Guni's Gonna Get Ya

Top TV ad slogans 1, The Bawbags are on me 2, Probably the best bawbag in the world. 3, You know when you've been bawbagged 4, What's in your bawbag? 5, Calm down dear, It's only a bawbag!

1, Eddie Malone (hoping he can help provide a bit of dig and drive we've been lacking) 2, Vincenzo Montella (How the heck did Coleman persuade him to go to Fulham) 3, Shaun Maloney (Scottish Player of the Year for £1M, fair play to Villa) 4, Julius Aghahowa (Can't wait to see his somersault routine when he scores) 5, John Carew (Swap deal with Baros. i think Villa won a watch on that one) Incidentally, this 'transfer' on the BBC site amused me: Giovanni Torre [Portsmouth - Bournemouth] Work experience

1, Andy 'f*ckin' Walker 2, Hugh 'f*ckin' Keevins 3, Graham 'f*ckin' Spiers 4, Ian 'f*ckin' McCall 5, Gerry 'f*ckin' McNee That is all!!!

Thank you sir!!! As the eejit who started the thread in the first place, It's nice to see that most of the guys on the site got the joke!!!! For any1 who is offended by the mere mention of the the manky mob up the road, please rest assured I have learned my lesson and I will NEVER EVER do it again

5, Couldn't grasp basic ned speak, making communication with two thirds of the Rangers squad impossible. 4, Two thirds of the Rangers squad have no grasp of basic English, making communication with PLG impossible. 3, It was all a misunderstanding. When told he was being offered the Rangers job, he naturally thought it was the BIG team named Rangers... BERWICK!! 2, He cannae manage for toffee!! AND FINALLY... 1, Coco cuts in on the left, takes it past three Rangers players, He cuts it back to Richard Brittain... GOOOO-OOOO-OOOAAAAA-AAAAALLLLL!!!!!