jimdickloyal
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Im not, ive got the Telly on just now.....an album would prevent me from hearing the quality programing that channel 4 has to offer......
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Saving Private Ryan
Black Hawk Down
Platoon
Cold Mountain
Bridge over the River Kwai
I thought Saving private Ryan had great scenes but they didnt have to deviate from the real story to make a great film. For that reason I preferred the remake, Shaving Ryans Privates!
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1) Band of Brothers (I know a series but the best damned war thingmae ever)
2) We were Soldiers (the book is called we were soldiers once and young, well worth a read)
3) Full metal jacket
4) Bridge over the river Kwai
5) Gallipoli (probably not spelt correctly but very good, even better when you consider that it is historically accurate)
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1) Celtic
2) Paddy's Market
3) Rangers
4) The Scummy junkies that try ant tap money from you
5) The scummy junkies that try and tap a fag (a cigarette not a mincing gay) from you
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1) Toyota MR2 Roadster, softop (I just bought one)
2) Citreon Saxo Vts (that was my last car)
3) Citreon Saxo Vtr (that was the car before the last car)
4) Vauxhall Nova 1.0 litre (that was the car, before the last car, that was before the last car)
5) Renault 5 (That was the car, before the last car. that was before the last car. before the last car)
Im glad this isnt a top ten!
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Oh, sorry, my mistake. I reckoned it was a St. Mirren website where we discuss, believe it or not, St. Mirren. Sorry, Svensen, you go right ahead and start talking about a team from up the road that is in a major way responsible for the state Scottish football is in right now. How silly of me to think that this is not a topic worthy of a Saints website. I shall now go and punch myself inthe face for being so stupid.
Dry your eyes, as you can see this is quite a popular thread giving Saints fans the chance to give their humorous verdict on PLG and the ****........go boil yer heid ya wean
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I got it yesterday
So did I, its good.....cant manage St Mirren though....go in too nuch of a huff if/when we get beat!
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It is quite funny.
Bit it IS only a joke, you know...
Yeah I know but it is quite funny, somebody in work told me about it so I had to try it!
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Many moons ago Saints travelled to the hell hole that was Boghead in Dumbarton.
It was the usual -15 degrees and the game was horrific.
Ex-Saint Chic Charnley was playing for the Sons and was over taking a corner. I was no more than 2 yards away from the fat ginger bassa. I decided to tell him he was past it and was over the hill.
So I screamed into his ear "Oi Charnley you're over the heap!!!"
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He burst out laughing and said "whit the feck does that mean"
My reponse was the warm everyone up with my huge beamer.
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Hurt by Johnny Cash.....this thread is boring now
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Ive just typed in "French Military Victories" on Google and it cannae find anything! anyone got any other similiar findings?
I found that quite funny!
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Yeah, would do her anaw!
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1) Debbie does Dallas (see below)
2) Deep Throat (See below)
3) The Devil in Miss Jones (see below)
That'll do...pervs
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More.....
1) Grotbags (big fat geen witch)
2) Trapdoor (whats in the Trapdoor, trapdoor)
3) Rent a ghost (that was great)
4) Button Moon (we're off to Button moon with Mr Spoon, Tina T Spoon was a babe)
5) Raw Hide (was on every sunday, shortly after the waltons ((see above)) and featured a young Clint Eastwood)
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Thought of more
1) Sport Billy (used to carry about a bag and sort out folks problems with sporting equipment)
2) The cities of Gold (animated thingmae, someone found a lost city, sort of Tomb Raider gets terrorised by Inca's)
3) The Smurfs (class)
4) Brainiac (not a cult show yet but will be if Richard Hammond doesnae get better)
5) Rainbow (up above the streets and houses)
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1) CHiPS (1980's California Highway Patrol with Ponch and Baker, pure class)
2) TJ Hooker (He could throw his baton at bad guys and trip them up)
3) The Waltons (used to be on a Sunday morning throughout my late teens and early twenties....best hangover cure in the world)
4) The A Team (I love it when a plan comes together, you crazy fool and suchlike)
5) The littlest Hobo (you cant not like this, best song ever)
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I would, then I would brag about it!
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Get rid of this.......
Get this wee wee shifted!
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Fanny....!
Who wrote that? sounds good, is it scratch and sniff?
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Just back from holiday there and I read
Unscathed by Major Phil Ashby
bloody great book
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A few years back I was in Tenerife with my best mate.
After the usual drunken night, falling back to the apartment around 08:00 hrs, I slept until mid morning deciding to make my way to the Pool to finish my sleep (and get a tan), thus leaving my friend alone and asleep in the apartment.
After a couple of hours I gave up on the idea and returned to the apartment, only to find my mate pulling the head off of it furiously with his eyes closed. I slowly backed out of the apartment, re-entering a few seconds later having made lots of noise so that he wouldnt know that I had caught him.
I kept my secret for the rest of that day, however that evening we were in Linekers bar and I was in the toilet having a pee pee. Just at that moment the DJ appeared beside me using the adjacent urinal and he struck up a conversation. Being drunk I decided to relay my earlier findings before returning to the bar and resumed my drinking/letching.
The DJ returned to his station and made the following announcement "Do we have a Mr N*** ****** in da house. My mate shouts "thats me" and in front of a packed pub the DJ gets him to take to the stage. Once on the stage, with the whole pub paying attention, the DJ announces "Your mate caught you wanking today in the Alexander apartments".
Ach it still makes me laugh anyway!
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Spunkbucket
Jizz monkey
Whores handbag
ladyboys crotch
slack fannied bint
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Surely your username qualifies as number 4.
Yes because Rothesay saint is really imaginative
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I'm defo a girl
A scouse girl too and i fancied my boyfriend because he has a lovely scottish accent!!
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Bit Torrent
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a what? dont you just click on "download" and it does it?