Lorraine Kelly
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sigh , suppose in the old days voluptuous or should that be voluminous was considered a thing of beauty . Very surprsied that CC, an obvious lover of large amounts of lardness , did not post a picture of 'mumsy and pumpable ' Lorraine K, she's a bit beefy n aw !
Cuddly aye, Mumsy aye, Pumpable definately!
Beefy? Naw.
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I'm having Chingford's babies.
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I have often thought you might be a tranny Lorraine or is that Lawrence
Judging by the matted mess that is your growler, you could easily have a cheeky wee tadger tucked away in that rainforest of a gusset. 
Rumbled, don't tell Chingford though, it would ruin his weekend.
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1. Lorraine Kelly.
Away f**k yourself.
And I am still on TV, Sid. Not just a f**king TV like yourself. Cos unlike you I am still no f**king bad at 44.
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Can see why your knowledge is limited in that area.
Irritating people populate morning TV:
1. Eamonn "Mancy Munich Oirish Scumbag" Holmes
2. Philip "Gopher up the rectum" Schofield
3. Matthew "w@nk" Wright
4. Kate "windae licker / sticker" Silverton
5. Matthew "creepy b'st'rt" Kelly (they are letting that shady f'k'r loose on the childrens wards now.
) Thank f**k I'm no oan that list.
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I'm afraid that a recent favourite birthday girl has now gone beyond the borders of borderline!
Did anyone see the state of Lorainne Kelly after she crossed the line on London Marathon? Very symbolic, that!
She looked as if it were her 100th birthday - which would surely be impossible?
It is f**king impossible, the wee date thing only goes back as far as 1905.
What the f**k do you mean by saying the "state I was in" that wisnae just vodka in them wee bottles I was sookin on.
You're the one who has "crossed the line"
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f**king right I would, show me a girl who doesn't.