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I cannae disagree with ye Sid apart fae the Steward bit....
Your missing a trick there shull..not only do you get in for nothing you get £20 and a FREE PIE!!!!
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Cultivates his fat arse
This week I have been mostly eating boo boys.
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so, what do you do?
I don't moan....even when we get beat.
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1. Nurses, overpaid, lazy and yet expect everyone to worship their fat lazy @rses
2. Soldiers...as above
3. Teachers.....as above
4. Taxi Drivers.......expect tips but won't stretch to a Carr's pie to support the Buds and always talk the biggest load of pish as if they're your new best mate...sometimes the way suck up yer arse they're about one begging level away from giving you a BJ for a £1 tip.
5. Politicians.....greedy, self-obsessed w@nkers, ritual abusers of anyone daft enough to engage them for the fun of it and yet like nurses, soldiers, teachers and taxi drivers expect adulation for being lazy f'k'rs.
All of the above are most likely St Mirren stewards on their Saturdays off.
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Something inherent tells me not to click on a football related weblink with the word "follow" in it.
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1. There's TL, that boy does a power of shagging, a different woman every night and more often than not more than one.
2. There's SantaPonsaSaint, he offers the most eloquent support to St Mirren players, a real credit to the family stand where he is a shining example to the young Saints supporters.
3. There's Bill Lees, he has never missed a game in 50 years and is averse to shagging young boys bottoms.
4. There's Sandman with a modicum of sense still about him of a weekend.
5. There's Mad Gemma, Paisleybuds is till in a with a good shout of shagging that.
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How far can we push it..
Breasts, Breasts, Breasts, Breasts, Breasts
... I wanting Wonderbra adverts.
Now we'll get a r@ngers advert too.
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Super Badge It has a lot to answer for.
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but I'm no chucking offshore for naebuddie
So you don't eat your own food then.
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1. "I really wish we would just sit back and defend our 2 goal lead."
2. "That'll mean Dargo gets to keep the match ball."
3. "That fat ride Shull just got the last steak 'n gravy pie."
4. "Put your jumper on Michelle, the way yer nipples are standing out you must be freezin'!"
5. "Davy Hay's Black and White Army!"
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I was coming over the Erskine Bridge tonight and I thought how good the view would be if you razed Erskine to the ground and create a country park. What an abomination Erskine is to the human eye. Any what's the top 5 things you would do to improve Renfrewshire:
1. Rid ourselves of the anathema that is the Piazza and open up the river again.
2. Trash the cooncil buildings and relocate them to port glasgow so all the wegie c"nts that work in them might f"k off back to glasgow where they belong.
3. Rid houston of its shitey housing estates and strip it back to the hamlet it once was. And send all the OF scumbags that live there back to wegie land along with the cooncil c"nts.
4. Erect a barrier on the Glasgow Road boundary stopping any OF scumbag bringing bhigot / bigot regalia into Renfrewshire. If any residents object eject them across the boundary by means of Trebuchet.
5. Put some investment into fixing up some of the old castles in the area currently left to ruin and bring back torture as a method of dealing with OF-related crime.
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Tom Brighton is being held for ransom and Gus is refusing to pay the packet of rizlas, bottle of T-Bird and mixed kebab required by Dennis Wyness for his release citing that "St Mirren has a glut of attacking players available to it". Gus has asked if the kidnappers could find him a decent central defender.
Awfy quiet in here
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1. Copy rugby and for dissent move the free kick forward 10 yards.
2. Make the goals 20% bigger. Average height was 5'4" back when the current goal size was dictated.
3. Let players celebrate with the support and also goad the opposition.
4. Open beer kiosks. Even if its Morrisons own brand 2% vol pishwater in a plastic cup.
5. Introduce eye patches instead of a yellow card the player gets on eye patch. For a red card he stays on the pitch but with both eyes covered.
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1. Haunt traffic wardens
2. Instigate very bad trips for gr'n'k junkies
3. Move the ball slightly off the penalty spot whenever the opposition is gifted a penalty by some SFA c"nt for no good reason - also should €ngland get a penalty shoot out anywhere near the WC Finals
4. Possess the bodies of the chairpersons of the OF supporters associations and spread a message of peace and love demanding that the OF is disbanded for offences against common decency
5. Come back as Michelle Marsh's dildo that hits the g-spot so many times a day...
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I played for pool Team in Borrheid and played against a lot of Teams in Renfrewshire.
Played in The Bird in the Hand and it was my favorite establishment.
On the other hand, The Osprey wisnae and neither was the the then called Ponderosa in Linwood.
The Rosebud was very scary although they were by far the best Pool Team.
I only played for the pool team once in an away fixture. It was in a boozers at the top of King Street, cannae mind its name. I scored the winning shot but didn't fancy celebrating too much. They took it well though.
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Need to split it into bevvy eons:
For underage drinking Kennedy's was ideal for 1st Year bevvying exploits.
Seedy Backchat, Paris and the Wine Bar were next up.
Carnegies was a regular haunt later on including the Bonkers bus.
Extending this beyond Paisley, the best pub in all Renfrewshire was The Bird in the Hand.
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HMV is having a bit of a clear out - much cheapness:
1. Buzzcocks - Singles Going Steady
2. Buzzcocks - Love Bites
3. Associates - The Radio One Sessions Volume 2
4. Black - The Collection
5. Ella & Louis - Cheek to Cheek
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YUISSSS!!!!! Weeks hols getting booked for the last week in July!!!!
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Most were in my monged out days so the names evade but:
1. Pub in Torry in Aberdeen...offshore colleagues local..it was like a gold cygnet ring exchange shop as everytime someone got their c"nt kicked in they were removed of all jewellery and thrown out of the back door into an alley. Thankfully the colleague was doing most of the jewellery removing so I got through the escapade unscaved. Most fights in a pub I've ever witnessed in one night.
2. Bird in the Hand, Johnstone....an old local that always had a "somethings going to happen" feel to it. There was never any handbags, if it kicked off it generally went a bit John Wayne movie style free for all.
3. Club in London.....I was on a corporate gig with Microsoft back in the 90's. ABout 4 in the morning somewhere in west london I stumbled on a club with a big blackfella on the door - full-on 70's agro afro...he told me it was a black club only - I said nae bother and waltzed in....the whole place stopped dancing and the sharp intake of breath from the clubbers managed to drown out the thumping and very excellent music. I announced my arrival, stated my intent of having a wee bounce in their club and thanked them for their hospitality.....massive dreadlocked f"k'r wonders up and just as the "aw f"ck naw" thought was mustering, the big chap handed me a fairly chunky spliff....turned out a magic night.
4. Dalmellington Pub....Back in the 80's I had the misfortune to find myself in Dalmellington for a few weeks. I was warned not to go into the pub by colleagues but fancying a real pint ditched the advice. This was in the middle of the miners strikes...I didn't even get to the bar when the entire place erupted at my presence....I saved myself from the Frankenstein-village-style mutants by running up a hill to where I new a colleague was snogging a local bird. Poor wegie c"nt got the kicking as I watched from the top of the hill.
5. Invergordon Pub....Went through on a Saturday night after an all nighter on the Friday in sneck. Guest of a big gingy Orcadian f"k'r who was a bit of a drugged up Erik the Viking character. There was fighting in the street before we even got to the pub. A real dichotomy of a place....one half were junky funsters with a real flavour for pleasure, the other half had that local never been out the town limited and indecipherable vocabulary and the aggresive nature that comes with the failure to communicate and inability to breed outside their brothers and sisters. A testosterone fuelled wee place and everything was a test of testicular fortitude. Pleasant enough night out and an experience but not one I'd care to repeat.
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I took a guy down to the computer shop at the Cross.It was opening at midnight.
Sad Bastards!
I was in Glasgow and popped into "Game" to get a couple of PS2 games for Sid Jnr. They had some toy electric guitars and a mini electric drumkit wired up to a PS3. There was a queue of pony-tailed fluff-faced freaks, not one of them under thirty, salivating and fidgeting disturbingly like Inspector Grim at a gay bukkaki session.
Sad Bastards indeed!
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i dont use internet explorer and do not go onto adult sites as i also use my computer at work
www.leatherjoyboys.com counts as an adult site too Grim.
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The Gutter Twins - Saturnalia
The Killers - Sawdust
James - Hey Ma
The Associates - Wild and Lonely
The Associates - The Glamour Chase
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I was watching Jools Holland the other night as James were on it. The Gutter Twins only played one track, "Idle Hands" but it was f'k'n magic. Its the first time in years I have bought an album based on hearing one song once. Not only that the album is as good as I hoped.
1. The Gutter Twins - Idle Hands (Saturnalia)
2. Arcade Fire - Power Out (Funeral)
3. J&M Chain - Never Understand (Psychocandy)
4. James - Sit Down (Gold Mother)
5. Barry Manilow - Could It Be Magic (Barry Manilow)
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