EL NOMBRE

You're a wee Jakey.... Wullie.

Kenny Rodgers.....the coward of Ross County.

I'm 100% Scottish beef.

I'm thinking of doing the full EL NOMBRE for Dingwall....the hat...the cape..the mask....the wee curly moustache...the full Bhoona.

Sh' a a duty hump.....what Wullie means is she'd git it!

Nice one Greig.Dingwall looks promising for that one.We'll start it aff.

Naa....I'd rather have a go at the burd on Offside.Bet she's well up for it!

Good show Wullie.We'll go along tae STV and ye can try yer best patter on her.

AC/DC Obviously......Thunderstruck! I'll get a gig chant of " Angus...Angus..." before this Season is over.You see if I don't.

I heard that too.They started that one first....and it still aint finished.

REM....End of the World as we know it.

See the Brabloch Wullie....the housing estate is STILL not finished.Bit like the service in the Hotel....as slow as feck.

Thought I did....but Okey Dokey.....I'll fire up the Bat Signal.

Yeah Jim.....see if ye had yer previous Moddy powers....

Seems no-one wants to chat up poor Sarah!

1/ Not having to play Clyde again.....cos it's getting embarrasing now. 2/ Being able to get tore intae they tossers from Falkirk 3/ Seeing if one of our fans...will try and nip Sarah O 4/ Being able to gloat at Cosgrove for at least a Season...Fake Bassa 5/ Going to Greyskull and The Vatican and out-singing them again for 90 mins.

http://www.matthewandrews.co.uk/media/large/morrissey.jpg This dude....singing Charlies noo toon.

Anybody go to Ralston Primary? We turned up tae play them at Fitba ( I was in the now defunct Amochrie Primary ),and they were aw standing there in blazers and short troosers.All us wee Foxbar scruffs in Parkas were rolling about the place doing the dying fly.

Is that the same as the Brownies?

Is that a Harry Potter spell?

Nowt closet about me!

Aye bud....we're a couple a sarcastic cnuts.

1/ Knobulous Extendo.....for when you have a hot date and you feel lucky. 2/ Silencio El Spouso.....a spell for making her indoors quiet when she is nippin yer heid. 3/ Bransonious....you instantly have limitless cash to fritter away on futile pastimes 4/ Reversous....Any refereeing decisions that are a bit dodgy can be instantly reversed in your favour 5/ Incredulous.....make your team unbeatable and watch as everyone else marvels at their achievements

It's mair like you and me tbh!