Bill Lees
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1. Yer bum's oot the windae.
2. Thick as shi te in the neck of a bottle.
3. Thick as mince.
4. Do you think ah came up the Cart on a bike ?
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1. Frank MCDougall - Jeff Bridges (obviously the young Jeff Bridges).
2. John Young - Kenny Ball (ask yer maw)
3. Gunni Torfasson - Rod Stewart (okay I'm getting desperate now)
4. Erm........ that's it.
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Mmmmmm.... Tiffany....
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And what of Dryboroughs ?
It was advertised famously with an ad showing a dim Scots Roy Cropper look-a-like heading off to London to make his fortune, only to return days later with the plaintive lament that "they dinnae huv Dryboroughs doon there" - which prompted a crap joke about a Scottish rabbit doing similar but returning because of flooded accomodation, as I recall.
And it tasted of pish, too.
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The following courtesy of Mr. Christopher Brookmyre on Radio 4 the other night :
Q: How do you confuse a Daily Mail reader ?
A: Tell him that paedophiles are the natural prey of asylum seekers.
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I think it's Lowenbrau that you mean, Iain - never heard of Longbrow
Are you all bloody lager drinkers ?
What about Hopback Summer Lightning, Old Speckled Hen, Wadworth's 6X, the fantastic Timothy Taylor's Landlord, or even Chimay, Leffe and so on ?
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Labour M.P. dies and gets to heaven. On his way through the pearly gates, he notices a row of clocks on the wall, each indicating a different time. Curious, he asks St Peter what their purpose is. "Well," says St Pete, "Every time there's a new Labour leader, we put up a clock for him set to midnight, and every time he lies, his clock moves on a minute. For example, there's John Smith's clock, stopped at one minute past. Michael Foot got his clock to 4 minutes past, and you can see that Neil Kinnock's managed to reach quarter past."
"But where's Tony Blair's clock ?" asks the Labour M.P.
"Oh that, says St Pete, "Jesus has got on it on the ceiling of his office - he uses it as a fan."
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I cannae see the feckin picture. Why ?????
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the best so far, I do love looking at a lassies arse in a thong
Actually, I quite like looking whatever I'm wearing ........
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Disnae work for me Div - I cannae see any picture at all
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1ST HOSPITAL PATIENT : "Have you heard ? They brought in four cases of dysentery last night. "
2ND HOSPITAL PATIENT : "Thank fu ck for that. I'm getting bloody sick of Lucozade... "
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full frontal bawbagness
Excellent. That is just about the perfect phrase to describe this w**k-stain.
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Oh come on Bill, she is a horror!!!
She's got a helluva set of thruppennies, though .......... :devil
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The Cadbury's Caramel Rabbit in the commercial for Cadbury's Caramel .....
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Then this :
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Sid, Sid. How could you have left out two classics of the type :
Jamie Lee Curtis in "Trading Places"
and Susan Sarandon in "Atlantic City". ????????
I've seen both films but don't remember any quality mammary shots. Perhaps you can provide a link to the clips.
Found two stills of the scene in question. First this :
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Sid, Sid. How could you have left out two classics of the type :
Jamie Lee Curtis in "Trading Places"
and Susan Sarandon in "Atlantic City". ????????
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Is it true that the title of Elvis' movie 'Love Me Tender' was just a cryptic request for prolonged,rough sex?
A request ? To whom ? Mind you, I suppose it could have been a cryptic request - after all, they couldn't really have got away with calling it "Shag me Senseless". :devil
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Yes, it was This Week, and its title music was a part of Sibelius's Karelia Suite.
I've always liked the title music from the old American sitcom "Taxi" - in fact entitled "Angela" by Bob James - but then I've liked a lot of Bob James's music for a few years now.
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Interesting but ultimately useless fact : the title Nantucket Sleighride refers to a term used by the old whaling ships operating out of Nantucket in North America, and is descriptive of the hair-raising journey upon which a whaling ship would be violently towed by a large whale once the first harpoons had been embedded in the creature's body and it had set off across the waves at speed, dragging the boat behind it.
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World In Action
Anyone remember who was responsible for this tune?
I think it was some prog rock outfit or something like that.
Was it World In Action that sampled Nantucket Sleighride by Mountain ?
No - Nantucket Sleighride was used as the intro music for "Weekend World". World in Action was summat else again .
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Phillip Glass for "Koyaanisquatsi".
Michael Nyman for "Drowning by Numbers".
Ennio Morricone for "The Mission".
James Horner for "The Fellowship of The Ring".
Various Artistes for "Sweet & Lowdown".
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Bill, there must be crap songs that remind you of Presto. Lost in France and Mississippi spring to mind. Artists please and any more crap you can remember.
"Breakfast in America" - Supertramp.
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Bill, there must be crap songs that remind you of Presto. Lost in France and Mississippi spring to mind. Artists please and any more crap you can remember.
Aye, those feckin tunes are burnt into my synapses from playing on an endless tape loop in Presto. Also "Sorry seems to be the Hardest Word" - Elton John. Lost in France wasBonnie Tyler and Mississipi was Pussycat, I think - though of course those weren't the original artistes you got on the Presto muzak tape.
Five Typically Paisley Expressions
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I could be wrong, but isn't the expression : "Away and lie in yer ain pish" a Paisley one ?