St. Sid
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1. First game at New St Mirren Park (Good fur f"k aw but thinking about this at the moment.)
2. White Water Rafting last year (doing it again this year magic)
3. Rally Driving Day (so excited I had to stop and crack one off on the 4 hour drive to the venue. I'll always have gretna service station!)
4. The sidlettes being released from the belly jail.
5. Going offshore for the first time - helicopter rides, as much as you can eat dining, scanadavian porn and dirty cold dangerous work (not like those girly steward / chefy types).
n.b. the sidlettes being released from the belly jail and the fishal swearing at the wedding can be taken for granted.
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This has all the hallmarks of an old grammarian underclass of bottypumpers. It's only a matter of time before your all getting bumjiggy with each other in a dark room at the Glynhill - Inspector Grim told me all about it.
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Could you include the gr'n'ck suburbs of Houstin and Bishopton too as no other club will have them.
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Top prize must go to Bjork.
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It's not that one Mr T but i googled like you did and it's called The Club
Well done again bucketman! You are spot on. It was the one with Jack Thompson.
I think John Howard starred in a weird wee supernatural movie where he was spending a weekend on the coast with his roaster of a wife / burd. The environment started attacking them. Cannae mind the name of that either though.
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I can mind only 1 decent Aussie film.
It was set in an Aussie rules fitba team about the late 70s. Funny as feck the scene the club star player and director tokeing on a doob
I'd forgot all about that one. Had to google to get the title....The Great McCarthy. Belter of a comedy.
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RUSH are a comedy band - they even managed to upstage Bubbles furfuxake.
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1. The Chant of Jimmy Blacksmith
2. Breaker Morant
3. Money Movers
4. The Odd Angry Shot
5. Gallipoli
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1. RUSH
2. RUSH Tribute Bands
3. Ricky Wilson
4. Charlotte Church - has managed to make swearing very unfunny...f'k'n boot
5. Marti Pellow - an eyeball stabbing with his dirty syringes would not be out of order.
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Saw that earlier - how long until it's on the front page of the PDE?
Dunno, but the Saints fan will no doubt become the talk of the town if the PDE have anything to do with it. Well done that man for taking on 8 of the f"k'rs single handed though.
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That's the Darlington fans up in court + one Bud.
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You could also have an associate club for offshore workers....the three week wanks club.
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Say it happened in your house and claim it on your contents insurance.
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Done so - Still the fecking same
Sounds like its f"k'd, best buy a new PC / laptop.
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Was that the advert where Rikki Fulton is standing outside a cairry-out shop greeting about lucky white heather
Always wondered what became of Agnew's Stores?
The other Christmas ad I remember was the one for McEwans Export. 'MCEWANS, MCEWANS, THE BEST BUY IN BEER!!!'
I only have a vague memory of it. I always thought it was Ian Cuthbertson - he always played the wegiescumbag cardboard gangster type in a crombie and the wee skinny scottish actor that was a sidekick in Callan, think it was russell hunter....the memory is a bit hazy on that one though. I did work with Agnew's owners daughter though. Apparently he was of polish descent and the mainstay of the business was cheap imported vodka. He got a good offer and sold it off.
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Delete Adobe and reinstall the latest version.
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It's fantastic from an engineering point of view as much as anything else.
Only if they meant it in the first place.
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She cannae sing wi' her mooth fu
You'd shag Ally MacDonalds folk beard.
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With woolies disappearing bargain by bargain in its final festive season what other traditions have gone by the way side:
1. The Agnews Advert
2. Morecambe & Wise Show (Now you get f'k'n Hannah Montana, HSM or such like pish)
3. Everything Being Shut - it used to be like a scene out of an apocolypse movie, even the icecream vans took the day off
4. Proper Hogmany Parties and first footing- wegiescumbagland street parties and pubs and night clubs opening has f"k'd it
5. Xmas TOTP and a good Xmas single - nobody even bothers their arse trying now.
Top 5 new traditions that are simply w@nk:
1. Xmas crackers at pub xmas parties - why the f"k do adult want to pull kids Xmas crackers when there's no kids there.
2. Fireworks at the Bells - what the f"k is that all about? Who in their right mind would be setting off fireworks after the whisky has been cracked open.
3. New Year Street Parties and Pubs Opening - f''k'n nonsense, everybody other than absolute emergancy staff should get the hols too.
4. Supermarkets, shops and St Mirren Ticket offoices opening - as above.
5. Ally f'k'n Bain - I'm sure as fiddle players go he is no doubt one of the finest at playing screechy shite; however screechy shite is exactly what it is. Other than the Proclaimers Scotland is bereft of genuine Hogmany class talent like Kenneth McKellar or the two Alistair chappies.
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Chaos in Johnstone / Paisley......there's a big crash at Linwood Toll roundabout. 5 cars and a bus blocking the route and to add to the chaos Johnstone High Street is flooded.
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Yip, just what Paisley's retail needs for the beginning of the busiest week of the year.
Now that woolies is closing their are f"k aw toy shops left in Renfrewshire.
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No doubt Bill Lees will trawl the archives to find a similar thread but f"k the gringer crap freak.
Inspired by the Hallelujah poll thread, what's the top 5 movie sound tracks that hit the spot:
1. Great Expectations (Updated version with Paltrow) - excellently shot film with top hit the spot tracks
2. Once Upon a Time in America - Still my fave film and Morricone's masterpeice score-wise
3. The Harder They Come - Jimmy Cliff and a belting original version of a BoneyM classic
4. Mean Streets - Be My Baby Intro probably best start to a movie.
5. The Graduate - sublime
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I have just downloaded micrsoft word from limewire on a .zip format can any clever person tell me what to do now using windows XP
Thanks in anticipation,
Stan
Best to avoid downloading .exe files from limewire. You can get genuine office for buttons through the student software schemes. If you have a kid, nephew, neighbours kid at school then you get the full office suite for less than a ticket to see St Mirren.
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Frostwire is the evolutionary extension of limewire.
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Different kind of chubby altogether HHiBSS. No surprise your in the Bill Lees chubby camp though.