Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted July 9, 2004 Report Share Posted July 9, 2004 1. Sheik Yerbouti - funny as f*ck, includes I Have been in You, Broken Hearts are for Assholes (including the line "You sniffed the reeking buns of angels and acted like it was cocaine"). 2. Shut Up & Play Yer Guitar - three disc set of nothing but guitar solos proving what a superb guitarist he was. Right in the front line of the six-string army. 3. Broadway the Hardway - recorded in 1988 but still relevant today. "George Bush, you're still a wimp. I'm sorry. You're history, buddy, you're gone". 4. The Yellow Shark - the man himself always saw himself as a composer (but with a good line in dick jokes) and this is the evidence. Classical music in a very modern vein. Weird but brilliant. Just like Frank. 5. Freak Out - THESE MOTHERS IS CRAZY! Music's first ever double album, fact fans. And they don't get much more mental. Ah, frank. What a man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ST SID Posted July 9, 2004 Report Share Posted July 9, 2004 What an @rsehole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted July 9, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2004 What an @rsehole. Ah, you'll be referring to Broken Hearts Are For Assholes and the line "don't fool yourself girl, it's going right up your poop chute". I'm sure you've used that as a chat up line once or twice being the dodgy geezer wot you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Sanchez Posted July 9, 2004 Report Share Posted July 9, 2004 (edited) 1. Sheik Yerbouti - funny as f*ck, includes I Have been in You, Broken Hearts are for Assholes (including the line "You sniffed the reeking buns of angels and acted like it was cocaine"). Not to mention the magnificent outro of: That's why I say, I'm gonna ram it,ram it,ram it,ram it up yer poop chute, Corn hole, Ram it,ram it,ram it,ram it up yer poop chute, Fist f*ck, Ram it,ram it,ram it,ram it up yer poop chute, Don't fool yourself girl,it's going right up yer poop chute, Don't fool yourself girl,it's going right up yer poop chute, Repeat to fade As a persistent gay basher,he also provided us with the immortal Joe's Garage line of: 'His evening's not complete without some meat in the seat' Edited July 9, 2004 by Dirty Sanchez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reidy1987 Posted July 9, 2004 Report Share Posted July 9, 2004 Titties and Beer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Sanchez Posted July 9, 2004 Report Share Posted July 9, 2004 Titties and Beer... ...and haircuts...nah...that's a different thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reidy1987 Posted July 9, 2004 Report Share Posted July 9, 2004 ...and haircuts...nah...that's a different thread. : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bud the Baker Posted July 10, 2004 Report Share Posted July 10, 2004 HHiBSS Your avatar Rael lost his balls, which would probably make Why Does It Hurt When I Pee an appropriate track for "The Lamb lies down on Joe's Garage!" album. PS Am currently listening to live CD from the "Lamb" tour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Lees Posted July 10, 2004 Report Share Posted July 10, 2004 Any body remember "Wild Man Fisher" ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sandman Posted July 11, 2004 Report Share Posted July 11, 2004 ...................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted July 12, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2004 As a persistent gay basher Zappa was accused of being anti-semitic when he did the track Jewish Princess. After this criticism he did the equally offensive Catholic Girls. He wasn't per se a "persistent gay basher". He just poked fun at everyone and everything. He was a very intellectual, extremely talented, superbly witty, uniqique individual. Hence the reason St. Sid and Bongo can't contribute meaningfully to this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sandman Posted July 12, 2004 Report Share Posted July 12, 2004 (edited) He was a very intellectual, extremely talented, superbly witty, uniqique individual. Hence the reason St. Sid and Bongo can't contribute meaningfully to this thread. I heard, however, that his fans were not intellectual and unique ................ That had nothing to do with you, Ching, just HHIBSS being a nob, as usual................ Edited July 12, 2004 by BongoVonBudvar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Sanchez Posted July 12, 2004 Report Share Posted July 12, 2004 Zappa was accused of being anti-semitic when he did the track Jewish Princess. After this criticism he did the equally offensive Catholic Girls. He wasn't per se a "persistent gay basher". He just poked fun at everyone and everything. Yes,that would be fair. The Does Humor Belong in Music tour was contemporary with Culture Club making their breakthrough in the States,so that live album has got a couple of good references to Boy George on it. e.g. Mid-song,the band burst into a line of, 'Do you really want to hurt me?' *brief pause* The whole band then warbles in falsetto, 'Ooooh,we sure do!' Ronald Reagan getting the electric chair in the 'You Are What You Is' video was another good 'get it up ye' moment from him,though he'd cross the street to avoid Democrats too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ST SID Posted July 12, 2004 Report Share Posted July 12, 2004 Zappa was accused of being anti-semitic when he did the track Jewish Princess. After this criticism he did the equally offensive Catholic Girls. He wasn't per se a "persistent gay basher". He just poked fun at everyone and everything.He was a very intellectual, extremely talented, superbly witty, uniqique individual. Hence the reason St. Sid and Bongo can't contribute meaningfully to this thread. prissy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted July 13, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 Yes indeed, Sanchez, and Broadway the Hardway gives them a bit of an earful too (whilst criticising Jesse Jackson). Dickie's Such an Asshole, referring to Richard Nixon, has the stanza, "There's just one thing I wanna know, how'd that asshole ever get in?". Did you know that he intended running for president? He was in the throes of starting his campaign when he was diagnosed with terminal cancer. Billy Connolly said that he was passing Zappa's house and spoke to Mrs. Zappa. She said that Frank was a big fan of the Big Yin. To which Connolly cried "AH F*CK IT! AH coulda been the Vice-President!". And how funny would that have been? Sid, that's the spirit. Bongo; tut tut tut. You really disappoint me. Still, nice to know SOMEone will bite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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