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Prince Philip has gone

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Seriously

it is often said that, at times of national peril, the Royal Family will divert the nation's attention from how badly the establishment are screwing up the country by offering up a royal wedding (charles & di v the brixton riots, Fergie and the perv v the miner's strike, etc)  a royal birth or a hastily arranged jubilee year. With no major royals available to marry off or get preggers to distract us from asking too many questions about COVID 19, it was with deep sadness that "the firm" decided that Phil the Greek should forego his usual morning sustenance of stem cells mixed with the blood of recent teenage mothers and succumb to the inevitable.  

 

Hope they get him buried before the body goes all lizardy-Icke will be all over this.

Edited by beyond our ken

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31 minutes ago, faraway saint said:

Not a bad innings, 100 years, a character, made plenty of mistakes" like most of us but certainly wasn't just there to make up the numbers.

All the best old yin.

A fitting eulogy, an alternative would be that, having arrived in this country on the bones of his arse, he set about ingratiating himself with the establishment and securing a jockey gig at the palace rather than face the horrors of the employment market.

 

He was quite right, the UK was already a hostile environment for refugees in the early 20th century.

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33 minutes ago, beyond our ken said:

A fitting eulogy, an alternative would be that, having arrived in this country on the bones of his arse, he set about ingratiating himself with the establishment and securing a jockey gig at the palace rather than face the horrors of the employment market.

 

He was quite right, the UK was already a hostile environment for refugees in the early 20th century.

I'm surprised one of your imaginary friends didn't give you one of your famous tip offs before it was announced. 😂

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Bloody MasterChef final tonight at risk now.

At least we have Netflix in case the BBC cancel all normal programming
Just checked, Couples come dine with me is still on..
 
As I type this, the bastards have just interrupted dessert

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