Effect of Coronavirus

[Guest TPAFKATS]

I see we have a new contender for #thichasf**k title.

[faraway saint 30,987]

18 minutes ago, TPAFKATS said:

I see we have a new contender for #thichasf**k title.

It's ok, you're the winner. 🤡

[Guest TPAFKATS]

Interesting approach from this MP.
Twitter handle contains #StayHomeSaveLives
Whilecretweeting support for telegraph article wanting churches to open for Easter!

[Guest TPAFKATS]

FFS! African swine fever reported in Poland.

What's next?

 

https://amp.theguardian.com/environment/2020/apr/08/african-swine-fever-outbreak-reported-in-western-poland?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Tweet&__twitter_impression=true

 

 

 

[Guest TPAFKATS]

Wildlife returning to the city

[faraway saint 30,987]

So, furlough now to start with our factory after tomorrow.

3 weeks, minimum, to be reviewed closer to the end of that period.

Managed to get my paint today, well, the wife did so that's the plan for a few days next week.

Already arranged to borrow a power washer, garden will get that next week, weather depending.

After that, planning daily guitar practice and a hours rigorous exercise twice a day.

I'll be an Adonis for the summer. 

[faraway saint 30,987]

2 minutes ago, Slartibartfast said:

I'll be Adonut.

That's more likely for me....................I'll post pictures. 

[linwood buddie 3,209]

8 minutes ago, faraway saint said:

So, furlough now to start with our factory after tomorrow.

3 weeks, minimum, to be reviewed closer to the end of that period.

Managed to get my paint today, well, the wife did so that's the plan for a few days next week.

Already arranged to borrow a power washer, garden will get that next week, weather depending.

After that, planning daily guitar practice and a hours rigorous exercise twice a day.

I'll be an Adonis for the summer. 

Whatever arm you "excercise" with with be all muscles.

[faraway saint 30,987]

1 minute ago, linwood buddie said:

Whatever arm you "excercise" with with be all muscles.

On a similar theme, assuming you mean bevvying....................

[linwood buddie 3,209]

Just now, faraway saint said:

On a similar theme, assuming you mean bevvying....................

Of course .💪

[faraway saint 30,987]

Spoke to my mate down in Paisley tonight, he's been on furlough for 3 weeks, been out 6 times but trying to keep busy.

Shopping is easier now the half wits have realised there's no shortages.

He has noticed a lot more "athletes" running/walking around.

Sales in Lycra must be booming. 

[Cookie Monster 1,402]

BBC News - Italy bridge collapse: Two drivers survive
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-52213898


With folk listening to lockdown advice, many folk have been saved from injury or even death.

[DougJamie 6,891]

16 hours ago, faraway saint said:

On a similar theme, assuming you mean bevvying....................

 I feel a challenge coming on

[The Original 59er 1,023]

On 4/8/2020 at 2:27 PM, Slartibartfast said:

On 4/8/2020 at 2:23 PM, TPAFKATS said:

Interesting approach from this MP.
Twitter handle contains #StayHomeSaveLives

Religion - that's another pandemic we need to find a cure for.

Couldn't have put it better myself!

[Bud the Baker 8,802]

Run out of change as I've been using my Debit Card for everything so I've had to raid my grandson's piggy bank to get change for the vending machine at work! 🦹.

Edited April 9, 2020 by Bud the Baker

[FTOF 11,381]

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/health/new-zealand-sex-toy-boom-essential-service-a4410831.html

The sheep must be a bit less nervous than usual.

[Cookie Monster 1,402]

Run out of change as I've been using my Debit Card for everything so I've had to raid my grandson's piggy bank to get change for the vending machine at work! .

Vending machines have been switched off in my work so we aren't pressing the same buttons.


They've just put everything on shelfs to help ourselves.

[faraway saint 30,987]

17 minutes ago, Bud the Baker said:

Run out of change as I've been using my Debit Card for everything so I've had to raid my grandson's piggy bank to get change for the vending machine at work! 🦹.

Horrible person. 🙄

[faraway saint 30,987]

2 minutes ago, Slartibartfast said:

That's no way to talk about BtB's grandson.

Why not?

Any decent grandson would have gave him money without having to "steal" it. 

[faraway saint 30,987]

Daughter and granddaughter just popped up to drop off another rainbow poster for the window.

Before the knickerwetters get themselves into a frenzy, they maintained the standard 2m from the front door.

That's us got one for each side of the main window. 

 

 

 

[faraway saint 30,987]

Decided to cheer up the neighbours.............well, I tried.

 

[GMan 94]

9 hours ago, faraway saint said:

Decided to cheer up the neighbours.............well, I tried.

 

Trying to serenade him, more likely... 

[Yflab 4,532]

The FTSE 250 has enjoyed its best week in its 36-year history as bargain hunters swooped on Britain’s battered mid-cap stocks while its blue-chip counterpart had its best week for more than ten years.
 

[portmahomack saint 1,645]

17 hours ago, faraway saint said:

Decided to cheer up the neighbours.............well, I tried.

 

Despite the lock down Channel 4 still churning out classy TV programmes-   Live in the buff 

[Guest TPAFKATS]

Police take action against picnicers