[Talk Talk]

I don't think he has got a team, I think he is getting that many complaints he is passing them on to grunts in the call center to deal with, because the guy I am dealing with is a feckin balloon and he is just bullshitting, but they have waived my first months bill and will be giving me more discounts once my broaband is sorted.

Dunstone knows he has f**ked up, I am just persevering because I am nackered for choice in this area, there is no NTL or Cable and Wireless as an alternative, I only have BT as an alternative and I don't think their broadband offer is very good.

I just hope that in the long run Talk Talk sort themsevles out.

As far as I could make out the "chief exec's team" is just a different room in the Indian call centre.

To give an example of how inept the customer service is - when I originally e-mailed them to ask why they hadn't responded to my complaints about my home telephone service they responded by e-mailing me back asking for a contact telephone number.

Have to admit they are cheap, but if you have to use their customer services dept you're f*ck*d.

[Talk Talk]

Any luck with e-mailing charlie dungfunnel?

I am still struggling with the cùnts, although whilst this has been all going on they haven't been charging me anything.

It is one almight pain in the arse not having broaband.

E-mailed him Monday last week. He replied within a couple of hours to say he had one of his team looking into the problem. Got a phone call today from one of the Chief Exec's team apologising for problems encountered and making a goodwill gesture - which was apparently because I've been a customer for a while and not because they f*ck*d up.

Charlie was in the paper last week saying that the broadband scheme was far more popular than expected and had turned into a customer relations nightmare.

[Top 5 Indian Restaurants]

The thread title is "Top 5 Indian Restaurants"

Kinda precludes someones house...or their inlaws

Sorry, forgot every thread on this forum sticks to the title matter.

You are indeed the curry king

[Top 5 Indian Restaurants]

Ah now on this subject I'm an expert.

In Scotland I've had curries in Paisley, Glasgow, Barrhead, Elderslie, Johnstone, BoW, Bearsden, Darnley, Clydebank, Dumbarton, Ayr, Edinburgh, Stirling, Perth, Kirkcaldy,Oban, Broughty Ferry, Inverness and Kirkwall.

Ah, but you've never been to my house or my in laws - who themselves come from the Punjab. Most of yer restuarant stuff is made up any way.

If you have been to mine - why and when?

[Top 5 Indian Restaurants]

1) My house

2) My mother in laws (she taught my wife - how to cook)

afterwards we we only go where my in laws know the owners and therefore give us the meal for next to nothing.

[Top 5 Rock Bands]

1. Bon Jovi

2. Rolling Stones

3. Guns and Roses (original line up)

4. Aerosmith

5. Foo Fighters

If you can find any flaws in that list you must be good.

[Talk Talk]

Check your inbox I have pm'd it to you.

Cheers mate.

[Talk Talk]

What's CD's e-mail address. I've been complaining about their telephone service for about three months. Every time I ask them for contact details for him they fob me off with some other pish.

Got to agree their customer service is probably the worst i've come across.

[Top 5 Tv Shows]

1. House

2. Life on Mars

3. Dr Who

4. Scrubs

5. Green Wing

[Franks Unofficial Burd Of The Day]

What an arse

Good to see yer finally admitting it Willie, you've been in denial for years.

[Top 5 Shitty Pubs In Paisley.]

The Inshot appears to have shut down. Windows were boarded up during the week and hasn't opened since. What a feckin shame.

I was sick of the b*st*rds dancing in the street after every sellik victory.

[Top 5 Woman On The Planet]

1) Blonde bird fae the 07.48 to Glasgow

2) Rachel Hunter

3) Eva Mendes

4) Holly Willoughby

5) Sandra Bullock