Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 We all know football fans can and will be extremely sick and twisted with their humour. Indeed, many revel in this as it proves they'll do anything to support the team to the extent of disturbing the opposition so much. Or just plain winding up the opposition fans. So here's a few from over the years. Let me state right now: yes I have - shamefully - chanted some of these, however I don't think I'm alone in this one. 1. (Tom Hark tune) - Tommy Burns, so does Doyle. Sung to Sellik fans after the Johnny D was electrocuted. It somewhat annoyed them. 2. Michael Fagan caught VD. Sung to Blue Bigots. The bloke in question broke in to Buck House and sat on the edge of Lizzy's bed before being huckled. It started off that he had shagged Her Maj then mutated from there. 3. (I'm H A P P Y tune) - You're HIV HA HA! Sung to any fans from Edinburgh in the late 80s/early 90s as Auld Reekie was the AIDS capital of Europe. 4. You're gaunnae die of AIDS - see number 3. 5. SSSSSSSSS- chanted to Dungfermline fans circa 1996. Norrie McCathie had just died from carbon monoxide poisoning. I haven't a clue what it meant.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest murdy Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 1. The mcGraw song(you'll never walk again) 2. we've got ludo-he's a darkie......johnny Doyles no' a sparky 3. the norrie mccathie escaping gas 'sssssssssssss' 4. theres only one norrie(when mr mcwhirter was in the team v dumbfermline) 5. alex totten,child molestor,all the kiddies call him uncle fester and when the bell rings you hear the kids sing,could you go another mare bar uncle fester (to the great escape tune) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rank Badjin Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 I've said it before and I'll say it again: To the tune of 'It's my party' ... "It's my attic and I'll fry if I want to" for the Johnny Doyle electrocution incident. and When ex Saint Bobby McKean (then ***) died in his car from carbon monoxide poisoning - To the tune of 'Chirpy, chirpy, cheep, cheep' ... "Where's your Bobby gone, left his engine on" Disclaimer: This post in no way endorses the singing of such songs and should not be taken as a recommendation to do so. The information is provided as a public service. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bernard albrecht Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 Come on over to my place Hey you you've got the virus You've got Aids and hepatitis As sung by a few people on here on the train to Easter Road and indeed inside Easter Road at the cup game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houston_bud Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 'we have yardley, we have ludo, allan mcgraw is shite at judo' is one of the worst. tho it did (shamefully) raise a smile the first time i heard it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorizaar Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 I can't remember whose fans it was, perhaps Kilmarnock or Dundee, but surely nothing will ever surpass their chant to Tommy Coyne in terms of sickness? "Tommy, Tommy, where's your wife?" a fortnight after his wife had died from cancer if I remember correctly! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Lees Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 (edited) I can't remember whose fans it was, perhaps Kilmarnock or Dundee, but surely nothing will ever surpass their chant to Tommy Coyne in terms of sickness?"Tommy, Tommy, where's your wife?" a fortnight after his wife had died from cancer if I remember correctly! 177443[/snapback] Jeez, the sick, sicko bastards . That's almost unbelievable. But somehow strangely amusing. Do I need therapy ? Edited June 16, 2005 by Bill Lees 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbie Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Come on over to my place Hey you you've got the virus You've got Aids and hepatitis As sung by a few people on here on the train to Easter Road and indeed inside Easter Road at the cup game. 177390[/snapback] And at the Tennent's Sixes! Quality. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facepainter87 Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 'we have yardley, we have ludo, allan mcgraw is shite at judo' is one of the worst.tho it did (shamefully) raise a smile the first time i heard it 177442[/snapback] updated version is "we've got Hinchy & we've got Mixu Alan McGraw's shite at Ju Jitsu" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampreni Posted June 21, 2005 Report Share Posted June 21, 2005 At Fir Park, saints fans sang "Thompson (Billy) for Scotland" after making a great. Then sang "Wilson (Paul) for India!!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintdailly Posted June 22, 2005 Report Share Posted June 22, 2005 worst i heard was a variation of the Norrie McCathie song, to the sound of "chirpy chirpy cheep cheep" - where's yer norrie gone, left the gas fire on" I admit i did have a wry smile but was only a pup then! Portsmouth apparently have a song about raping and pillagin' the virgins of southampton - i think it reflects the time it was a thriving port, were these things happen, maybe..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sandman Posted June 22, 2005 Report Share Posted June 22, 2005 In the 'oldé' days when there was a chant along the lines of, 'I'd rather be a non caucasian that a H*n/T*m/Sheep etc' one of the well known Ferguslie Park Cardonas (Davie, I believe) was known to sing along with it..................... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whosyirdaddy Posted June 22, 2005 Report Share Posted June 22, 2005 5. SSSSSSSSS- chanted to Dungfermline fans circa 1996. Norrie McCathie had just died from carbon monoxide poisoning. I haven't a clue what it meant.... 177338[/snapback] WOW.... That created the biggest rage Ive ever seen in any football fans face.... They fecking hate us for that one.... Even with the lighters in the air Including turning our backs to the stand and shouting Norrie Norrie Geese A Wave .... The cemetry behind the stand.... Think St Mirren even appologiesed on behalf our our fans behavious 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whosyirdaddy Posted June 22, 2005 Report Share Posted June 22, 2005 In the 'oldé' days when there was a chant along the lines of, 'I'd rather be a non caucasian that a H*n/T*m/Sheep etc' one of the well known Ferguslie Park Cardonas (Davie, I believe) was known to sing along with it..................... 178010[/snapback] Top man .... Sure hes deed now... God bless wee dozy's soul 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbie Posted June 23, 2005 Report Share Posted June 23, 2005 Not exactly sick but not exactly PC either, I seem to recall the ***'s being subjected to "I'd rather wear a turban than a sash" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sandman Posted June 23, 2005 Report Share Posted June 23, 2005 WOW.... That created the biggest rage Ive ever seen in any football fans face.... They fecking hate us for that one.... Even with the lighters in the air Including turning our backs to the stand and shouting Norrie Norrie Geese A Wave .... The cemetry behind the stand.... Think St Mirren even appologiesed on behalf our our fans behavious 178016[/snapback] The fact that the ex-player was on an 'away fixture' when this occured was pushed into the background a tad......................... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skodasaint Posted June 23, 2005 Report Share Posted June 23, 2005 Top man .... Sure hes deed now... God bless wee dozy's soul 178019[/snapback] are you sure it was'nt gibby cadona ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facepainter87 Posted June 23, 2005 Report Share Posted June 23, 2005 The fact that the ex-player was on an 'away fixture' when this occured was pushed into the background a tad......................... 178102[/snapback] Wasn't he knobbing the Chairman's daughter? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted June 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Whilst married, I believe. Maybe that's karma, but our gloating is definitely schardenfreude. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chingford Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 our gloating is definitely schardenfreude. 178150[/snapback] I think that it's more definitely - 'schadenfreude'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sandman Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 I think that it's more definitely - 'schadenfreude'. 178162[/snapback] That word makes me think 'Pitlochry' for some reason.................................. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facepainter87 Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Whilst married, I believe. Maybe that's karma, but our gloating is definitely schardenfreude. 178150[/snapback] That's what Bongo meant by an "away fixture" (23 June @ 20.29) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elvira Posted June 25, 2005 Report Share Posted June 25, 2005 (edited) Schandefreude i believe! its ma burfday so i dont give a f**k!!!!!! so whatever! Edited June 25, 2005 by elvira 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest murdy Posted June 25, 2005 Report Share Posted June 25, 2005 happy birthday,elvira 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chingford Posted June 25, 2005 Report Share Posted June 25, 2005 happy birthday,elvira 178206[/snapback] How many threads is that, now, Murdy? Ye know ye can get done for virtual stalking...? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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