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Dear Otto. Im the best bawbag that you have had the pleasure of meeting. Love you!!
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John that pub opens and shuts its doors like Otto changes his user name. In other words, all the time!!
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Anyway enough of this nonsense! My good friend Facepainter and my good self will be in attendance( as long as the plane can take off due to the fact that big Skoda and me are on the same plane
) Will be in the Crown Bar in Belfast on Saturday night for anyone who wants to buy us a pint! 
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I was told last night about Derek I was totally shocked and stunned. I had been with Derek down south a couple of times - Darlington and Wigan and we had a brilliant time. I will miss him in the Tile and his banter with me about being a fat lazy taxi driver!
Del I will miss you loads bud and hopefully wherever you are has a great pub selling Guiness and has a football team called St. Mirren. RIP Bud 
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1. Wee bástard
2. Big bástard
3. Fat bástard
4. Skinny bástard
5. Specky bastard
and a bonus
5. Baldy bástard.
1.not me
2.that`s me
3.that`s me
4.not me
5.that`s me
6.not quite me yet!
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1.Chef
2.Engineer in the Oil industry
3.Farmer
4.Bawless Bull
5.Taxi Driver
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i dont see the point of ring tones, i dont want my phone to ring long enough to listen to it!!!!!
Stop kidding yerself Gaz. Just admit it naebody phones you ya no-mates bassa!
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O'Neills................
They do serve some nice food Bill and the cold Guinness is excellent apart from that....... O`Neills!
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Wullie NSS is the biggest wanker on here. His words not mine.
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1. Tennent`s lager
2. Carling extra cold
3.Grolsch
4.Extra cold Guinness
5.Amstel
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Went to Park Mains High in Erskine with him and knew him a wee bit and he defo wasn`t a Saints fan because I knew all the Saints fans at that school and there wasn`t all that many unless he was in the closet ?......................
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My 5 shitty pubs are:
1.Wig and Pen
2.The Croft
3.The Inn Shot
4.The Hayweights
5.The Alamo
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What a load of bollox, we were the diddy's
Well said Wullie!
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What a load of bollox, we were the daddy's
What a load of sauce!
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So did we.Saft as shite they were.
If I remember rightly boys Stanely and Camphill used to merge together and go down to St Alreds and knock fcuk out of them.( except you of course Wullie!)
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So good Stevie they both don`t exist anymore ha ha ha!
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I`m afraid that I went to Stanely Green for about 6 months(1978) then my maw and paw decided to upsticks and move out into the countryside , ie: Erskine! and finished my schooling at the wonderful Park Mains High School. But my claim to fame is that I went to the best primary school in the entire universe.......LANGCRAIGS. We were so cool, we had our own school song. Everybody sing now "Langcraigs school grey gold and blue.........."
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1. Steak Bridies at East End
A man after my own heart. They are feckin brill. It`s the only decent thing in Dungvermin or as HHiBSS would say" Dirty Fifey Bassas!"
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My top 5 puppets are:
1. Zig
2. Zag
3. Animal (from the Muppets)
4.Spit the dog.
5.Cuddles the monkey (Orvilles pal!)
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Greig eh three words to you my good bud that you are: tongue in cheek
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Stevie, everyone knows that you lost your virginity in a close in deepest darkest Gallopinghill and we all sang about it in the Northbank letting the world know about it. Anyway as you well know Greig is still a VIRGIN and canny get a bird because Benny stole his in Italy 1990.
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Humble apologies William!
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I always knew a fellow perv would have a suitable list!!!
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Anybody got a copy of "Debbie does Dallas" on DVD? Or if anyone has the alternative Gr**n*ck version " Senga does the Strone!" could you please contact me asap because my right arm is getting too sore wanking off to the same old DVD I got a loan of 5 years ago!
Stockport V St Mirren 27/7/13
in Matchday & Travel Club
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Just finishing polishing the taxi for its annual pre-season friendly trip down to Englandshire with the Taxi squad. Leaving the bright lights of Paisley at 9am on Saturday. First stop is the oblicary pish stop at Southwaites Service station to piss on Ingalund
. Arriving in Stockport and checking into the luxurious Stockport Brittania Hotel, just to keep Broonie and Gilly, Ramsay and Benny company
. Then onwards to the ground and watch a superb Saints team get humped 4-1 !!
Anyway, who gives a fcuk about the result, just bring on the swally, oh and the dancing girls!!