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MAKE YOU GUESS WHAT IS UPSETTING THEM

DRIVE CARS

SAY 'OH YOU CHOOSE I'M HAPPY WITH ANYTHING' AND THEN LET YOU KNOW IN THAT OH SO SUBTLE WAY THAT THEY THINK IT'S A CRAP CHOICE

CHOOSE 'CHICK FLICKS ' WHEN YOU GO TO THE PICTURES

NEVER DO THE DISHES - OR IS THAT JUST THE ONE I'VE GOT?

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Question how you spend your cash...........

Have parents that visit..................

Have sisters that visit.................

Don't come and collect you when you're pished.............

Think the Bigot brothers interest you............................

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Expect you to watch the brats when they go out...........

Expect you to cut the grass.............

Want you to get the 12 binbags of empties out of the loft/shed/garage..........

Question the price of Sky Sports..................

Forget to wake you for Football First...................

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Come and collect you when you're pished (but not at your request).........................

Bitch..................

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The bitch will put me out of buisness :(

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  • 2 weeks later...

1 Nag about you spending time on Internet football forums

2 Nag about going to see the football

3 Questioning why watching the Premiership on a Saturday night is better then sex with her

4 Forgetting that administration of the oral/groin interface thang was why I married her

5 Insisting that I remember on an annual basis the day we got married

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