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5 Irritating People


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1. Davina MaCall

2. Elton John

3. Cliff Richard

4. Lilly Savage

5. Hugh Keevins

At least three of them are a pain in the @rse :o

1. Andy Stalker

2. Jo Brand

3. The Streets

4. Ian Wright

5. Germaine Greer :ugly

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1: Heather the weather "Hello There" on BBC Scotland (she's from Paisley apparently).

2: Coffin Dodgers on Buses

3: Anyone who dithers at the till in a shop

4: The cùnt that does the weather on radio five live, he umms and aahs every 3 or 4 seconds, not good radio.

5: Snivelling little scrote stewards at Love street who think they have the best job in the world.

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1: Heather the weather "Hello There" on BBC Scotland (she's from Paisley apparently).

She certainly is and her Dad used to teach Maths at Camphill and he was the most vicious, agressive teacher I've ever known. Everyone was terrified of him!

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Any amount of M*rt*n/*ld F*rm c**ts divided by the factor X that gives the answer 5.................

Sorry, I'll amend that.

Any amount of M*rt*n/*ld F*rm c**ts divided by the factor X that gives the answer 4................. and Tom McButtock.....................

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1. Dougie Vipond

2. Ainsley Harriett

3. That Ian Lee tosser that used to present RISE

4. Patrick Kinghorn from Talksport

5. I predict the Twelve who enter th Big Brother house this week will irritate like f'ck

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2. Ainsley Harriett

Good point. There's a plethora of w*nkers in the celebritry chef community.

1.That scouse tube who looks like Terry McDermot.

2.The guy with the comedy,Sheena Easton style,trans-Atlantic accent.

3.That wee creepy b*stard Worrall-Thompson.

4.Winner of the BAFTA award for most punchable face on the telly,Jamie Oliver.

5.Nigella Lawson. That restraining order she took out against me was completely unjustified. :angry:

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Good point. There's a plethora of w*nkers in the celebritry chef community.

1.That scouse tube who looks like Terry McDermot.

2.The guy with the comedy,Sheena Easton style,trans-Atlantic accent.

3.That wee creepy b*stard Worrall-Thompson.

4.Winner of the BAFTA award for most punchable face on the telly,Jamie Oliver.

5.Nigella Lawson. That restraining order she took out against me was completely unjustified. :angry:

Thank f'ck I'm no oan that list :rolleyes:

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Is it no a hairdressing term? :huh:

Can see why your knowledge is limited in that area. :P

Irritating people populate morning TV:

1. Eamonn "Mancy Munich Oirish Scumbag" Holmes

2. Philip "Gopher up the rectum" Schofield

3. Matthew "w@nk" Wright

4. Kate "windae licker / sticker" Silverton

5. Matthew "creepy b'st'rt" Kelly (they are letting that shady f'k'r loose on the childrens wards now. :blink: )

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Can see why your knowledge is limited in that area. :P

Irritating people populate morning TV:

1. Eamonn "Mancy Munich Oirish Scumbag" Holmes

2. Philip "Gopher up the rectum" Schofield

3. Matthew "w@nk" Wright

4. Kate "windae licker / sticker" Silverton

5. Matthew "creepy b'st'rt" Kelly (they are letting that shady f'k'r loose on the childrens wards now. :blink: )

Thank f**k I'm no oan that list. :rolleyes:

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5. Matthew "creepy b'st'rt" Kelly (they are letting that shady f'k'r loose on the childrens wards now. :blink: )

Reason being, of course, that all charges against hime were dropped. Not that that makes a difference in the rumble tumble madly fu<ked up Sun reading world of your good self. :rolleyes:

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