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chingford

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  1. What the fcuk does 'ooft' mean?

    Like 'fcuk', I think it might be a word that a dyslexic wean might use when it goes to bed at night, hoping for a Fairy to have visited by morningtime, having left a cash payment in exchange for the 'ooft' the dyslexic wean had placed under the pillow....

    I hope this helps? :)

  2. I managed five goals once and only got over 10k five or six times. Still pretty shit, but every little helps, I suppose. :(

    You're partly right.

    It is shit but it ain't pretty. :P

    I used to be that bad.

    I'm now the wee-est bit better.

    You and I are but the pawns to the movements of majestic pachyderms, such as TL, Rothesay, Scousers and Leeders sweeping over the chess-like Savannahs of Play for your Club.

    We are not worthy... wgaf? :rolleyes:

  3. When you have the image BIG on your screen...

    ...do you then RIGHT click your mouse when the cursor is on the image?...?

    which gives you the drop down menu,

    where you select - 'Save as...' to save the pic to wherever you want it on your machine?

    Hope this helps. :)

  4. Just been on the new SMISA website...

    Whatever's happened to the click-through to a betting firm that gave dosh to Smisa for every punter who signed up?

    I wanted to do that...

    (also someone... bongoshadowsandman?... used to post a link to a place that gave a the range of odds/prices offered by bookies. Does anyone recall THAT site?)

  5. Two ways to do it. At least.

    1. Copy JUST the bit you're interested in, paste it into your reply then highlight THAT wee bit and click the wee box, 2nd from right that looks like a speech bubble.

    e.g.

    What am I doing wrong...
    2. Quote the whole long thing, then cut the bits of it that you don't want, making sure you don't bugger up the
    that surrounds it. e.g.
    I know how to do a q.

    if I want a few lines I can't get it in white ?

    What am I ...

    help.

    I hope this helps. :)

    ETA: I've just seen where you want to do quotes, LS!

    Shame ye mispelled 'expected' and let him score like that. Enjoy winding up the bam, please.

  6. I'm away 4 this year. Got to agree with the last post. Been quite a sobering experience in the past seeing footage of the game only to realise how slow/fat/sh*te/baldy I am, and to hobble about like an old man for days afterwards. Cannae wait for the 20th though!!! :D :D

    Baldy's ok. :)

    It's kinda... er... 'go-faster'.... :rolleyes:

  7. An elderly couple had been dating each other for a long time ....

    At the urging of their friends, they decided it was finally time for

    marriage.

    Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation

    regarding how their marriage might work ....

    They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally, the old

    gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical

    relationship ....

    "How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather tentatively.

    "Well," she said, responding very carefully, "I'd have to say...I

    would like it infrequently."

    The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment and then over his glasses, he

    looked her in the eye and casually asked ............

    "Is that one word or two?"

  8. Weeeeelll, it DID allow football to become a means of escape and in so doing produced the Brazil that almost every fúcker on this very website drools over, even though they’re totally bastard well over-rated.

    That's no wan o the countries ye got mugged in, was it?

  9. 1. A whole shedload of bobbins fae the Mill (Far better than Lego but as dreich in the long run).

    2. A goldfish on a lead ( a bit of string, really). Again, fun to start with but it didn't have legs.

    3. A fireguard. You could use it like a rocking horse. Until it 'broked'.

    4. In summer, blades of grass. Difficult to tune (OK, IMPOSSIBLE.) But a great racket! And organic, I now realise...

    5. Wee Mary. (Nuff Said.)

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