North Sea Saint Posted February 6, 2004 Report Share Posted February 6, 2004 So no rum, sodomy and the lash in your bunk room NSS? Naw, I'm no fae Greenock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted February 6, 2004 Report Share Posted February 6, 2004 Naw, I'm no fae Greenock Which is why the lovely Jennie would gie ye a knock back. BTW she's a babe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted February 6, 2004 Report Share Posted February 6, 2004 Which is why the lovely Jennie would gie ye a knock back. Has she any brothers in Greenock, cos you lot are only into shaggin your sisters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ST SID Posted February 7, 2004 Report Share Posted February 7, 2004 Has she any brothers in Greenock, cos you lot are only into shaggin your sisters They'll shag brothers and any other immediate family, they get fussy with cousins unless they have direct access to bevvy or drugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny P Posted February 7, 2004 Report Share Posted February 7, 2004 BTW she's a babe. Pedo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Lees Posted March 5, 2004 Report Share Posted March 5, 2004 Just thought I'd mention that, by the cringe, our own Kirsty Wark is looking pretty damned stiffy-inducing at the moment. She's in right good shape. Apologies, Donna, if you're still reading this - furry boots urr yeez ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ST SID Posted March 6, 2004 Report Share Posted March 6, 2004 The burd from Corrie was on in Carry On Cleo the other night. Top ToTTTie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ST SID Posted March 6, 2004 Report Share Posted March 6, 2004 Amanda Barrie...fukcing hell though, that was nearly 40 years ago!!!! I'm sure it was just on Tuesday / Wednesday Tom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kev Posted March 6, 2004 Report Share Posted March 6, 2004 Jane Lewis off STV. Yip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted March 6, 2004 Report Share Posted March 6, 2004 Just thought I'd mention that, by the cringe, our own Kirsty Wark is looking pretty damned stiffy-inducing at the moment. She's in right good shape. Apologies, Donna, if you're still reading this - furry boots urr yeez ? Aye Kirsty Wark wid get it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ST SID Posted March 6, 2004 Report Share Posted March 6, 2004 She drinks from the furry cup anyway. The secret world of the DVLA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted March 6, 2004 Report Share Posted March 6, 2004 Jane Lewis off STV. Yip. Aye her tae Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ST SID Posted March 6, 2004 Report Share Posted March 6, 2004 The remaining fat lady Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted March 7, 2004 Report Share Posted March 7, 2004 The remaining fat lady Fat wan's are gratefull Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ST SID Posted March 7, 2004 Report Share Posted March 7, 2004 Fat wan's are gratefull Sadly I dont think he got a game today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted March 7, 2004 Report Share Posted March 7, 2004 Sadly I dont think he got a game today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kev Posted March 7, 2004 Report Share Posted March 7, 2004 Anna Ford? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ST SID Posted March 7, 2004 Report Share Posted March 7, 2004 Darryl Hannah. She was only some holy nonsense this morning. Looking hacket but humpable. Do mermaids stink of fish doubly so? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bud wiser Posted March 8, 2004 Report Share Posted March 8, 2004 Darryl Hannah. She was only some holy nonsense this morning. Looking hacket but humpable. Do mermaids stink of fish doubly so? Or just seamen?????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted March 8, 2004 Report Share Posted March 8, 2004 Or just seamen?????? I'm just the seaman to help her oot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny P Posted March 9, 2004 Report Share Posted March 9, 2004 Do mermaids stink of fish doubly so? How would you get into her downstairs diner, if she can't open her legs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted March 9, 2004 Report Share Posted March 9, 2004 How would you get into her downstairs diner, if she can't open her legs? She's got a gub Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny P Posted March 9, 2004 Report Share Posted March 9, 2004 She's got a gub With in-built cheese grater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted March 9, 2004 Report Share Posted March 9, 2004 With in-built cheese grater. Lovely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bud wiser Posted March 10, 2004 Report Share Posted March 10, 2004 With in-built cheese grater. Is that the same as a Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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