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NO FRESH, NSS!
Crusty. She's been here afore...!
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Happily - another repeat!
Or is it that, after a while... they all look the same?
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One cannot complain when one's mouth is full...
as you have been often heard to mumble - ya bass!
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Aye - she's bonnie, Sid - but that ribcage.. is it no just a wee bit kinda... gross?
No comment on her wummin's bits - just that awfy big ribcage.
(I'm an oil-painting, btw... perfect.)
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Strummer:
did he not do a third play round about the same time with the big yin starring in it ,the name escapes me.....down where the.something????Down among the big boys: 1993
gang boss's daughter wants to marry a cop...
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Hmmmm... today's is once-again wet...
but the body shape is rather orc-like!
Sssstrange, my prettiessssss!
No golden ring to bind usss is visssible.
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I bought a really worn-out (because I'd played it so often!) 45 record, when it was being chucked out of a jukebox, of Alex Harvey on Polydor singing/screaming, "Let the Good times Roll".
Noo, THAT was Rock and Roll!
In those days the most remarkable scream known was the comparatively mild, Paul McCartney (?) on Twist and Shout. Alex Harvey swamped that. Wild.
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I think, thong-wise, today's will suit Ruggy Bairn.
What a bum! She MUST use the gym.
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Haw Toon!
Honest - the wan I was talkin aboot was last night in the wee sma hoors and there was this grass aw roon aboot her heid and she wisnae the wan that's oan noo, honest, and..
.. is she no bonnie, this wan!?
Bugger the grass!
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Is this a sign of getting old?
I looked at today's Burd and thought,
" I must get round to cuttin the grass..."
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Same burd today as yesterday but I'm no complaining.
Thanks, Sid. Never thought of it that way.nae c"nt would want you chasing behind them after that revelationI'll build it intae mah race plan... watch out, Paula Radcliffe on April 18, 2004!
(April 18 - Hayley Mills' birthday, btw)
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Awright, Reidy - you win.
Mah senile dementia is mair senile than your senile dementia.
I was struggling tae mind ANY guitarist after Bertie boy!
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1. Bert Weedon
2. Jet Meehan
3. Duane Eddy
4. Heinz
5. Hank Marvin
I'll get me zimmer
... and my ears and tastebuds tested.
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Wet, today.
Nice.
Something about 'wet' or 'sweat' that appeals to me.
Dunno what.
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"Fruit flies like a banana..."
That reminds me, Reidy of when Ah worked in the Arabian Gulf - decades ago and just a daft boy - and bored. We shared a big flat. There's only so much drink can be taken and so ye're sitting there, besdie the well-stocked fruit bowl looking up at the huge fan revolving remorselessly on the ceiling...
Fan on FULL pelt, chuck a banana up at it, and watch how everyone else in the room takes cover and/or calls ye bad sweery words!!
Mind you... I suppose you could be saying that fruit flies like bananas... as opposed to liking any other kind of fruit... hmm. Deep, that.
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Is that a piano stool, Reidy?
What's she doing with her toes...?
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Not that I'm keen on jumping onto the nit-picking voyeurs band-wagon...
but today 3rd November, that pretty, coy model has got on make-up.
Not unusual, I hear you say, but this make-up is on her bum to cover what I assume are huge plooks!
Makes ye wonder how bad the other cheek is...
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You know nothing, Mr Reidy. Same colour normally, but...
The tiny HAUN is haudin it too tight.
Lack of blood flow. I've just watched SCRUBS: I'm a medical expert.
Either that or I'm a diddy.
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...were lifted outside the apollo that night, after the gig (can't remember what for).
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When you become an old fart, all you have is memories
And sometimes ye don't even have them!
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Talking of BBC repeats...
Any chance of seeing Mrs Slocum's pussy tomorrow?
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Today's BURD is the same one as on October 27 - who caused Reidy to have a lump in his
throat...
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1.30a.m - and she's not changed! Get a grip, Div.
I know I am.
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Clear yer throat, Reidy - spit it oot.
She gave me a lump in my
throat, too.
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There's a word for today's image - and it's NOT 'modesty'!
I've said it before and...
well... today's is even more immodest!
Franks Unofficial Burd Of The Day
in e-Saints
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