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Wonderful forum, full of the truth, moderated by living on the edge types who respect other people's opinions and like to encourage banter between members. I need teepee for my bunghole........................

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O'Neills...................

[Old Grammarians]

Faggots.................

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Just had chicken pakora from the Ajuba in Elderslie.

Best CP I've ever had

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One of your first ever sober..................................?

[Top Five Items For Howking The Wax From Your Ears]

1. A precision screwdriver, medium size.

2. A straightened out paper-clip.

3. The pocket clip on the cap of a biro.

4. A match-stick.

5. The ignition key for your car.

I'm suprised you didn't list a small boys penis...............

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Some of the unwashed in my work smell as if they've had a jobby curry with a side order of turd pakora most mornings.

And that's just their Gr**n*ck breath...........

[5 Top Rock Songs To Hump To...]

4 shots for you then!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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HSS Posted on Dec 31 2002, 05:13 PM

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QUOTE (InnoSaint @ Dec 31 2002, 04:13 PM)

Seph - Hooked on the JollyBuddies Bus for staring at willys

Staring at Willys what?  

Pelvic area!

[5 Tannoy Songs]

Like a Virgin : SN1F

Help : SMFC

Jolly Buddies : The Drinking Song

Jolly Buddies : I Wanna Get High

Gotta get Away : The H*n Shop

[5 Top Rock Songs To Hump To...]

SN1F, you should buy WWE Anthology, there is a track on it that lasts 5 seconds. It might come in handy if you ever get lucky.

[5 Top Rock Songs To Hump To...]

This was a f**ked up post. I pressed W and it posted for some reason???????????????

[5 Top Rock Songs To Hump To...]

HSS Posted on Dec 30 2002, 07:47 PM

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I would need a top 10  

Ramone's songs, they're nearly all less that 2 minutes long.

[5 Top Rock Songs To Hump To...]

Any Neil Peart Drum solo pleases the ladies.

[Top 5 Simpsons Episodes]

My Brats managed to open a 550 piece Simpsons cast jigsaw, which I believe may have been intended for Moi, in the back of the car, yesterday. Bits everywhere. They done me a favour. Jigsaws are a pointless waste of time, a bit like sandcastles and SN1F buying condoms.

[Top 5 Simpsons Episodes]

The best 2 are the one with the Ramones singing 'Happy Birthday' and the one with the cameo by Bret 'The Hitman' Hart.

[5 Songs That'll Stick In Your Head - Sid Style]

Sid means GUITAR chords Dave, not you struggling to hold down 2 bass strings, The true definition of chords involves 3 notes.

[5 Songs That'll Stick In Your Head - Sid Style]

I forgot 'There Ain't No Sanity Clause' by the Damned

[5 Songs That'll Stick In Your Head - Sid Style]

The guitarist from the Vibrators, John Ellis, has been replaced in the 5 piece Stranglers by the man from the Toy Dolls of Nellie the Elephant fame?????????

[5 Songs That'll Stick In Your Head - Sid Style]

The Vibrators were a top band, saw them at Satellite City above the Apollo and Knox at the Bungalow. We bevied into the small hours with him and got on the Guest List when he supported the UK Subs at Tiffanys, the next night. Pure Mania is proudly displayed 6 feet to the right of me as I type.

However I agree the Clash are No 1. I have over 60 Clash/Bad/Strummer CDs which cost a tad more than 2 euros. I got the Clash albums cds first on import before the British release at £15 a go , about 15 years ago. Rude Boy on video was £70 when it first came out in 81 .

Ian Hunter is a hero of mine also.

[5 Songs That'll Stick In Your Head - Sid Style]

NORTHBANK '77' STYLE

[5 Songs That'll Stick In Your Head - Sid Style]

Dancing with Myself, correctly credited to Gen X by Sid. A lot of the kids might think it's a Billy Idol solo number. A true punk supergroup for that song , Terry (Tory Crimes) Chimes of the Clash on drums, Sex Pistol Steve Jones on guitar and Idol and the genius Tony James on Bass.

A Heavy Heavy Dub, Punk Rockers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Top 5 Get-right-on-yer-tits Feckin Xmas Tunes]

It was a Mud connection , I MEANT THE KYLIE SONG BOUNCING IN YOUR NAPPER. Thanks to you I now have my hybrid remix of Can't Blue Xmas Monday Head Everbody, in my brain. With Les Gray doing a talkover at the end!!!!!!!!!!

[Top 5 Get-right-on-yer-tits Feckin Xmas Tunes]

or the depressing Lonely this Christmas (Mud)

I wouldn't slag Mud on here , mate!

The poofy one wrote the Kylie classic, 'Can't Get it Out of My Head'.

And funnily enough, anyone reading this now has that tune bouncing about their napper.

I'm not wrong am I ?

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Look at the guy in the main stand Row B seat 70, he's waving to us!!!!

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The strangest thing I ever heard at a Buds game was at the 1st leg of the Anglo Scottish Cup final, when an associate of ours, who granted, was a Tim , but came to a few of those games with us let out an almighty, COME ONE C*LL*C!!!!!!!!

Mick Haveron, what a twat!!!!!!!!!