Sue Denim Posted March 12, 2022 Report Share Posted March 12, 2022 Wheels? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 12, 2022 Report Share Posted March 12, 2022 Just now, Sue Denim said: Wheels? I'll start counting, get back to you soon.................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanleySaint Posted March 12, 2022 Report Share Posted March 12, 2022 Just had a quick look round, doors I think! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slarti Posted March 12, 2022 Report Share Posted March 12, 2022 Depends how you're defining a door (car door/cupboard door/hamster cage door/... ?) and a wheel (toy car wheel/Falkirk Wheel/doing a cartwheel/...?).I would guess at ... "who gives a feck" as the answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 12, 2022 Report Share Posted March 12, 2022 3 minutes ago, Slarti said: Depends how you're defining a door (car door/cupboard door/hamster cage door/... ?) and a wheel (toy car wheel/Falkirk Wheel/doing a cartwheel/...?). I would guess at ... "who gives a feck" as the answer. Don't mention the Falkirk Wheel FFS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slarti Posted March 12, 2022 Report Share Posted March 12, 2022 Don't mention the Falkirk Wheel FFS. [emoji20]Some may think I did that deliberately. [emoji16] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 12, 2022 Report Share Posted March 12, 2022 Just now, Slarti said: Some may think I did that deliberately. It's certainly NOT a fecking wheel...........................or is it? Wheel/lift/bridge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slarti Posted March 12, 2022 Report Share Posted March 12, 2022 It's certainly NOT a fecking wheel...........................or is it? Wheel/lift/bridge? Wagon Wheels? You get 6 in a packet. If you join 2 polo mints with a straw they could be classed as wheels. Are gates classed as doors? If they are, what about the Pearly Gates which may or may not exist?Anyway, feck this, changed, pub, football then karaoke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callum Gilhooley Posted March 12, 2022 Report Share Posted March 12, 2022 47 minutes ago, faraway saint said: It's certainly NOT a fecking wheel...........................or is it? Wheel/lift/bridge? So does the gate that opens to let the boats in count as a door ? 🤷♂️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 12, 2022 Report Share Posted March 12, 2022 Just now, Callum Gilhooley said: So does the gate that opens to let the boats in count as a door ? 🤷♂️ Aye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callum Gilhooley Posted March 12, 2022 Report Share Posted March 12, 2022 Aw F**k !! A door wi wheels 😮 This is getting Intense - am oot ! 👋 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
portmahomack saint Posted March 13, 2022 Report Share Posted March 13, 2022 Got to be door's by a mile Every car has doors, houses hotel's offices have loads of door's and no wheel's, fridge freezer cupboard Ricky's mansion must have at least 100 bedroom doors alone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookie Monster Posted March 14, 2022 Report Share Posted March 14, 2022 FFS, now the wee wheels in his heid will be turning, to think up a story of how he's stayed in some grander place. [emoji1787][emoji24] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slarti Posted March 14, 2022 Report Share Posted March 14, 2022 Got to be door's by a mile Every car has doors, houses hotel's offices have loads of door's and no wheel's, fridge freezer cupboard Ricky's mansion must have at least 100 bedroom doors alone Aye, but wheelbarrows have got a wheel but no doors.Most cars are 3 or 5 door and most have 4 wheels, so that's about even. Then there are spare wheels, steering wheels, glove box doors.Lots of houses contain toys, lots of toys have wheels.Ricky's mansion, like his stories (and probably Ricky himself), is fictional. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TPAFKA Jersey 2 Posted March 14, 2022 Report Share Posted March 14, 2022 14 hours ago, portmahomack saint said: Got to be door's by a mile Every car has doors, houses hotel's offices have loads of door's and no wheel's, fridge freezer cupboard Ricky's mansion must have at least 100 bedroom doors alone I think you’ll find that every office has considerably more wheels than doors. Think of every single drawer in every desk for a start. The answer to this question is wheels and I reckon it wouldn’t even be close. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callum Gilhooley Posted March 14, 2022 Report Share Posted March 14, 2022 15 minutes ago, TPAFKA Jersey 2 said: I think you’ll find that every office has considerably more wheels than doors. Think of every single drawer in every desk for a start. The answer to this question is wheels and I reckon it wouldn’t even be close. But what if those drawer runners are ball bearing type ? You’ve not taken that possibility into account. if you can’t be trusted with that task, how can we be expected to believe a word you say ? 😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TPAFKA Jersey 2 Posted March 14, 2022 Report Share Posted March 14, 2022 21 minutes ago, Callum Gilhooley said: But what if those drawer runners are ball bearing type ? You’ve not taken that possibility into account. if you can’t be trusted with that task, how can we be expected to believe a word you say ? 😎 Ball bearing schmall bearing. Never seen a steely in a drawer in ma 40 year office working puff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted March 14, 2022 Report Share Posted March 14, 2022 Wheely Bins Fkn millions of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TPAFKA Jersey 2 Posted March 14, 2022 Report Share Posted March 14, 2022 12 minutes ago, HSS said: Wheely Bins Fkn millions of them Wheely suitcases. Fkn millions of them too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanleySaint Posted March 14, 2022 Report Share Posted March 14, 2022 Doors, just looked and 8 in the house just to get in to rooms, doors on cupboards etc, deffo more doors than wheels in our house!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookie Monster Posted March 14, 2022 Report Share Posted March 14, 2022 Doors, just looked and 8 in the house just to get in to rooms, doors on cupboards etc, deffo more doors than wheels in our house!!A lot of the doors have wheels that spring in and out to keep them closed. [emoji6] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanleySaint Posted March 14, 2022 Report Share Posted March 14, 2022 Have misqouted, doors up to 13 now not counting those in cupboards, be careful people you don't realise how many there are before you know it we'll be overrun by the things!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callum Gilhooley Posted March 14, 2022 Report Share Posted March 14, 2022 (edited) 2 hours ago, TPAFKA Jersey 2 said: Ball bearing schmall bearing. Never seen a steely in a drawer in ma 40 year office working puff. Never had you as the ball bearing denying type. ☹️ if your employers are too mean to stand the cost for superior drawer operation - I think you need to reconsider your career choices . Ball bearings are the future - Vive La revolution 😎👍 Edited March 14, 2022 by Callum Gilhooley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stlucifer Posted March 14, 2022 Report Share Posted March 14, 2022 (edited) Double post. Edited March 14, 2022 by stlucifer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stlucifer Posted March 14, 2022 Report Share Posted March 14, 2022 Just now, stlucifer said: No kitchen cupboard doors? I have 18 of them alone. You need to add them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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