ErskineSMFC
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Main stand assistant lines person:
Webster kicked in the pus within 10 yards of him - didn't see it.
Heady tennis melee in midfield, Falkirk player punches it - didn't see it.
WWF moves whilst defending a corner - didn't see it.
Langfield stops the ball on-ish the goal line on the far side of the goals - he can see both the ball and the line through langfield's body!
Maybe the line screamed as the ball crossed it? A well practiced scream seemed to secure most decisions.
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That and the West Bank counting to 10 for a ref that can't count to 8.
Priceless! All previous had been 8 right enough. Given Mallen's direct free kicks are one of our few attacking options we should all provide this counting assistance to Refs in the future.
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Hopefully avoid the need for Vidiprinter brackets (s-c-o-r-e), but with confidence now completely shot I fear for us.
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Great news. Great lineup...
Nissan
Vauxhall Mazda Mercedes Toyota
Renault Ford Citroen Maserati
Zonda Skoda
Subs: Clarkson, May, Hammond.
But everyone can see we are crying out for a big hairy ar%#d no nonsense Land Rover at centre half?
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I've always been a fan of "In the name of the wee man!!". I'd like to see this make a comeback.
Who was the wee man incidentally? Was it an actual wee man, or just a hypothetical wee man?
Okay, so can we divert the topic from those currently afflicted (allegedly) with anger management issues and delight in the nostalgia of the insults and swearys of bygone days?
I recon our favourite old timer Tedious Tom will be able to provide a few?
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I know it's not really funny, but why was Hugh Scott a wa**er? is that the famous Mortonite of that name?
Correct!
Not only was the question asked, but the melody was also revisited in the car on the way back up the M8!
"Don't dare sing that to your mother - you'll not get back to see the panda!"
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Question Time is after the watershed
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Swearing and general insulting of opposition players and fans, or indeed the team of four random decision makers has been a staple of Scottish football since I can remember. Some fans are very successful at it; they almost turn it into an art form, and for me add to the occasion. Others unfortunately just appear to repeatedly empty their whole sweary vocabulary. Fail!
I certainly remember the conversations on the way home after the games when my daughter was still of primary school age; not many were about the game!
"Why was that man so angry?"
"Why did the Policeman not give these boys a row?"
"Why is Hugh Scott a wa**er?" etc.
Having said that I'm partial to the odd outburst myself, none of it premeditated; I just become conscious that all of a sudden I'm in mid air and offering advice to someone....sorry.
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A great start for Kieran - big part in the goal and an energetic performance. Pleasing!
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We have a team of wee boys with no physical presence or on the most part talent! Gow could at least add some experience to the squad
Would he, aye?IMG_0313.jpeg
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Surprised Naismith has not had a mention? Mr consistent. Not exactly had a lot of defensive help from right mid for much of the season, but is still giving us an attacking threat.
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Teale's stout defence of our players and pointed questioning of decisions seems to have galvanised the team spirit. A means to an end that seems to have worked,so it looks like he has probably just taken one for the team.
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The Alba commentator believed it was only a yellow card.....until Thommo had walked across the line and was on his way up the tunnel!
I still believe it was only a yellow offence....
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They tried to cram the show into an hour, so they missed the build up to a lot of the jokes. The tale of Winston's leg an crutches in the canal was just glossed over, so it wasn't very funny; many others too.
Also missing from the live show .... I wasn't getting twitter and text updates live from McDiarmid Park fakes vs Saints to add to my enjoyment ;-)
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. I was in W2 and couldn't hear a thing from the singing section...but then, Stafford and the W1 nutter were exceptionally noisy.
I was in W1 and didn't hear an exceptionally noisy nutter, does that mean.......?
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A Bernie's lunch for myself and Mrs E today - lovely grub and ...... Cake!
All those street names but no Love St?
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The Politics Thread
in General Nonsense
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Stuart, are you really sure that you meant to type this? Mibbes I don't pay enough attention but Respected for being less posh!..... and not tolerating fools! Is yon Boris 1/fool then?
I don't know what the optimum posh/un-posh respect index is .....?
Aye, maybe I'm not paying attention to who is speaking on my behalf....
Carry on...