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Bill Lees

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About Bill Lees

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    Crusty Carnaptious Curmudgeon
  • Birthday 07/06/1959

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  • Location
    Birmingham, Engerland - Birthplace of Jasper Carrott
  • Interests
    St Mirren - of course. Politics, local and national. Beer & cycling. Languages.
  1. Bill Lees

    Top Five

    I could't choose between Johnny Seven and Escalado. Does that make me a bad person?
  2. So basically, it's foreign then, is it? You can't stand any bloody foreigners. Chuffin hell.
  3. Do you know who is the worst culprit for this? Billy bloody Connolly. The Big Yin himself. Tosser that he is.
  4. I have to agree. I've still not acquired the taste after 23 years in Brum - even though it - or something very like it - was probably good enough for Wullie Shakespeare and his mates.
  5. Hmmmm seems familiar. Didn't I hear the same joke but featuring Danny McGrain sometime recently?
  6. It's not - in the slightest. It's just Bill being "provocative".
  7. Bill Lees

    Top Five

    Did you ever notice that the "I" in "Fiesta" is shaped like a knob ? And that there was a pub (Baillie's) in Paisley called The Fiesta Lounge? The place that you could guarantee getting served an under-age pint of slops
  8. Bill Lees

    Top Five

    Computers? No such bloody thing when I were a lad ......
  9. Bill Lees

    Laptop...

    Have you tried sticking your finger in and wiggling it about a bit?
  10. I've always liked that joke......
  11. The Rivaldo : When the ball is kicked towards you by an opposing player and hits on the thigh, fall to the ground clutching your face as if mortally wounded, then watch in satisfaction as the gullible ref red-cards your innocent opponent. The Schumacher : Simply execute a violent assault on an advancing opponent, preventing a goal and enabling your side later to progress to winning a penalty shoot-out in which you play a large part. Chuckle in satisfaction as the ref shows you merely a yellow card.
  12. I don't think TH won anything off Dusty Bin. Unlike with us, when he won the First Division Title. Did somebody say bring him back?
  13. It is shite, but it's oddly compelling shite. I'm just a sucker for nearly any sort of game or quiz show on the idiot box, me. <sigh> We all have our crosses to bear.
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