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  4. Top 5 'orrible Accents

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    Also hate Scouse, Brummie, West Country, Norfolk, Irish, Welsh, Fife, Highland, Ayrshire, 'posh' Glasgow, that kind of affected accent that middle-class students use, Scottish radio DJs, etc, etc, etc...

    first of all, what does it sound like, second of all whats wrong with it?

  11. Top 5 Things You Hate About Deal Or No Deal

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    I find the game itself oddly fascinating, but:

    1. The way they all pretend to be the absolute best of mates, to the point almost of mutual masturbation.

    2. When all the contestants except the one opening the box join hands and wave up and down in a kind of demented version of Auld Lang Syne in an attempt to magic a small amount of dosh into the box.

    3. When the audience all chant "BLUE ! BLUE! BLUE! BLUE!" just before a box gets opened (though this does double the enjoyment when the box contains a big red 250K)

    4. Whenever the tosser opening the box says - completly un-necessarily - "I hope it's a blue for you".

    5. When the geezer picking the boxes tries to whip the audience into a frenzy.

    6. That weird f**ker that sang a bloody song every time he opened his box.

    Ooops, sorry, that's more than 5........ :blink:

    couldnt agree more with everything you've just said there bill

    also, when they pick a box, out comes the £250,000, they say "oh i knew it was in there all along"! WTF????!!!

  13. Top 5 Things You Love About Paisley

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    1. the mighty paisley st mirren

    2. the people and the banter. you get a lot of nice friendly people in paisley. the majority are

    3. walking through the town centre, including gilmour street station and popping into provan sports

    4. the pubs

    5. seeing it again after time away

  15. Top 5 Things That You Hate About Glasgow

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    1. junkies and alkies tryin to tap money off you for their "bus fare"

    2. neds (they're a problem every where but theres so much more of them in glasgow)

    3. old firm

    4. the chinese people on aryle street that sell they wee fluffy animal toys that go "cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep". dus ma f**kin nut in

    5. the high rise flats absoloutley everywhere. bloody eyesore

  19. Lol

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    lol

    It's original definition was "Laughing out loud" (also written occasionally as "Lots of Laughs"), used as a brief acronym to denote great amusement in chat conversations.

    Now, it is overused to the point where nobody laughs out loud when they say it. In fact, they probably don't even give a shit about what you just wrote. More accurately, the acronym "lol" should be redefined as "Lack of laughter."

    Depending on the chatter, its definition may vary. The list of its meanings includes, but is not limited to:

    1) "I have nothing worthwhile to contribute to this conversation."

    2) "I'm too lazy to read what you just wrote so I'm typing something useless in hopes that you'll think I'm still paying attention."3) "Your statement lacks even the vaguest trace of humor but I'll pretend I'm amused."

    4) "This is a pointless acronym I'm sticking in my sentence just because it's become so engraved into my mind that when chatting, I MUST use the meaningless sentence-filler 'lol.'"

    ......................lol

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