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MarkL

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  1. Secured my No.11 jersey for the away team...sorry about that Mr Zo, but I see you have now taken the same number for the home team.

    Can't wait!:)

    Youi better give me decent protection big man! No dogy pass backs!

  2. I love fixing them with a steely glint and saying "Wallace Street". And just before they think I mean Elderslie or Glasgow, I add "Paisley". I gotta work with the public, it's one of the few times I get to put the shoe in! :lol:

    Dunno why they bleat, if they get a local hire they get bumped back to the top of the queue when they return to the airport. :angry:

    I know what you mean Kenny. I love saying "Bishopton mate" and all you can here is a mutter of "fur fu#ks sake"

    Get it up ye :lol:

    They have the last laugh though when they charge you £13 quid :(

  3. 4. that work at the airport are miserable, mean, stroppy and when i have had the mis fortune to get an airport taxi home , well after being graciously dumped at my house......... I tend to forget to tip :argue:

    I remember coming home from the Scotland v Spain game in Valencia a few years ago. The game was on a Friday night so we decided to stay on a bit and come back on the Wednesday.

    Scotland were playing at Hampden in a qualifier that night. As we got off the plane we jumped an airport taxi to the ground (not a bad fare I would have though?) the prick refused to take us until his superviser told him too, plus kept trying to drop us off in the City Centre. He wanted "real tourists" he told us <_< Loch Lomond?......aye that will be £80!

    We forgot to tip that night too :lol:

  4. 1. Mark Lawrenson - He predicts nothing but doom and gloom

    2. Clive Tillsdley (wrong spelling probably) arsehole ITV commentator who can't stop talking about England

    3. Ian Wright (see Scottd above)

    4. Jim Furyk - always look miserable and has a minging swing!

    5. Ashley Cole - He's pumping Cheryl Tweedy - enuff said :(

  5. 1. Recovering from my xmas eve night out hangover :(

    2. xmas dinner at Mar Hall :P

    3. Eating all day :rolleyes:

    4. sleeping after dinner (we all do it!)

    5. Boozer at night with my mates for another xmas bender...

    Boxing day

    3 points against the scumbag Bairns :D

  6. I had just started seeing a really nice girl a few years back. I still stayed at home at this point.

    We were getting down and dirty on my couch at 3am one night when my mother walked into the room "Mark can you let the cat out...oops"

    It amazing how quick your boaby goes back into your body when that happens :shockaroony

    Obviously being a catholic boy my mother was upset :)

  7. Not long ago I was in Paisley with two mates from work and one of the guys girlfriend. At the end of the evening with pizza's in hand we decided to go back to my mates flat and wait on the taxi.

    As we entered his living room he asked if we wanted to watch the footie on TV. As a joke a said to him "you better not have been watching filth earlier on" as we were in the company of a female. he replied "of course not" he obviously forgot what he had been doing earlier on that day as we were greeted to hardcore filth on screen.

    my mates bird quick as a flash replied "that must have been his finishing off bit"

    He was mortified :lol:

  8. Many moons ago Saints travelled to the hell hole that was Boghead in Dumbarton.

    It was the usual -15 degrees and the game was horrific.

    Ex-Saint Chic Charnley was playing for the Sons and was over taking a corner. I was no more than 2 yards away from the fat ginger bassa. I decided to tell him he was past it and was over the hill.

    So I screamed into his ear "Oi Charnley you're over the heap!!!"

    ????????????????

    He burst out laughing and said "whit the feck does that mean"

    My reponse was the warm everyone up with my huge beamer.

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