Guest MK Don Posted July 12, 2005 Report Share Posted July 12, 2005 1. Clive Woodward, He made a right cùnt of the lions tour and still maintains it was a successful tour, Alistair Campbell has to also take a lot of crticism for media manipulation. 2. Will Carling: Bumface just for being Bumface 3. Alan Hansen: Caught more than once saying "we" whilst analysing england games. 4. Jimmy Hill: I'll Never forget being at wembley and singing "we hate jimmy hill he's a poof" along with 80,000 scottish fans. 5. Clive Tyldsley: Like thrush, an annoying irritating cùnt for his 1966 references Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
windae cleaner Posted July 12, 2005 Report Share Posted July 12, 2005 1. Clive Woodward, He made a right cùnt of the lions tour and still maintains it was a successful tour, Alistair Campbell has to also take a lot of crticism for media manipulation.2. Will Carling: Bumface just for being Bumface 3. Alan Hansen: Caught more than once saying "we" whilst analysing england games. 4. Jimmy Hill: I'll Never forget being at wembley and singing "we hate jimmy hill he's a poof" along with 80,000 scottish fans. 5. Clive Tyldsley: Like thrush, an annoying irritating cùnt for his 1966 references 179645[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
windae cleaner Posted July 12, 2005 Report Share Posted July 12, 2005 1. IAN WRIGHT, Acts like a wee wean when england gets beat. Sits there with a petted lip. GROW UP. 2. BRIAN MOORE: Rugby fud, same as Ian Wright. 3. GAZZA: Just a ned in the public eye. 4. MOTTY: The B.B.C. is meant to serve the whole of the U.K. 5. CLIVE TYLDSLEY: Same as MOTTY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidg Posted July 12, 2005 Report Share Posted July 12, 2005 it's so hard to choose 5 from 30 million Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ped Posted July 12, 2005 Report Share Posted July 12, 2005 1. CLIVE WOODWARD - ARROGANT TOSSER. 2. IAN BOTHAM 3. WILL CARLING ' WEE FAT TIT ' 4. STEVE RYDER - FOR ALL THE TIMES HE HAS REFFERED TO ENGLISH ATHLETES AS ENGLISH AND SCOTTISH ATHLETES AS BRITISH ( EXCEPT WHEN WE ARE LOSING ) W*NKER !!! 5. ALL THE OTHER ENGLISH COMMENTATORS CHARGED AS GUILTY WITH REFERENCE TO THE ABOVEMENTIONED POINT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorizaar Posted July 13, 2005 Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 1. Clive Woodward - just when you thought people couldn't get anymore arrogant..... 2. Geoffrey Boycott. 3. Barry Davies - always arrogant and then "retires" from football commentating because he wasn't getting enough "big" games!! Also manages to make watching women's tennis even worse than it actually is!! 4. Shane Ritchie - just has that typical celebrity "I'm great" personna about him more than anyone else. 5. Jack McConnell - yep, not English but more than deserves an honourary nomination just because we'd all be putting him at number 1 if the drivel that came out his mouth was about England!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ped Posted July 13, 2005 Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 1. Clive Woodward - just when you thought people couldn't get anymore arrogant.....2. Geoffrey Boycott. 3. Barry Davies - always arrogant and then "retires" from football commentating because he wasn't getting enough "big" games!! Also manages to make watching women's tennis even worse than it actually is!! 4. Shane Ritchie - just has that typical celebrity "I'm great" personna about him more than anyone else. 5. Jack McConnell - yep, not English but more than deserves an honourary nomination just because we'd all be putting him at number 1 if the drivel that came out his mouth was about England!! 179811[/snapback] COME COME THORIZAAR YOU CANT INCLUDE POOR OLD JACK IN THIS POLL FOR THE SOUTHERN SHANDY DRINKING PUFFTIES ! YOU'LL HAVE TO START A NEW POLL FOR MINCER MP'S LOL I AGREE ABOUT BOYCOTT THOUGH I'D FORGOTTON ALL ABOUT THAT BALDY BAST*RD !! - WIFE BEATING TIT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted July 13, 2005 Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 Aye, his excuse that she had two black eyes was that she tripped and went face first onto the floor. What, was it a rubber carpet or something, Geoff? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madmitch Posted July 13, 2005 Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 1 Mark Lawrenson total wanker who loves himself and talks shite 2 Simon Cowell - oh for a can of petrol and a lighter 3 Will Carling. I am a celebrity, I can play away and the gutter press won't find out - total tosser 4 Sebastian Coe - would never tire of skelping "Tory boy's face" 5 Chris Evans see above about never tiring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest melnisgarten1508 Posted July 25, 2005 Report Share Posted July 25, 2005 1. Maggie Thatcher - Do I really need to tell you why? 2. Tony Blair - Smarmy faced wee weasel that gives me the boak. 3. Kevin Keegan - I loathed that man in the 70's and also the guy who banjoed him with the baseball bat for not doing the job properly. 4. David Beckham - Can't stand his whiny wee girl voice. Got a pus you could slap with a axe! 5. Bobby Moore - sticky fingered former captain for being a complete a**e. Every time I see that photo of him with the Jules Rimet trophy I want to kick the telly screen in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glittersnood Posted July 25, 2005 Report Share Posted July 25, 2005 1. Gary Neville 2. Gary Neville 3. Gary Neville 4. Gary Neville 5. Neville Neville(Gary's Dad) for not having the good sense to practice safe sex! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ton2Midden0 Posted July 25, 2005 Report Share Posted July 25, 2005 Jimmy Hill - Weapon Alan Hansen - Never heard him talk about the Scottish national team ! John Motson - Why do they broadcast this tool on BBC Scotland? Anybody to do with the Monarchy - Total waste of space all of them Tyldesly - Makes you think the 1966 World Cup is the only thing thats ever happened in the world ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Yoda Posted July 26, 2005 Report Share Posted July 26, 2005 In no particular order, 1. Stuart Pearce - cock 2. Graham Norton - cock 3. Paul Ince - cock 4. Ian Wright - cock 5. Robbie Williams - cock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted July 26, 2005 Report Share Posted July 26, 2005 2. Graham Norton - cock 182209[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartmunn Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 In no particular order,1. Stuart Pearce - cock 2. Graham Norton - cock 3. Paul Ince - cock 4. Ian Wright - cock 5. Robbie Williams - cock 182209[/snapback] Graham Norton is Irish ... surely... 1) Paxman 2) Noel Edmonds 3) Richard Branson 4) Tony Blair 5) Frank Skinner 2 and 3 may well be the same person! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bud the Baker Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 4) Tony Blair 185282[/snapback] Born in Edinburgh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rothesay Saint Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 I haven't heard any one been called a weapon for ages. 1. Thatcher 2. Bernard Ingham 3. Noel Edmonds 4. Jim Davidson 5. Jenson Button. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampreni Posted August 11, 2005 Report Share Posted August 11, 2005 1. Cliff Richard 2. Maggie Thatcher 3. Barry Davies 4. David Seaman 5. William Hague Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DongaTon Posted August 11, 2005 Report Share Posted August 11, 2005 Don't know if anyone has mentioned him, but Stuart Pearce! I hate that c**t! Will Carling too, c**t. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DongaTon Posted August 11, 2005 Report Share Posted August 11, 2005 182211[/snapback] Graham Norton!?!??! Get that man a Father TEd video PRONTO! Or perhaps.....LISTEN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reidy1987 Posted August 11, 2005 Report Share Posted August 11, 2005 1. Emlyn Hughes. Twat. 2. Desmond Lynham. Yes I know he's Irish but you wouldn't know it to listen to him. Twat. 3. Chris Evans. Ginger twat. 4. Angus Deayton. Smug twat. 5. Ian Hislop. Even smugger twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chingford Posted August 11, 2005 Report Share Posted August 11, 2005 2. Desmond Lynham. Yes I know he's Irish but you wouldn't know it to listen to him. Twat.. . . . . . 4. Angus Deayton. Smug twat. 5. Ian Hislop. Even smugger twat. 185564[/snapback] I didn't know about Lynam... but Deayton and Hislop - at least part-Jocks... Oops? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reidy1987 Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 I didn't know about Lynam...but Deayton and Hislop - at least part-Jocks... Oops? 185624[/snapback] Are they? They still fall into the smug English twat category as far as I'm concerned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Lees Posted August 13, 2005 Report Share Posted August 13, 2005 Isn't Emlyn Hughes Broon Breid ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloomsbury Bud Posted August 13, 2005 Report Share Posted August 13, 2005 Mick Hucknall Nick Griffin Cliff Richard Jim Davidson Nigel Dempster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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