EL NOMBRE Posted February 19, 2006 Report Share Posted February 19, 2006 1/ He's that wee he thought The Mousetrap was a documentary! 2/ He's that wee that on his wedding day he got concussion from a badly aimed sugar almond. 3/ He's that wee that if he ever got lost it's doubtful if even CSI could find him. 4/ He's that wee that he thought the little mouse with clogs on was a hip dude in the 70's. 5/ He's that wee that every time he goes boolin he gets visions of Raiders of the lost Ark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted February 19, 2006 Report Share Posted February 19, 2006 1/ He's that wee he thought The Mousetrap was a documentary!2/ He's that wee that on his wedding day he got concussion from a badly aimed sugar almond. 3/ He's that wee that if he ever got lost it's doubtful if even CSI could find him. 4/ He's that wee that he thought the little mouse with clogs on was a hip dude in the 70's. 5/ He's that wee that every time he goes boolin he gets visions of Raiders of the lost Ark. 244473[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EL NOMBRE Posted February 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2006 6/ Wullie is that wee that he gets his hair( ) cut at the Playdoh barber shop! 7/ He's that wee that he travels by Fisher price. 8/ He's that wee that on the rigs they keep cheerios fur him as a life preserver. 9/ Wullie is that wee that he gave away Barbie at her weddin! 10/ Wullie is that wee that he thinks Hornby run aw the trains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted February 19, 2006 Report Share Posted February 19, 2006 10/ Wullie is that wee that he thinks Hornby run aw the trains. 244543[/snapback] Dae they no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EL NOMBRE Posted February 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2006 Dae they no 244553[/snapback] Aye cos am the fat Controller! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted February 19, 2006 Report Share Posted February 19, 2006 Aye cos am the fat Controller! 244688[/snapback] I knew that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EL NOMBRE Posted February 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2006 I knew that 244689[/snapback] Listen you ....I'll cancel yer pensioners special on the express tae Toy Town! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted February 19, 2006 Report Share Posted February 19, 2006 Listen you ....I'll cancel yer pensioners special on the express tae Toy Town! 244724[/snapback] In ye'r dreams Tubby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EL NOMBRE Posted February 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2006 In ye'r dreams Tubby 244737[/snapback] Get back up yer Chimney......shortarse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted February 19, 2006 Report Share Posted February 19, 2006 Get back up yer Chimney......shortarse! 244749[/snapback] No got a chimney, Chubby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted February 19, 2006 Report Share Posted February 19, 2006 1) He's that wee2) that he cant see his wee wullie 3) for his wee excuse for moustache 4) or his wee belly 5) or for the wee fat slag trying to suck him off. Think i might be in for BIG trouble. 244757[/snapback] Away ye go ya fat useless ugly excuse furra booler, go and take ye'r face furra shyte Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EL NOMBRE Posted February 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2006 No got a chimney, Chubby 244753[/snapback] If a kin build Stonehenge then a Chimney is a piece a p*sh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted February 19, 2006 Report Share Posted February 19, 2006 If a kin build Stonehenge then a Chimney is a piece a p*sh! 244759[/snapback] Hurry up then, Rotund Chappie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EL NOMBRE Posted February 20, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 Hurry up then, Rotund Chappie 244765[/snapback] Rotund!..... You been at the Dictionary again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 Rotund!..... You been at the Dictionary again? 244996[/snapback] Aye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EL NOMBRE Posted February 20, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 Aye 245011[/snapback] Why?..........ye must have looked up all the dirty words by now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 Why?..........ye must have looked up all the dirty words by now? 245019[/snapback] Naw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EL NOMBRE Posted February 20, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 Naw 245064[/snapback] Dirty words can be found here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 Dirty words can be found here. 245074[/snapback] I wrote that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EL NOMBRE Posted February 20, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 I wrote that 245077[/snapback] So yer Real name is Rodger!..................How appropriate fur you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 So yer Real name is Rodger!..................How appropriate fur you! 245089[/snapback] Nae need fur that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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