Thorizaar Posted May 25, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2004 1. Lorraine Kelly. 2. Keith Chegwin. 3. Henrik Larson for his generosity in donating a shirt to charity from his million pound testimonial. 4. Henrik Larson's son who has been a prominant irritant on TV screens in recent weeks. 5. Phoebe from Friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted May 25, 2004 Report Share Posted May 25, 2004 Check out the words "celebrity" and "chef" And I'm both Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ST SID Posted May 25, 2004 Report Share Posted May 25, 2004 And I'm both Are you the gay stripper on Big Brother this series? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted May 25, 2004 Report Share Posted May 25, 2004 Are you the gay stripper on Big Brother this series? No, I'll leave that to you big boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ST SID Posted May 25, 2004 Report Share Posted May 25, 2004 No, I'll leave that to you big boy Okay pass me that blow torch, scraper and sand paper and I'll get crackin on mcbentshot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted May 25, 2004 Report Share Posted May 25, 2004 Okay pass me that blow torch, scraper and sand paper and I'll get crackin on mcbentshot. Is that Tom McBentshot??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Lees Posted May 25, 2004 Report Share Posted May 25, 2004 1. Gordon Ramsey. Psychotic Bully, w****r, and former Rangers player. What utter pish is that Hell's Kitchen mallarkey ? 2. Andrew Neill. Paisley's most infamous Tory, favourite of Thatcher, ex-Grammarian, and irritating as f**k TV presenter. 3. Adrian ("A.A.") Gill. Enough said. 4. Jeremy Clarkson. Again, 'nuff said. 5. Any daytime TV presenter. But especially Alice Beer. Mind, if she was gaggin' furrit, I might just oblige (but that's a whole different thread).... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ST SID Posted May 25, 2004 Report Share Posted May 25, 2004 5. Any daytime TV presenter. But especially Alice Beer. Mind, if she was gaggin' furrit, I might just oblige (but that's a whole different thread).... Much better if that bint was "gaggin" on it. Have to agree Hell's Kitchen is the worst TV since CatchPhrase. Although the "How Gay Are You" show on SKY1 was equally badly put together. Is topless darts still on the go? That was a great concept beautifully produced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Kelly Posted May 26, 2004 Report Share Posted May 26, 2004 1. Lorraine Kelly. Away f**k yourself. And I am still on TV, Sid. Not just a f**king TV like yourself. Cos unlike you I am still no f**king bad at 44. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted May 26, 2004 Report Share Posted May 26, 2004 Is topless darts still on the go? That was a great concept beautifully produced. Aye channel 214 live tv on digital Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rothesay Saint Posted May 26, 2004 Report Share Posted May 26, 2004 Aye channel 214 live tv on digital Piped in to the sauna. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ST SID Posted May 26, 2004 Report Share Posted May 26, 2004 Away f**k yourself. And I am still on TV, Sid. Not just a f**king TV like yourself. Cos unlike you I am still no f**king bad at 44. I have often thought you might be a tranny Lorraine or is that Lawrence Judging by the matted mess that is your growler, you could easily have a cheeky wee tadger tucked away in that rainforest of a gusset. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted May 26, 2004 Report Share Posted May 26, 2004 1. david beckham 2. thomas mcilroy 3. hugh keevans 4. any feg 5. big gingo eck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevo_smfc Posted May 26, 2004 Report Share Posted May 26, 2004 Aye channel 214 live tv on digital when the f**k did Live TV make a comeback???????? that channel was f**king ace. Remember the midgets on the trampolines, and of course the Swedish weathergirl and topless darts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevo_smfc Posted May 26, 2004 Report Share Posted May 26, 2004 And now for my 5 irritating twats. Andy Walker George Bush Rangers Fans complaining about their pish season when they are not the only pish side in Scotland. Graham Spiers Graham Norton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Kelly Posted May 27, 2004 Report Share Posted May 27, 2004 I have often thought you might be a tranny Lorraine or is that Lawrence Judging by the matted mess that is your growler, you could easily have a cheeky wee tadger tucked away in that rainforest of a gusset. Rumbled, don't tell Chingford though, it would ruin his weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ST SID Posted May 27, 2004 Report Share Posted May 27, 2004 Rumbled, don't tell Chingford though.... It's Rothesay Saint that would be most interested in this revelation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted May 27, 2004 Report Share Posted May 27, 2004 1. NSS 2. ST. SID 3.TOON SAINT 4. HSS 5. ROTHESAY SAINT And we dont give a flying f'ck either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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