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Certainly did. Within the first thirty seconds of the game and on his debut. Missed it cos I was on the way from The Star & Garter and I always bloody miss kick off.
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Paul Hartley. Where to start? Many years back when the Accies were playing at Cliftonhill that wee w****r deliberately kicked the ball into the crowd in a temper and hit someone. That was the start.
Some time later he scored the equaliser for the Accies after they'd been 2-0 down and ran in front of the Saints fans making gestures that were somewhat rude.
Ever since then we've, whaddye know? we've disliked him a wee bit.
He's not done anything to change our opinions and he is, in fact, a slimy little s***ehawk who is in desparate need of a right good kicking.
I thang yew!
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1. ALex Lifeson
2. Alex Lifeson
3. Alex Lifeson
4. Alex Lifeson
5. Alex Lifeson
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1. La Villa Strangiato - Rush (Exit Stage Left)
2. Problem Child - AC/DC (If You Want Blood)
3. Lights Out - UFO (Strangers In The Night)
4. Emerald - Thin Lizzy (Life)
5=. Steppin' Out - Joe Jackson (Live '80-'86)
5=. Biko - Peter Gabriel (Plays Live)
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I'd have thought it was pretty obvious who it was that left the messages under HSS. It was HSS.
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I heard someone singing the line "Driving in your car I never ever want to go home because I haven't got one" and ended up chewing the f**king carpet laughing so hard at such an unmitigated pile of bollocks. Then I found out it was a Smiths song and it somehow didn't surprise me.
The Smiths were fffffaaaaaaaaacccckkkinnnnnn ssshhhhheeeeeeeiiiiiiiittttttAAAHHH!!!
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Bad Boy Bubby as well? Hmmmm. Next you'll mention a film called, oh I dunno, for talkings sake we'll call it...Very Bad Things....and you'll be getting folk to sit in on a Saturday night to watch it. Then you'll mention the good gratutious violence in it and the good shagging scenes and the gorgeous prostitute lying dead in the bathroom....er.....sorry, move along, nothing to see here.....
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Bad Taste, now THERE'S a cult classic! You'll feel disgusted at laughing your arse off when you see sheep being blown up by a guy firing a bazooka. But not TOO disgusted
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1. Elephant's
2. Magumboed
3. F*cked oot yer t*ts
4. Steamboats
5. Didnae know if it was New Year or New York (a personal favourite)
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Thole?
1. Beelin'
2. Hoachin'
3. Magummboed
4. Blootered
5. Bawbag
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Celtic were awarded a penalty with less than 10 minutes left.
What are you on about, Tom??? It was more like ten bloody seconds left!!! Typical OF nonsense. Mind you, just like the present day, they still couldn't score it.
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Bobby Dawson scored a brilliant header for Falkirk against Saints in January 94. Saints won 3-1 and Hewitt scored that 30,000-passes goal. Aye we had tae score for Falkirk that day as well.
Bobby Dawson scored a nice wee header against Hibs at Easter Rd the season after we won the Cup. Norrie McWhirter equalised late on and the Hibs casualw**ks gave us a doing afterwards for our troubles.
Paul Lambert scored an easy header for Celtic back in about February 92. Mind you, we were about 3-0 down at the time. Years later Celtic signed him. Aye they don't hing aboot!
Norrie McWhirter drilling a beauty past Campbell Money at Parhead in the Cup, January 91. First goal in a 3-0 gubbing.
And who could forget Tom Boyd in France 98? The only Scotsman to score for Brazil. A proud achievment.
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Big Yards, Somerset Park, November '98, open goal, didn't score. Big haddie!
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Aaahhhh, I was sure that one would pop up at some point. Mind you, just think; if you had spent money on a stadium instead of players like SS you wouldn't be reminiscing about goals like that, now would you?
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1. Archie Gemmill against Holland in 78, it HAS to be. What are you thinking about???? It just has to be that one!! Are you all four years old or something????? That is THE best ever goal scored in the history of creation! Not up for question.
2. Billy Davies V. Rangers at Ibrox, September '88. Ian Cameron waltzed through their defence before laying it off to wee Billy to crack a screamer into the top corner from the edge of the box.
3. Any goal scored by Raul at any point in the last, say, five years.
4. Brian Grant for Aberdeen V. Thistle at Firhill. Same as Beckham against Wimbledon, difference being he did it first and from further away.
5. Tough call but by the sounds of it I'd say Bob McShugs recent strike sounds a good call.
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That Spike Milligan dalek one.
Wife: How was your day?
Dalek: I had trouble with my boss.
Wife: Why, what happened?
Dalek: I exterminated him. I also had trouble with a traffic warden.
Wife: What happened there?
Dalek: I exterminated him too.
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Here's some that I recall:-
1. Saints 0 Dumbarton 2, Scottish Cup 1981. Saints were top five in the Premier League and were a great cup team. Dumbarton were neither. Gubbed at home to a team from a league below us. Bunch of arse, mate!
2. Cowdenbeath 2 Saints 0. League Cup season 83-84. Saints were in Europe and had reached the cup semis the year before. Talent in abundance. MacAvennie missed a penalty, Cowdenbeath were in the bottom division. Ta ta Buds.
3. Forfar Athletic 5 Saints 1. Got slagged RELENTLESSLY for this one at school the next day. Saints had already dumped high fyers Dunfermline. Had also reached three Scottish Cup semis on the trot. Mid-table of the premier league and Forfar struggling in a league somewhere near the arse end. Bloody hell, this one was a stinker.
4. Saints 0 Clydebank 3. Scottish Cup 1987-88. First game in defence of the trophy at home against the Snotteries from a league below us. 0-0 half time, they rattled in 3 before full time, two of which were scored by Ken Eadie, a Saints fan. The most painful thing about this one was that in retrospect it wasn't really surprising.
5. Clydebank 3 Saints 2. Scottish Cup replay 1990. Can anyone see a pattern emerge here? Saints had gone a goal up in injury time at Love St. only for Roddy Manley to deflect it into his own net thirty seconds later. The draw for the quarters paired the replay winner against Second Division Stirling Albion. Saints had won at Castle Grayskull and would eventually skelp the Smelly Eastenders 3-0 at Boneshaker Row. On this game, though, Saints came back from 2-0 down to equalise. But that man Eadie headed home the winner in the second half and Saints tumbled out once more. Oh, this one hurt SO bad!
Others worth a mention:-
Losing 3-1 in a replay to Thistle at Love St, losing 1-0 to Second Division St. Johnstone in the League Cup at Love St the season after winning the Scotish Cup, being knocked out the Scottish Cup by Second Division Clyde 3-1 at Broadwood in '97, and worst of all lsoing to bloody Celtic this year when they can't even get by a Sh*te team like Boavista.
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Aye, Scunner Campbell had the somewhat strange war cry to Supergran "I'll get ye, ya auld mingebag!". And on a Sunday afternoon as well! With the kids watching it at granny's hoose!
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Aaahhhh, riiiiight. 'Salso a book by the late and truly mental William Burroughs.
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Well, if it was me I'd name it, "What The F*ck Have You Been Sticking Up Your Nose, Sid, Ya Mad Fecker?". Not exactly a snappy title but there ye go.
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Congratulations on your gold medal in Barcelona. By the way, did you ever shag Roger Black?
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I have waited so long to hear the coconut dug joke
Aye, an' it's PISH! GIE IT A REST, BILL!!!!
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12 Monkeys is a remarkable film for the fact that Brad Pitt gives a more "arty" performance in it than a posery one.
Time Bandits as well is a belter. Especially at the end with them all gathered together and the auld fella in the suit turns up with the immortal line "Er..hello there. I'm the Supreme Being".
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Captain Oveur: Weeell, Scraps is a boy dog.
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Good one, Rothesay. That's an excellent version with a nice wee change in lyrics:-
"I don't need that fu/cking shit,
Hope I die because of it".
That's a top album as well.
"We created it, let's take it over."