oaksoft Posted December 25, 2020 Report Share Posted December 25, 2020 What I want to know is, what happened to all those angry claims that simple fresh orange juice and peach slices could cure covid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antrin Posted December 25, 2020 Report Share Posted December 25, 2020 52 minutes ago, oaksoft said: What I want to know is, what happened to all those angry claims that simple fresh orange juice and peach slices could cure covid. All washed away in a deluge of bleach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookie Monster Posted December 25, 2020 Report Share Posted December 25, 2020 What I want to know is, what happened to all those angry claims that simple fresh orange juice and peach slices could cure covid.Yeah apparently there was two dukes that were banking on the commodity price of frozen concentrated orange juice rising due to the demand. [emoji6] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted December 25, 2020 Report Share Posted December 25, 2020 5 hours ago, Yflab said: I’ve been wanking on a Duke for a long time! REALLY? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russian Saint Posted December 26, 2020 Report Share Posted December 26, 2020 I’ve been banking on a Duke for a long time! Time hasn’t been too kind to her, I don’t think you’ll be having too many “banks” over this picture. [emoji97][emoji97][emoji6] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted December 26, 2020 Report Share Posted December 26, 2020 1 hour ago, Russian Saint said: Time hasn’t been too kind to her, I don’t think you’ll be having too many “banks” over this picture. The woman is 66 years old. What exactly were you expecting? Time isn't kind to anyone. There are no exceptions that I have seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antrin Posted December 26, 2020 Report Share Posted December 26, 2020 (edited) 6 hours ago, oaksoft said: The woman is 66 years old. What exactly were you expecting? Time isn't kind to anyone. There are no exceptions that I have seen. Ahem! Edited December 26, 2020 by antrin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookie Monster Posted December 26, 2020 Report Share Posted December 26, 2020 Ahem! Please don't reiterate his point. [emoji14] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted December 26, 2020 Report Share Posted December 26, 2020 1 hour ago, antrin said: Ahem! Your lips say yes but your chickeny scrotum says no. 😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russian Saint Posted December 26, 2020 Report Share Posted December 26, 2020 The woman is 66 years old. What exactly were you expecting? Time isn't kind to anyone. There are no exceptions that I have seen.I was joking chap. Catherine Bach in her prime would’ve been a sock filler for many a young lad. I just couldn’t imagine Yflab filling a sock as she is now. Maybe he is................. Yflab, could you please put us out our misery? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted December 26, 2020 Report Share Posted December 26, 2020 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Russian Saint said: I was joking chap. Catherine Bach in her prime would’ve been a sock filler for many a young lad. I just couldn’t imagine Yflab filling a sock as she is now. Maybe he is................. Yflab, could you please put us out our misery? I know you were. And FFS are you kidding. I don't want to lose my breakfast. 🤢 Mind you, Balfy does claim to be still shagging like a 20 year old in his later years. All that loose, wrinkly, flabby, wobbly skin shoogling around. Ugh! Edited December 26, 2020 by oaksoft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antrin Posted December 26, 2020 Report Share Posted December 26, 2020 4 hours ago, oaksoft said: Your lips say yes but your chickeny scrotum says no. 😀 Very witty... then I grue at how you can have seen - to describe - such an (accurate, presumably) image!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slarti Posted December 26, 2020 Report Share Posted December 26, 2020 I know you were. And FFS are you kidding. I don't want to lose my breakfast. [emoji1785] Mind you, Balfy does claim to be still shagging like a 20 year old in his later years. All that loose, wrinkly, flabby, wobbly skin shoogling around. Ugh!He's accurate though. He was a virgin until he was 21. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted December 26, 2020 Report Share Posted December 26, 2020 12 minutes ago, antrin said: Very witty... then I grue at how you can have seen - to describe - such an (accurate, presumably) image!! If you're anywhere near 66 I am pretty confident I will be calling it correctly. 😜 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antrin Posted December 26, 2020 Report Share Posted December 26, 2020 11 minutes ago, oaksoft said: If you're anywhere near 66 I am pretty confident I will be calling it correctly. 😜 It reads more of memory than imagination... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted December 26, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 26, 2020 Yeah https://www.bitchute.com/video/D0RN8vHfEaTi/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted December 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 27, 2020 Feck you Sturgeon and Leitch Fascists Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALBIONSAINT Posted December 28, 2020 Report Share Posted December 28, 2020 What’s that then? Laminate layers training centre? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russian Saint Posted December 28, 2020 Report Share Posted December 28, 2020 What’s that then? Laminate layers training centre? Yeah, now closed. The Scottish government pulled the “rug” from under them, just to “Pile” on more misery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALBIONSAINT Posted December 29, 2020 Report Share Posted December 29, 2020 9 hours ago, Russian Saint said: Yeah, now closed. The Scottish government pulled the “rug” from under them, just to “Pile” on more misery. They should be “carpeted” for that, the pandemic has “floored” every country though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted December 29, 2020 Report Share Posted December 29, 2020 The thread has something for everyone. Questionable displays of sanity, conspiracy theory, many tales of wrinkly sex and now soft furnishings puns. On that last note, I read today that the police are having to deal with a lot of carpet thefts in the Feegie Park area so stay alert folks. Apparently, it's the work of rug addicts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russian Saint Posted December 29, 2020 Report Share Posted December 29, 2020 They should be “carpeted” for that, the pandemic has “floored” every country though. Small businesses are being “walked” all over. My local “Berber” has cut his losses and shut up shop for good. Time to “Axminister” Sturgeon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted December 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2020 (edited) Wakey wakey Edited December 29, 2020 by shull Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookie Monster Posted December 29, 2020 Report Share Posted December 29, 2020 I think it’s important that all bus and taxi drivers have to get the vaccine and get put on a register before they are allowed to carry public passengers..... [emoji40] https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-55471282Improve public transport slightly and we could do away with taxis altogether. Think of the increase to health benefits that would incur. [emoji6] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stlucifer Posted December 29, 2020 Report Share Posted December 29, 2020 10 hours ago, Cookie Monster said: Improve public transport slightly and we could do away with taxis altogether. Think of the increase to health benefits that would incur. Not to mention the ex cabbies would need to get a real job limiting time to post pish on forums. WIN WIN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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