Guest bawbag Posted August 26, 2004 Report Share Posted August 26, 2004 How often does your glory hunting *** or tic neighbour rip the pish out you for supporting you local team. (Sorry it just pisses me off) Here are some of the best I’ve heard: 5. I just follow the crowd leaving Paisley about 2pm every Saturday! 4. I was born at the Southern General, so that makes Ibrox my local ground 3. I’m catholic!!! 2. it’s easier to get to Ibrox from Bishopton AND THE BEST OF ALL 1. I go to Ibrox because I want to see a team win games and do well in Europe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted August 26, 2004 Report Share Posted August 26, 2004 2. it’s easier to get to Ibrox from Bishopton Oi If it's me giving directions it's easier staying at home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rothesay Saint Posted August 26, 2004 Report Share Posted August 26, 2004 1. Like wearing barbour jackets so support St. Johnstone 2. Like their sisters so support Falkirk 3. Like dodging soap so support Morton 4. Like ice hockey / speedway so support Livingston 5. Total Scum so support the old firm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reidy1987 Posted August 26, 2004 Report Share Posted August 26, 2004 The answer is quite simple - most Paisley folk hate Paisley and everything about it. It isn't just the Saints that they hate. They refuse to socialise in Paisley, they refuse to shop in Paisley so why should it be any different when it comes to choosing a team to support? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whosyirdaddy Posted September 6, 2004 Report Share Posted September 6, 2004 They refuse to socialise in Paisley, they refuse to shop in Paisley so why should it be any different when it comes to choosing a team to support? Interesting & probably fair point Reidy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted September 6, 2004 Report Share Posted September 6, 2004 1. dont like soap 2. loves the colour orange 3. thinks barry fergusson has a bright future 4. there eyebrow joins 5. parents r english/irish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted September 6, 2004 Report Share Posted September 6, 2004 Happens all over- the sight of buses of Bhigots and hunnite vermin leaving Greenock leaves me with a problem - I want their money at scapa but tbh the neanderthals who make up a fair proportion of their support can go to their cathedrals to bhigotry every fooking saturday between now and the twilight of the Gods, and I would not shed a single tear of remorse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sandman Posted September 8, 2004 Report Share Posted September 8, 2004 I believe that their fúckwit status is a major factor in their decision making................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted September 8, 2004 Report Share Posted September 8, 2004 I believe that their fúckwit status is a major factor in their decision making................ Indeed, the potato bowl and hunbrox are great f'ckwit magnets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Biscuits Posted September 24, 2004 Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 1. I go to Ibrox because I want to see a team win games and do well in Europe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cairters_Corner Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 i stay in alloa and its full of OF fans who have never even been to glasgow i used to stay in bishopton and i can assure you that the easiest ground to get to is love street i was once asked by a couple of wee bams when i was in glasgow one night why i bothered supporting stmirren and white dont i support a juniour team! that sais it all for me, the majority of old firm fans are just neds, how mant professional people do you know that support either celtic or the ****- very few , because they have more sense and morals than that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chingford Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 how mant professional people do you know that support either celtic or the ****- very few , because they have more sense and morals than that Ah yes... 'professional people'. Acknowledged arbiters of sense and morals... A few words... Enron, Chemical weapons, Harold Shipman, Thatcher... the list would be endless... and not a ned among them... Good wind-up, though. I'll have the Keep net to hand... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 how mant professional people do you know that support either celtic or the ****- very few , because they have more sense and morals than that Ching has covered one aspect of this, the other aspect is that it simply aint true In the schools I've been in non OF fans in in the minority. A good friend teaches in a Paisley school and reported that during the hunnite ascendency the majority Hunnite support among the staff was swollen by glory hunters. In the schools I've been in the OF support is always bigger than all other teams' support put together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ST SID Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 i stay in alloa Aye, f'k'n Polmont by Alloa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cairters_Corner Posted October 1, 2004 Report Share Posted October 1, 2004 think the fact of the matter is that in most schools anyone who isnt rangers or celtic gets such a hard time half of them give in!! - but i didnt its also 'cool' to support rangers and celtic........... oh and by the way im a catholic and i know alot of catholics who support the buds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salmonbuddie Posted October 2, 2004 Report Share Posted October 2, 2004 Every-one I know rips the pish out of me for being a Bud - but I rip the pish right back cos' they're just glory hunting tw@ts who weren't there in the early 80's/90's (depending on the bigot team they support. I love it when they say "but who do you really support" - they really are that feckin thick tha they can't see past their own narrow minded bigotness (if that's a word, before TomMcTwat jumps in) (and if it isn't it should be). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted October 3, 2004 Report Share Posted October 3, 2004 (if that's a word, before TomMcTwat jumps in) (and if it isn't it should be). Now way to talk about one the mods, liable to get your warning level raised me boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FRENCHIE Posted October 5, 2004 Report Share Posted October 5, 2004 Simple-If the say "St Mirren are s***e" ask them what half of the OF they support and if it's: ****-Well what have you's won recently??? *****-Your team weren't exactly good 10 years ago......oh wait you wouldn't know that but would you?BECAUSE YER A GLORY HUNTING b*****d!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now be gone before i strike you with the iron rod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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