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  2. Lottery Millionaire Wiping Arses on Christmas Day

    in General Nonsense

    Posted · Edited by Hoof Hearted

    this moron won a million quid on the lottery but is still going to work on christmas day wiping arses.

    Is she too stupid to be allowed this money?

    How many people would go back to work after winning the lottery?

    How many people would still wipe arses after winning a million?

    Should people as thick as this be allowed so much money?

     

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-42410326

    Lottery millionaire to work at Slough care home on Christmas Day

    A care home worker who won £1 million on the lottery says she will still do her 12-hour Christmas Day shift.

    Patricia Aldridge, 55, a care assistant from Wexham, near Slough, won the money after the Lotto draw on 9 December.

    She was announced as a new millionaire on Tuesday, along with her husband Robert, 57, who described the winnings as "life-changing".

    Mrs Aldridge said: "You hear people say 'if I won a lot of money I'd give up work', but I love what I do."

    She discovered her new riches after checking an app on her phone.

    "I rang Robert, and I said 'how many zeros are there in a million? I think I've won a million pounds,' said Mrs Aldridge.

    'Same people'

    She will continue to work at the elderly people's care home in Slough despite her millionaire raffle win, where she will do her 08:00 GMT to 20:00 GMT shift on 25 December.

    Mr Aldridge, a site manager at a school, will also not be giving up work.

    He said: "We'll still be the same people. I'm not giving up work, I'll still go out with my friends, I'll still do my crib night.

    "It just makes us more secure knowing that we can help the children buy a house and that sort of thing."

     

  23. St Mirren V Dunfermline 16 December

    in Matchday & Travel Club

    Posted · Edited by Hoof Hearted

    2 minutes ago, faraway saint said:

    Aye, and they look like fecking children ya fanny. 

    dry yer feckin eyes ya fanny

     

    http://mashable.com/2014/09/16/colombian-women-cycling-uniform-lesson/#apIE3rm9Luqi]

     

    The pubis-flaunting, almost pornographic-looking uniforms worn by a women's cycling teamfrom Colombia in a race last weekend have now become a topic of widespread and incredulous Internet mockery — and they were reportedly designed by a member of the team itself.

    It appears the uniforms, which were rebuked online by the head of the international governing body for competitive cycling, were already in use for months prior to their moment of viral ignominy.

    Several online reports identified the group wearing the uniforms as the Colombian national team, but the squad is a team called IDRD-Humana Bogota-San Mateo-Solgar, which is based in Colombia, according to a post from Colombia's cycling federation announcing the squad's participation in the Giro della Toscana race in Italy last weekend. It was during this race that the eyes — and judgment and laughter and derision — of the world turned onto the group of women from Colombia.

    Here's a quick refresher if you're not up to speed. This whole ordeal is funny and fully submerged in the Internet news churn because a flesh-colored stripe on each uniform makes it look like the cyclists are kinda naked in the, um, middle region. See? Get it? Get it?!

    To be clear, the team's uniforms (pictured below) were not see-through and did not expose any skin; rather, a wide, flesh-toned panel extended from mid-torso to the upper thighs.

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