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Top 5 Things You've Never Felt The Need For


Bill Lees

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Winding down my windaes in a pishy souped up motor to blare out cheesy techno and pretend your a hard man!

Ian "f**cking W**ker" McCall

Bigotry

Australian soap operas (the british ones are ok though....)

P.S - ipods are not that great an invention, MP3 players are good, ipods are just an over priced, wankier version.

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1. Camera phones - get that thing out of my face ! <_<

2. Reality TV - enough is enough ! :huh:

3. Formula one racing - well past it's sell by date. :(

4. Automated phone services - f*ck it i want to speak to a person , a scottish person if possible please, no i will not press f*ckin 5 ! <_<

5. Speed Cameras - i believe they may cause more accidents than they prevent, and are a convienient way for the Fiscal to raise cash from the innocent motorist. :angry:

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P.S - ipods are not that great an invention, MP3 players are good, ipods are just an over priced, wankier version.

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Yep, it would seem that one of the big selling points and advantages of an ipod is that it doesn't jump when you're jogging!!!! How, er, useful!!!! :blink:

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1 texting by mobile phone (if you need to communicate for feck sake speak)

2 using text-speak on B&W forum

3 automated phone services (like ped qouted above)

4 telephone answer machine with stupid personalised message

5 generalising hatred of people ie all english, all americans etc...

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right you have made your point you, you are starting to become boring loner boy

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A double vented suit jacket...............

Any 'Hy-tec' sportswear............

Burberry...................

Anything to do with Ph*l C*ll*ns.............

Butter Beans.......................

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In keeping with recent trends Bongo I think you'll find that that would be " Hi-Tec"! :P

Got a soft spot for the old double vents as my old man was a big fan of the Kinks.

Burberry should be Illegal. :angry: If you want to wear something with checks then why for fuxake don't people wear Tartan? At least you would be being a little patriotic.

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In keeping with recent trends Bongo I think you'll find that that would be " Hi-Tec"! :P

Got a soft spot for the old double vents as my old man was a big fan of the Kinks.

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Was it ever Hy..................?

Okay, double vents longer than 5''....................................

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  • 2 weeks later...

Never felt the need for

1. Mobile phones with cameras :huh:

2. A great big 4X4 ( even when i lived in the country) <_<

3. Any motorcycle over 1100cc ( the Triumph Rocket has a 2300cc engine !! what is that all about eh ?) :blink:

4. the 'X' factor on telly - utter pish :angry:

5. Bungy jumping / sky diving / other 'xtreem' sports dude ! ( news flash ... this just in !! - it's DANGEROUS!!) :o

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