ST SID Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 1. The fishal site 2. A St Mirren tie on match-day 3. Old Grammarian Reunion Dinner, Dance and FelchFest 4. An €nglish funeral in a fife boozer. 5. d*ngat*n's maw/sisterz gusset without breathing appartus, minge-repellant spray, anti-chemical warefare full body armour and an anti-tank gun for the mutated crabs. (nah f"k it too risky even with ruggy bairns battle scarred bell end.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DongaTon Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 I don't have any sisters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DongaTon Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 ....hey and don't say that about my maw!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 I don't have any sisters. So ye shag ye'r brothers then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chingford Posted October 19, 2004 Report Share Posted October 19, 2004 1. A coffin 2. A funeral pyre 3. A sepulchre in a mausoleum 4. A vacuum flask 5. Dead in bed with Joanna Lumley ok, I lied about the last one. A wee fantasy of mine.... :-) what a way to go... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted October 19, 2004 Report Share Posted October 19, 2004 5. Dead in bed with Joanna Lumley ok, I lied about the last one. A wee fantasy of mine.... :-) what a way to go... She'd soon bring you back to life, ya durty auld f'cker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Lees Posted October 19, 2004 Report Share Posted October 19, 2004 1. A Burberry baseball cap. 2. An Aquascutum baseball cap. 3. Any feckin' baseball cap. 4. A cap-sleeved T-shirt. 5. Bling of any kind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted October 19, 2004 Report Share Posted October 19, 2004 (edited) 1. An old firm top 2. A boxing ring wie NSS 3. Any ring wie NSS 4. A San Francisco Bath House 5. Any pub that sells spirits in wee measures Edited October 19, 2004 by Tom McB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted October 19, 2004 Report Share Posted October 19, 2004 3. Any ring wie NSS I heard you you Greenock boys like it in the ring, so you can keep away fae me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted October 19, 2004 Report Share Posted October 19, 2004 I heard you you Greenock boys like it in the ring, so you can keep away fae me Don't build up you hopes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ST SID Posted October 19, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2004 4. A Bath House The exclusives are fair drying up on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted October 19, 2004 Report Share Posted October 19, 2004 Don't build up you hopes You can f'ck off minger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chingford Posted October 20, 2004 Report Share Posted October 20, 2004 QUOTE (Tom McB @ Oct 19 2004, 05:47 PM) 4. A Bath House Sid: The exclusives are fair drying up on here . According tae rumour the Baths fair dried up in Greenock aeons ago... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted October 20, 2004 Report Share Posted October 20, 2004 (edited) You chaps like bath houses? That would explain a lot. Edited October 20, 2004 by Tom McB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chingford Posted October 20, 2004 Report Share Posted October 20, 2004 I'm sure that many others on here would wonder why you had such instant knowledge and access to such a scurrilous, site, McB!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted October 20, 2004 Report Share Posted October 20, 2004 I'm sure that many others on here would wonder why you had such instant knowledge and access to such a scurrilous, site, McB!?!? Then let me explain. In the early 1980s- circa 1983, Horizon ( still making excellent documentaries btw) did a prog on aids infection. The bath house culture of San Francisco was mentioned. Bath houses Migod- Saunas- we really do use ridiculous euphemisms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chingford Posted October 20, 2004 Report Share Posted October 20, 2004 Horizon ( still making excellent documentaries btw) You have great taste! Horizon had great writers and consultants, back in the late 70s early 80's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sandman Posted October 20, 2004 Report Share Posted October 20, 2004 You have great taste! Horizon had great writers and consultants, back in the late 70s early 80's. Back before your Roger Mellie went on the blink............. You shouldn't be so critical of your own work....................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sandman Posted October 20, 2004 Report Share Posted October 20, 2004 Then let me explain. In the early 1980s- circa 1983, Horizon ( still making excellent documentaries btw) did a prog on aids infection. The bath house culture of San Francisco was mentioned. Bath houses Migod- Saunas- we really do use ridiculous euphemisms Also the fact I'm a rampant HOMO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bud the Baker Posted October 20, 2004 Report Share Posted October 20, 2004 One of Sid's heroes worked in a bathhouse (as a musical director fot Bet Midler). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reidy1987 Posted October 20, 2004 Report Share Posted October 20, 2004 One of Sid's heroes worked in a bathhouse (as a musical director fot Bet Midler). Yeh but he got sacked for sticking his nose in where it wasn't wanted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted October 20, 2004 Report Share Posted October 20, 2004 Bonus points for those who can remember the three H's who were most at risk of aids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted October 20, 2004 Report Share Posted October 20, 2004 McB, ye'r a closet fairy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted October 21, 2004 Report Share Posted October 21, 2004 McB, ye'r a closet fairy Nope- not a closet nor out one. Actaually it was Haitians, Haemophiliacs and Homosexuals. So I could also be a closet Haitian Founder of the Port au Prince Morton Supporters club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bud the Baker Posted October 21, 2004 Report Share Posted October 21, 2004 "Papa Doc" McB leader of the Ton-Ton Macoutes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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