chingford Posted October 22, 2004 Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 1. Caroline Aherne Could never bring myself to look at the Royles cos of her - yet I love Early Doors 2. Zoe Wannamaker. Uuuurgh teeth grate! That gravel voice and plooky face! Was forced tae sit through some s***e she was in at The Barbican cos the tickets were expensive (but free to us!) 3. Her that plays Mrs Bucket in a so-called sit-com. Mugging for laughs with yon patio-physog, when the best she might hope for... is to be glassed! 4. Fenella Fielding. The only thing that would make me happy to be young Jazza cos I'd be too young to have known she'd ever existed! 5. Toyah Wilcox So up her own arse, that thing she calls her face is her arse! The first thing that made me doubt Sid's sanity - he likes her, apparently! Boke! There!!!! That's off my chest. Better now.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur Posted October 22, 2004 Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 1. Wendy Richard – Appalling Cockney whine that you could almost forgive 25 years ago when Miss Brahms had a face and a body to lust after. Nowadays, the whine is aggravated by the ‘sack of spanners’ coupon. Cannae act either. 2. The two old hags off ‘How Clean is Your House’, etc. OK, not exactly actresses, but what a scary pair of dragons. Especially the English one, what a frightening display of face / hair / clothes. 3. The fat burd that was on Emmerdale and You’ve Been Framed. Nae talent and just famous for being fat and bubbly. Total TV turn-off. 4. Blythe Duff – Well-named, ‘cause her acting is totally duff. Absolutely useless, horrible voice, how does she get away with it. 5. Janet Street-Porter – Again not strictly an actress, but she makes me turn the TV to another channel sharpish. What a grating voice, what a set of gnashers, what a dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quikstu Posted October 22, 2004 Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 1. Carol Voderman 2. Carol Barker - argggggghhhhhh jist cannae stand her! 3. Dale Winton 4. David Baddiel - W*NK of the highest order, totally unfunny IMO. 5. Liam Gallagher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur Posted October 22, 2004 Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 2. Carol Barker - argggggghhhhhh jist cannae stand her! Linda Barker ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur Posted October 22, 2004 Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 3. Dale Winton4. David Baddiel - W*NK of the highest order, totally unfunny IMO. 5. Liam Gallagher Actresses ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted October 22, 2004 Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 Ching : going misogynistic? Ok then: if ye can't beat them. 1. Caroline Aherne- fair do's can't act 2. Zoe Wannamaker- overly luvvie- kill all luvvies but who's about: 3. Helen Mirren- for wasting her talent on total p1sh. 4. Jane Fonda- as above and to really annoy Ching 5. Joanna Lumley- the Fanella Fielding of today. Nae talent, public school voice. To be fair numbers 3, 4 and 5 may get the hormones going but that's not the point........... or is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reidy1987 Posted October 22, 2004 Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 2. The two old hags off ‘How Clean is Your House’, etc. OK, not exactly actresses, but what a scary pair of dragons. Especially the English one, what a frightening display of face / hair / clothes. Did ye see them on Friday Night with Jonathan Woss? Fuxake the English was didny like Wossy at all... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chingford Posted October 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 Jings, McB! I could have a whole thread devoted to actresses who switch me ON - so NO misogyny, there - in fact near the top of my list would be 5, 4 and 3 in that order!!! Wilbur's 1st 3 are spot on! Why did I no think of them?! And I'm I sorry I missed them on Woss's show...? Naw! Woss is another thread to himself - the Ranker that he is!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted October 22, 2004 Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 Indeed Ching- now an evening wie any from 3 to 5 would be pleasant- even if only for dinner But for the reasons mentioned they do cause a turn off in the other fashion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quikstu Posted October 22, 2004 Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 (edited) Linda Barker ?? oops! Correct, thats what I meant, can't even bring myself to say her name! Edited October 22, 2004 by quikstu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chingford Posted October 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 an evening wie any from 3 to 5 would be pleasant- even if only for dinner Hardly enough meat on any of them for a cooked breakfast - so it would be a disappointing dinner.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbuddie346 Posted October 30, 2004 Report Share Posted October 30, 2004 1 Sonia from EASTENDERS 2 Sonia from EASTENDERS 3 Sonia from EASTENDERS 4 Sonia from EASTENDERS 5 Sonia from EASTENDERS Shes a fat annoying pain in the arse with a voice that does my nut right in!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ST SID Posted November 1, 2004 Report Share Posted November 1, 2004 You fannies don't half watch some pish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chingford Posted November 1, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2004 You fannies don't half watch some pish. Bear in mind that we are all prone to watching the Buddies, are you sure you meant to say that...?!?!? (Is this the closet Old Scum fan coming out...? ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Lees Posted November 23, 2004 Report Share Posted November 23, 2004 1 Sonia from EASTENDERS2 Sonia from EASTENDERS 3 Sonia from EASTENDERS 4 Sonia from EASTENDERS 5 Sonia from EASTENDERS Shes a fat annoying pain in the arse with a voice that does my nut right in!!!! Somebody said that that bloke on that annoying pish record by The Streets ("Dry Your Eyes, Mate"......) sounds exactly like Sonia off Eastenders. True ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted November 24, 2004 Report Share Posted November 24, 2004 (edited) What about Bonnie Langford Surely some sort of wind up with her Christian name Edited November 24, 2004 by HSS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DongaTon Posted November 24, 2004 Report Share Posted November 24, 2004 Did ye see them on Friday Night with Jonathan Woss? Fuxake the English was didny like Wossy at all... I saw that...the old boot. The wee one was almost creaming her knickers over him, the fat big yin wanted to ram her feather duster down his throat then up his arse by the look of it, while beating him to death with a hoover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DongaTon Posted November 24, 2004 Report Share Posted November 24, 2004 Not strictly an actress, not strictly a singer either, but I hate, HATE that fat hound Michelle McManus with a passion. Sorry hen. DONT smile, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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