plague" pandemic  (after academics discoverd it could actually be spread by e-mail) have finally reached a decision to relegate Heart of Midlothian to the championship. 

 

In a meeting that only last month began with the 21 "blazers of power"  in deadlock finally ended at lunch time today with the three remaining living blazers voting 2-1 in order to relegate the team left bottom of the pile by the remarkable Job Obika.  

 

Such was the tension around the decision that supporters of the Saint Mirren professional football club pte ltd co first team playing squad gathered at the Fegie dome as St Mirren chairman Alan Wardrop addressed the excitable crowd.  The new Chairman, following Chairman Scott vacating the hot seat to run as a Conservative candidate in one of the many seats  vacated by dead elderly Tories following the e-plague, Chairman Wardrop  compared himself to Cesear himself.  "Friends, Buddies, Countryman" he began as the now fever pitch crowd, undoubtedly ramped up by the fact that most of them have not been allowed out of the house since Boris banned commoners from being out in daylight until the Corona 19 epidemic stopped killing rich people, began kicking over the "wank wall".

 

The Wank wall of course being a local name for the Smisa wall, Smisa being a now failed group who clubbed together, built a wall and put their own names on it.  Well the wank wall and Hearts had something in common, both had to go down.  

 

Similar scenes could be found at New Douglas park as a huge crowd of upto 14 accie fans turned out to rejoice as once again the Accie turd was not flushed.

 

In other news, following the timely death of Rupert Murdoch after his covid inspired end Paisley journalist Kyle Gunn  has been appointed chief journailst of all UK newspapers and director pupper master of the BBC.  Good luck Kyle.  

Quite a story. 

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