Reidy1987 Posted November 28, 2004 Report Share Posted November 28, 2004 1. "You were only meant to blow the bloody doors off" 2. "We're going to have to get a bigger boat" 3. "I am not a number, I am a free man" 4. "Gizza job" 5. "You lookin at me?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted November 29, 2004 Report Share Posted November 29, 2004 1. "being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk? " 2."No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben." 3. "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine." 4."I love the smell of napalm in the morning. " 5."If you were in it, you knew all about it. You knew how to keep watch on filthy nights, and how to go without sleep; how to bury the dead, and how to die without wasting anyone's time. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted November 29, 2004 Report Share Posted November 29, 2004 1. What's your name? Mcf**k?! 2. Aw Gregory you're worse than ma dad, an' he's old, at least he's got an excuse for bein' a p***k. 3. It was bollocks. 4. Why don't you take your apologies and work them sideways up your jacksies? 5. Non. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted November 29, 2004 Report Share Posted November 29, 2004 3, 4, and 5 have me baffled. Help ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted November 29, 2004 Report Share Posted November 29, 2004 3. Watch Blackadder a wee bit more. 4. I'll see if anyone else knows it. 5. Silent Movie by Mel Brooks. The only speaking part is Marcel Marceau and that's all he says. Now THAT'S f**king comedy genius! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chingford Posted November 29, 2004 Report Share Posted November 29, 2004 3, 4, and 5 have me baffled. Help ! Number 5 is a brilliant suggestion, HHiBSS! Clue for McB: It's not only the top line of dialogue in that movie... it's also... ? Check your Number 2! (oooh er... missus...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chingford Posted November 29, 2004 Report Share Posted November 29, 2004 You should have made him work harder, HHiBSS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted November 29, 2004 Report Share Posted November 29, 2004 Hmmm. Perhaps I should. Anyway, he's stumped for number 4. As are most, I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sandman Posted November 29, 2004 Report Share Posted November 29, 2004 Here's a play what I wrote......... What a bottomer.......... Get down, Shep........... Lemon Curry.............. You want your spanking now..........? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted November 29, 2004 Report Share Posted November 29, 2004 Ah yes- the brilliant plan in Bladder 4 which had only one flaw- it was bollocks Silent movie- migod it's yoinks since I've seen it. Still think that the 15 schnitzengruben was a better line from a Mel Brooks' film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted November 29, 2004 Report Share Posted November 29, 2004 (edited) Here's a play what I wrote......... Surely- like what I wrote? Or were both used? Edited November 29, 2004 by Tom McB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reidy1987 Posted November 29, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2004 Surely- like what I wrote?Or were both used? I thought it was a play wot I wrote... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorizaar Posted November 30, 2004 Report Share Posted November 30, 2004 (edited) How's about this one? "Who's that?". "It's Mixu, Mixu Paatelainen" Edited November 30, 2004 by Thorizaar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DongaTon Posted December 1, 2004 Report Share Posted December 1, 2004 'THAT'S OUR HITLER!!!!" Still makes me piss myself laughin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bud the Baker Posted December 1, 2004 Report Share Posted December 1, 2004 DongaTon undefinedStill makes me piss myself laughin That would explain your destinctive aroma! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted December 1, 2004 Report Share Posted December 1, 2004 HHiBSS- No 4. A line from boys from the Blackstuff? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted December 2, 2004 Report Share Posted December 2, 2004 And as for good lines can I go for a sixth? "Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DongaTon Posted December 3, 2004 Report Share Posted December 3, 2004 Top five lines? Surely a topic for Barry Lavety? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DongaTon Posted December 3, 2004 Report Share Posted December 3, 2004 Ah yes- the brilliant plan in Bladder 4 which had only one flaw- it was bollocks Silent movie- migod it's yoinks since I've seen it. Still think that the 15 schnitzengruben was a better line from a Mel Brooks' film. As I say, the best line from a Mel Brooks film is "THAT'S OUR HITLER!" closely followed by; "Well that's the end of this suit!" Classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LSD Posted December 3, 2004 Report Share Posted December 3, 2004 1. You can take that mail and that frankin machine and you can shove em right up your arse... 2. doh! 3. Every time I learn something new its pushes the old stuff outta my head... 4. Sulphate (mmmm ) 5. Say 'ello to my little friend... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted December 9, 2004 Report Share Posted December 9, 2004 My number 4 is from a film called Living Apart Together. BA Robertson plays the part of a Glasgow singer/songwriter (method acting, eh?) and he arrives outside this building where there's a couple of guys up on the scaffolding. They start slagging him off telling him he's a s***e songwriter. They then say they're sorry and ask him to think up a refrain on the spot. To the tune of O Sole Mio Mr. R comes out with that line. A fine put down I've used a few times over the years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted December 9, 2004 Report Share Posted December 9, 2004 (edited) Some more:- 1. You're f*cking NICKED, me little beauty! 2. You took your time, ya b*****d 3. Sorry about the "up yours, nigger!" comment the other day. 4. She got her sight back and all of a sudden the ugliest man in Glasgow wisnae good enough for her! 5. Their centre-forward wears specs! And a special mention goes to my signature. Which is from an inferior release of a great film, according to loads of people on here. Edited December 9, 2004 by Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted December 9, 2004 Report Share Posted December 9, 2004 Once again Mel makes it into the list And Joe Orton And the Pythons 4 and 5 have me, though a small voice thinks that 5 might be Gregory's Girl- but that might be the lack of alcohol speaking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Lees Posted December 9, 2004 Report Share Posted December 9, 2004 "GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN !!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bud the Baker Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Tom, I'm surprised!!!!! 4. She got her sight back and all of a sudden the ugliest man in Glasgow wisnae good enough for her! Groundskeeper Willie - The Sherrie Bobbins episode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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