Guest TPAFKATS Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 Trolls gonna troll, no matter what. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 1 minute ago, TPAFKATS said: Trolls gonna troll, no matter what. Won't lie. I lost interest when he started wittering on about Law village having 3 roads out. Fell asleep. I am beginning to think this character needs killing off in my new novel. 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 1 hour ago, Slartibartfast said: 1 hour ago, oaksoft said: Won't lie. I lost interest when he started wittering on about Law village having 3 roads out. Fell asleep. I am beginning to think this character needs killing off in my new novel. Or you could reveal, at the end, that he actually exists strapped in a straightjacket in a padded cell. I'm surprised that you haven't had a wee dig at me for writing a novel when others have written similar novels in the past. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
W6er Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 3 minutes ago, Dickson said: The Coronavirus has certainly had the effect of killing Question Time as a watchable TV programme. I stopped watching it years ago, when it was proved to be a farce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antrin Posted March 27, 2020 Report Share Posted March 27, 2020 2 hours ago, Slartibartfast said: Without reading your novel, how would I know if anyone had written anything similar. For all I know, you could be writing it in a new made up language or ... words words and up up with randomly jumbled repeated. Just saying. He’s no James Joyce. just saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2020 Just been out, dropped a wee note to an old lady to let her know I'll not be visiting for a while and to get some petrol. Morrisons car park was chockka, like a Saturday. Luckily enough I'm not trying to get any shopping today, the wife has taken that challenge. I'll take the dog out later, weather permitting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2020 Just now, Slartibartfast said: That's no way to talk about your wife. I'm not stupid/brave enough to put that in black and white. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted March 27, 2020 Report Share Posted March 27, 2020 5 hours ago, antrin said: He’s no James Joyce. just saying. Who is no James Joyce? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antrin Posted March 27, 2020 Report Share Posted March 27, 2020 11 minutes ago, oaksoft said: Who is no James Joyce? We were discussing, you... Jimmy.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2020 Been out for a wee walk with the dog. Not too far, country road just along from the house. It was a tad busier than normal, when I say busier there was about a dozen cars passed me, usually 3 or 4. Almost a mile to the end and a swift about turn and back home. Dog loved it, me.............not so much, bloody wind. He did get a bit muddy, wife not to happy, he's going in the sink in a few minutes, I'm ok, I'll shower tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
W6er Posted March 27, 2020 Report Share Posted March 27, 2020 6 minutes ago, faraway saint said: Been out for a wee walk with the dog. Not too far, country road just along from the house. It was a tad busier than normal, when I say busier there was about a dozen cars passed me, usually 3 or 4. Almost a mile to the end and a swift about turn and back home. Dog loved it, me.............not so much, bloody wind. He did get a bit muddy, wife not to happy, he's going in the sink in a few minutes, I'm ok, I'll shower tomorrow. Is he a wee poodle, or something, then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, W6er said: Is he a wee poodle, or something, then? Naw, I've got a massive sink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salmonbuddie Posted March 27, 2020 Report Share Posted March 27, 2020 Managed to post this in the wrong thread as G-Man ever so politely pointed out.We were due in Cairns at 1715 local time today. Parcelled up all the goodies & gifts we were taking and sent the off last week, the parcel arrived at 1804 local time today.Probably better company than me, anyway (before anyone else gets it in).[emoji846] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2020 11 minutes ago, salmonbuddie said: Managed to post this in the wrong thread as G-Man ever so politely pointed out. We were due in Cairns at 1715 local time today. Parcelled up all the goodies & gifts we were taking and sent the off last week, the parcel arrived at 1804 local time today. Probably better company than me, anyway (before anyone else gets it in). I noticed but was too busy pissing myself to reply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
W6er Posted March 27, 2020 Report Share Posted March 27, 2020 (edited) I had a wee barbecue last night. Just me, the misses, Jack Daniels and a whole lot of food. Anyway, the booze went straight to my head. At 7:59 pm I started shouting "if you hate the f**king Old Firm clap your hands..." and the whole street was out clapping. Even the ones who support Celtic and Rangers. That's respect! I'm the king in my manor. Edited March 27, 2020 by W6er Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2020 1 minute ago, W6er said: I had a wee barbecue last night. Just me, the misses, Jack Daniels and a whole lot of food. Anyway, the booze went straight to my head. At 7:59 pm I started shouting "if you hate the f**king Old Firm clap your hands..." and the whole street was out clapping. Even the ones who support Celtic and Rangers. That's respect! I'm the king in my manor. You made that up. You don't have a misses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMan Posted March 27, 2020 Report Share Posted March 27, 2020 7 minutes ago, W6er said: I had a wee barbecue last night. Just me, the misses, Jack Daniels and a whole lot of food. Anyway, the booze went straight to my head. At 7:59 pm I started shouting "if you hate the f**king Old Firm clap your hands..." and the whole street was out clapping. Even the ones who support Celtic and Rangers. That's respect! I'm the king in my manor. Where's your manor, then? I'm a legend in Ferguslie Park, but also a face in Monaco where I have my other gaff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted March 27, 2020 Report Share Posted March 27, 2020 4 hours ago, antrin said: We were discussing, you... Jimmy.... Why would I want to be a James Joyce? I would be the first Doctor Oaksoft. I will publish under that name too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2020 Just now, oaksoft said: Why would I want to be a James Joyce? I would be the first Doctor Oaksoft. I will publish under that name too. Will you get free crayons with this book? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted March 27, 2020 Report Share Posted March 27, 2020 2 hours ago, faraway saint said: Naw, I've got a massive sink. For all your hopes and dreams? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted March 27, 2020 Report Share Posted March 27, 2020 Just now, faraway saint said: Will you get free crayons with this book? Keep up the cheek and you'll not be getting a copy of this 4 page popup book at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2020 (edited) 1 minute ago, oaksoft said: For all your hopes and dreams? I'm in. Wrong post reply. Edited March 27, 2020 by faraway saint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted March 27, 2020 Report Share Posted March 27, 2020 1 minute ago, faraway saint said: I'm in. Wrong post reply. You tit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2020 1 minute ago, oaksoft said: Keep up the cheek and you'll not be getting a copy of this 4 page popup book at all. Cheek being cranked up for the foreseeable future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted March 27, 2020 Report Share Posted March 27, 2020 Just now, faraway saint said: Cheek being cranked up for the foreseeable future. Please. Let me finish. Keep up the cheek and you'll not be getting a copy of this 4 page popup book at all......................you'll be getting 2 copies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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