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And.....
Police in Liverpool have discovered 24 pairs of shoes in a small 1
bedroom flat in China town...
( they think they're Winkle pickers).
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Aye.
I have those images of the Big Girl.
I keep them in a wee cupboard under the ROM.
It's dark in there.
Sometimes I look at them with my headtorch.
She looks my size in the gloom.
I should get out more.
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I was pleased to see a new jukebox (at least - first time I've spotted it!) on the b+w homepage
Especially after me losing my Secret Smile during the Hard-Disk crash of 03!
Innovations, Div! Excellent!
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'Jingling jiggles'!
Another phrase tae roll aff the tongue!
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boozum's in a pixel sense
There's a phrase that rolls aff the tongue...
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It's just you, Stormtrooper.
Today for instance - it's her THIRD outing that I know of...
Of course, I don't look EVERY day! Goodness NO! Splutter... what do you think I am...? Ahem... I have better things to...
Mind your own busi.. I won't stand for this! Such accusat.. I'm off.
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Do the chickens in chingford stand on their wingsÂ
Yup!
They're genetically modified.
Either that or I was stuck fur a s***e witticism...
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1. Pig's Trotters
2. Lamb Shank
3. Frog's Legs
4. Chicken Wings
5. Er... that's it.
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Same pose as yesterday.
There's going to be a lot of 'models' suffering adductor strains.
(I could kiss it better, I suppose...)
Is that one for Twaddle, the model?
'Sorry guv, no can play.
I featured as Frankie's burd o ra day'.
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I tried Hubba hubba in Google.
was the first result I got.
Kinda like NEXT or... What Every Perv Wants...
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I've been staring at it for hours, hoping someone'll open that door!
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George Best - the famous Irishman - is driving home after downing a few at the local pub. He turns a corner and much to his horror he sees a tree in the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid it and almost too late realizes that there is yet another tree directly in his path. He swerves again and discovers that his drive home has turned into a slalom course, causing him to veer from side to side to avoid all the trees.
Moments later he hears the sound of a police siren and brings his car to a stop. The officer approaches George's car and asks him what on earth he was doing.
George tells his story of the trees in the road when the cop stops him mid sentence and says, "Fer Christ's sake, George, that's yer air freshener!"
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Simply red... simply.... Wow.......
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That Wee Barrell Rod Stewart Impersonator fair gets about.
I must get back in the WB next time I'm up.
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Naw, Sarah-Jane from cbeebies (speciality higgledy house) beats her hands-down.
Didn't know who this was but checked...
Bit too young to be a borderline boiler, surely?
However, having had a look at
which links to her 5 minute subliminally naughty showreel! I can see how her coqettish use of tube shaped things and sticky back plastic may turn some on...
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5. Laila Morris (Mo Harris in Eastenders)
I couldnae be arsed watching eastenders so did a google on the character...
My reaction?
Another Sid wind up, I guess.
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Wet, today.
Nice.
Something about 'wet' or 'sweat' that appeals to me.
Dunno what.
What goes around comes around.
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It's an anagram of "mia sorella" - Italian for "my sister" - apparently. Lord knows why.
I doubt that he'd want to know...
I hate this GB.
Here I am trying to have a life worth livin, among real, genuine salt of the earth apples and pears, cor luv a duck(why they do that, I don't know:don't ask) Eastenders but...
Now I'll have to look at fictional f**kin Eastenders to see who you're talking about.
Sigh.
Mo Harris Jeeze....
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property development... semi erection... is there a thread developing, here?
But as for Tracey Emin. Naw, no even me using yours, on an internet site.
And then there's Nina Hossain in the local London tv news. A shameless flirt.
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Would all get a definite "mibbees aye, mibbees aye, definitely, please, eh gaunnae dae that?"
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Progress report:
The Coo went well.
The Hindu caused bafflement.
The ducks wis auld.
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How can you comment on something you haven't even seen? Are you Bill Lees?
So...
Bill Lees has seen Reidy's berr legs, eh?
Hmmm
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And what religion is the last pigeon in the flock of pigeons?
A Hindu.
I'll try this 'joke' and the wan above, tonight.. and see how/if they translate intae Engerlish. I fear - not at all.
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As the song should have said...
'Nice face, shame about the legs'
I totally agree with you, ST!
Trouble is are you talking about today's young lady (who has a nice face but distinctly dodgily skeletal legs)
or...
Reidy in his shorts? (those are legs and face I widnae pass comment on... though I recall the description of the legs of Buddies' 1959 cup winning halfback, Jackie Neilson: 'like they came aff a billiard table')
Yet Another Crap Joke
in General Nonsense
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It gets worse...
Police have named six of the Morecambe victims -
Way Ding,
Sin King,
Drow Ning,
Leff Too Dy,
Fu ken Nippy
and
Ty Dis HI ................................
Cockle Pickers wages are to rise to £2 per hour,
to enable them to keep their heads above water.