[Five Typically Paisley Expressions]

On 10/15/2003 at 7:30 PM, Reidy1987 said:

 

 

 

 

5. Aye, Greenock's a really nice place.

OK, I was joking about number 5.

Hoodoo bet you got chibbed one day aff a lassie selling warm Bridies out her muck chute ?

Scared the go back in case ye get a clabby-doo rammed up your Japanitis?

The only original saying was the one about the Cart.

Heard the rest funking YONKS ago. Was banging a hoor that had most of them tatooed on her shaven vulvatic dome and left RawBeefSpam flap(thats the  wrinkled meat door ).....Same side/Same hand Arabs punch their Mrs with.

Paisley. Don't tell me about that shitbstrip..

Echoandth  Ebunnymen