Bill Lees
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Bill has living in Engerland given you an inferiority complex
Course not - I never said I didn't want to be Scottish, I was just talking about what you'd like to be IF you weren't.
We have to thank Mel Gibson for putting us on the map.For fuxake. Catch a grip, Ian.....
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.......Various Countries' Peoples. Sorry, the title was a bit too long ..... Anyway, here we go :
1. All Irish people are thick.
2. All Scots people drink like fish.
3. All Americans are thick and incredibly fat.
4. All Germans are efficient.
5. All Japanese are inscrutable.
Hope you like it, Thorizaar
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Should you not rename this thread Top 5 Ludicrous Cliches, Stereotypes and Nonsensical Generalisations About Various Countries Citizens?
Nah, that's another thread on its own .......
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1. Irish - mad baistards to a man, somehow passionate but laid-back at the same time, brilliant place to live.
2. French - these guys have got it right, particularly with respect to food, wine, and women.
3. Italian - stylish feckers who've again got the food thing dead right - but I could do without the mad religion - which goes for the Irish too, come to think of it.
4. Czech - fantastic beer, tremendous country right at the heart of Europe. Read the Good Soldier Schweijk for more details.
5. Australians - I've only ever met a few who are gits. Live in some of the most spectacular territory on the planet, and know all about having a good time.
Just as a matter of interest, American comes in at about number 348, and English at about 2008.
Interestingly, I'd put Welsh at number 6, boyo. -
You mean Être et avoir?
Erm, yeah, that as well ........
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1. Cyrano de Bergerac (feat. G. Depardieu).
2. Flic contre Flic (Cop versus Cop).
3. Le Mari de la Coiffeuse (The Hairdresser's Husband)
4. Heimat.
5. Avoir et Etre.
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My homemade Chicken Broth
My homemade Cullen Skink
My homemade Rassam
My homemade Ertwensoep
My homemade Tom Yam (but with chicken)
Feck - Tom's a bloody soup expert as well ? Is there no end to the number of strings to this man's bow ?
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Ermmm..... The Burns Howff ?
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"GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN !!!!!"
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Don't think we get that one up here
Hmm, no, you quite possibly don't. Cannae remember - do they sell Carling lager in Scotland at all ?
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1 Sonia from EASTENDERS
2 Sonia from EASTENDERS
3 Sonia from EASTENDERS
4 Sonia from EASTENDERS
5 Sonia from EASTENDERS
Shes a fat annoying pain in the arse with a voice that does my nut right in!!!!
Somebody said that that bloke on that annoying pish record by The Streets ("Dry Your Eyes, Mate"......) sounds exactly like Sonia off Eastenders. True ?
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1. Hamlet : Baldy Man ad featuring Gregor Fisher
2. Scott's Porage Oats - "You're a fine figure of a man, Willie Baxter !" (gaggin' for it).
3. John West Red Salmon - fighting the bear.
4. Maxell Tapes - "Me Ears are Alight"
5. The current ad with the car transforming into a huge, body-popping robot. Dunno, what it is, but it's so cleverly done, it just tickles me.
6. -and one extra - the Carling Black Label Dambusters ad, almost for the oxygen mask/voice joke alone ......
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.and YoYo Ma is a babe.
Yo Yo Ma is a bloke.
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1. Yo Yo Ma - "J.S. Bach - Six suites for Unaccompanied Cello".
2. Abdullah Ibrahim - "The Mountain".
3. Mariza - "Fado Curvo".
4. Jazz Jamaica All Stars - "Massive".
5. Crusaders - "Rural Renewal".
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Woops - sorry, I thought this was the Black & White Army forum, but it appears I've accidentally wandered into some sort of gay discussion board. Sorry, lads, carry on talking about your favourite musicals. I'll try and get out of here without stumbling into the soft furnishings discussion thread .....
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1. A Burberry baseball cap.
2. An Aquascutum baseball cap.
3. Any feckin' baseball cap.
4. A cap-sleeved T-shirt.
5. Bling of any kind.
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I've just converted my Virgin Net account to Broadband, and I must say I'm devilishly impressed at how speedy it is. Like shit off a shiny shovel, as the saying goes - and so far , no tehnical problems whatsoever.
What to with it, though ?
So far, try http://www.bt3a.com, and the Beeb's radio listen again service are the donkey's knobber. It never worked with dialup ......
Any other suggestions for to use my plenitude of bandwith for welcomed ........
"My band is mighty broad"
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Well, okay, three, really.
1. Turning Japanese - The Vapours.
2. Teenage Kicks - The Undertones.
3. Centrefold - The J. Geils Band.
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Bloody philistine ..........
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The Bluebell Polka should be the National Anthem of Scotland
I'll drink to that ......
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Here's a sad tale - my 1987 commemorative glass tankard went in the dishwasher a couple of times (yeah, I know - DUH !), and now has all of the signatures, crests, etc washed off,so that it's just an ordinary glass. Ahh, but they cannae take oor memories, can they ?
FREEDOM !!!!! *
* Mel (tediously god-bothering, right-wing twat and William Wallace non-lookalike) Gibson
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Talking of ebay I saw in a magazine this week that an 18 year old student is auctioning exclusive access to her left breast for one week. I wonder how much she'll get. If she raises quite a bit maybe SMISAshould use that idea for a fund raising event
Left breast, eh ? Well, I dare say that SmiSa could offer a fair few right tits from within its ranks, but not a left one .......
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1. The Bluebell Polka - never bettered, classic Shand.
2. The Gay Gordons - traditional "swing yer wummin" stuff.
3. The Royal Scots Polka - just try and stop your toes from tapping.
4. Marching With Jimmy Shand - Jimmy's very own mega-mix twelve-incher.
5. When You and were Young, Maggie - immortalised in an "homage" by the one and only Sydney Devine, this'll have you ordering in extra Kleenex supplies.
Jimmy Shand - Scotland's finest musician.
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Thought I might as well mention the 5-1 at Love Street before some soap-dodger inevitably does, and just get it over with ..........
Top 5 Ludicrous Cliches, Stereotypes And
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Vanity, thy name is Greig ..........